Novosibirsk, a week for 30, but we are courageously silent, otherwise someone promised to beat skies here.
... and there at the beginning of each paragraph "How you hit me, puzzles!!!". Reporting tomorrow, what to do?! to
"Correct/replace/replace everything" to help...
And in the resume of the podcast "Confident PC user"... How you beat me, puzzles!!! to
The ratings of competent people are worth money, the ham will evaluate you from head to foot absolutely free.
(from the real dialogue)
No, I am not a Jew. Except for my mother...
If you say to any beautiful girl or woman, even a married one, “Yes, a prostitute’t get out of you!” she’ll ask, “That’s why?”
[21.06, 17:39] Alexei: Smoking is cheap, food is expensive, smoking is low
Alexey: And then they are surprised that people on board the plane behave badly
here here :
"colbassa" - in the neighboring area, the color of the composition is dark red well and length.
Generation of EVA!
Electricians were called cowboys because they were taken to Moscow for cowboys in the 80s and 90s.
The disappeared breed of dogs Moscow diving - its selection was also engaged in the Red Army: after the Second World War, specialists raised a special breed of dogs capable of participating in rescue operations on water. Only the dog was too aggressive for such a human-loving mission. Moscow divers to the drowning sailors sailed without difficulty, but, apparently, the need to swim the hell knows where for some unknown uncle they were so angry that the victim often had to stumble from the savior...
Post with a gips on which a girl of Asian appearance rotates a burning lighter in her hands.
The comments:
As the saying goes, no matter what you do, there will always be an Asian who does it better than you.
YYY: Who said that?
zzz: Asian who speaks better than you.
In the second grade he wrote in the dictionary dictionary "robOta", t.k. The word “Robot” means “Robot.”
Later, the parents explained that the test word was a slave!
If the man was not scared in the morning, then the grandmother is good!
Dedicated to my father.
To be honest, my mother didn’t care much about me. And in principle, I was satisfied until it was time to do a manicure, buy underwear or do hair removal. She never told me to go or do it together. But my father was always willing to go with me, or just throw me into the shopping center and then take me shopping.
When I was sixteen and the graduation ball was not over, I thought it was time to do a complete depilation and come to school in a beautiful dress, to catch a modest look on my silk-shaped skin. My father did not agree very much with me. But the closer the time to graduate, I became more annoying. Finally, the puppet gave up, but asked for a couple of days to choose a good salon.
He kept his word, as usual. Exactly three days later I was assigned to come to a small but cozy depilation salon. But my father was categorical – anything can be done, except the bikini zone. He was unfaithful. Probably preserving my morality I thought, but I agreed in any case.
Everything went well, I was very pleased with the result. The graduation ball went to the ur. And then the institute and so on. I went to the same salon for five years in a row. I looked there for the last time before moving and my master said he could tell me this story.
My father, before registering me, came to the salon himself and said that he would like to try wax depilation before allowing his daughter to come here. The master was surprised, but the client paid. She cut off her two legs completely, and the next day he called the girl and complained that her upper legs had become very blue. She explained that the bleach is normal, considering the amount of broken hair. That’s why he was against my bikini zone! I couldn’t even imagine that he could do that for my sake.
Dad, I love you!
If I am a quarter Jew, a quarter Chuvash, a quarter Russian and a quarter Finnish-Hungarian, what should I write in the nationality column?
Knowledgeful people suggest that a Jew should write anyway.
What is light but does not heat?
Prison term
Two weeks of summer heat.
With a plus thirty-four days (specially words written to feel better). With dark nights after the day of hell. A light fog in the morning. With girls in light dresses on the city streets and in bikinis on the beaches. With rows for cool quas from barrels on squares and crossings...
Western Siberia is summer.
And Moscow is what, she always nods.
Marikosama
Moreover, I had a cat. The queen had a special relationship with food. She did not love her. The word entirely. None of. In order for her to eat anything, it was necessary to catch her, and grab the first piece in her mouth, while she was moaning and scratching. Well, after the first piece of something tried, I started eating. Nothing hurt, the veterinarian made the only diagnosis. which was later confirmed. But she was beautiful.
Reviews of Arbalet:
shoot in the manual on Windows)) c 6 - 7 meters broke to 550 pages. from 17 -19 meters almost to 300 pages.)
xxx: you could choose the subject area such: Development of the system of selection of the best condoms
XXX: LOL
YYY: How do you prove that this problem is worth writing a whole program?
The quality of the condom depends on my way of life.
xxx: Maybe then, because of the poor quality of the condom, my life path and started
xxx: and given the situation with HIV in Russia, for the same reason it may end
XXX: I have almost written an introduction
"Part to foot".
Report of the Kyrgyz customs officer on the complete inspection of the one-legged pirate.
Why is it possible to make more or less a bank from the Sberbank, and the post of Russia can not make normal mail?
BBB: The post office of Russia makes an unusual bank instead.