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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144404
 01.09.2017
How bombarded men are from the simple mention that guys who can give a gift that really pleased the girl, EXIST. The men immediately tried to self-affirm themselves, measuring their wallets and stumbling on each other's willingness to throw as much money as possible!

Girl with the dragon, take care of your lover! It is in itself a treasure and a gift for a woman! Especially on such a contrasting background.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144403
 01.09.2017
This is:

Previously girls were delighted with brilliants, and now figures of cartoon heroes...I understand so, dresses, jewelry, cosmetics and other methods of improving the appearance for girls are not relevant now? Dirty head, piercing and dads? Change me, ply these girls on the classic! I don’t want to live with these...

Cold the fuck. I think the one you are writing about is okay with the appearance, and with the flowers, and with the jewelry. And "traditional" in your understanding gifts her guy also gives. Specifically, I decided to take a creative approach. That is all.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №144402
 01.09.2017
Q: Fuck, the second dog is also now running away when he sees a flyboy.
You are not a fly on it...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144401
 01.09.2017
>>> You have the only option of self-defense and it is the opportunity to run away. These are the Russian laws <<<

Yes, you are an optimist. It is remembered, even at the zero in the Urals, the story of how a solitary forest worker was attacked by a soldier with a machine gun. He stayed with him for a week in the bush, which is 20 kilometers from the nearest settlement. He was led under a target, bound to a tree in the yard at night. When the feast was over, he took him to the village. On the way, slid into some wool, man, don't be a fool, fell down quickly. Nothing was stated, there was no time, a few days of stress. In short, this soldier broke his leg while falling, somehow got out and slipped to the track for a few days, there he was picked up. So the forestry for 4 months was held in a siso, wanted to be attracted according to the article "for leaving in danger". Really built hotels. And you say to run away... We’ll breathe it soon will be a prosecution.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144400
 01.09.2017
The Woman with the Strange Name Rita Gornostai
A normal name. Here is the director of the tour agency (!) Nedopolz advised him to buy tickets to Fukuoka.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144399
 01.09.2017
I am over eighteen years old, I earn enough to feed my loved one and, if necessary, to support my mother and younger brother financially, and if a husband suddenly begins, then my husband is too old. A 'adult' that will take the real joy from the gifted toy rabbit and make you simulate the joy from the 'dejournal' foolish jewelry or that of your much-suffering iPhone, in order to polish the man's 'ego' - no normal person should be free.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144398
 01.09.2017
Talk about the home library at the beginning of zero
A few volumes of Delphi are remembered, not to forget, 3rd and 5th. There were some books on C (and likewise on C and not the CPP). By Visual Basic I remember Talmud was. A few books on computer architecture. The Lord of the Rings.
I had no normal chances of growing up.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №144397
 01.09.2017
The cold in the house is horror. I wore the tapes!( by
XXX is oh. As far as I can remember, you’re always at home in a shirt and shirt. I hope you have something to wear now?
YYY: That’s what I’m saying – the towels have already been worn.
Xxx:...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №144396
 01.09.2017
Turn off Adblock.
"Supernova is super! A man and a girl in the 69 position suck each other's members. Watch the video"
I have adblocked.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №144395
 31.08.2017
xxx: When I was on vacation, I revised the entire "Mission impossible"
xxx: Now the morning meeting of the department, I start with the words: "Your mission, if you agree, will consist of the following..." )))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144394
 31.08.2017
They may have a hunting rifle in a safe to protect their homes.
It is somewhere in a parallel universe or in the beautiful Russia of the future that a normal person can impunely defend himself from the “bulls.” And in the real Russia of the present, the only legitimate possibility to defeat the freezing with a weapon (any one) is to die first. At the same time, they do not restrict themselves in any way in the ways and instruments of your murder. So in order not to get trouble with the law, the bullies attacking you need, if possible, quietly shoot (if at home) and get rid of the bodies. Otherwise a tournament.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144393
 31.08.2017
At work there is a colleague, Rosa Elena, well the name is double - Rosa Elena. It is written separately.
I, as a shy person, probably never gather with the spirit to ask - what it is for a man to live 45 years with such a name...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №144392
 31.08.2017
Spam has come – a new word in plastic surgery – amputation. I had no strength to read further.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №144391
 31.08.2017
I was in Colorado. There are no frogs on the potatoes, I looked specifically.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №144390
 31.08.2017
X: Do we have an ambulance? What kind of shit?
YYY: Yes, it’s because of the feast of the chickens, which.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №144389
 31.08.2017
One day, my older brother and I were riding the big ones. I was driving wrong, and I was constantly trying to hit him. After one such unsuccessful attempt, my brother made a thoughtful, sad expression of his face and said:
"My young fellow I think you could be the cause of my death"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №144388
 31.08.2017
If you write a word on paper and it is not highlighted by a red wave line, it does not mean that it is written correctly!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №144387
 31.08.2017
I remember the poppy. History the first.
I have an exam, I am sitting and studying. This animal sits on the lamp and sows the table. Slowly moving on my shoulder. When he was finally confused in geometry, under his left ear was a loud voice: "Do you get stupid?"

Again in a week.
23 hours. I sit at the comp. The stomach feels a loud bump. After breathing, I go to the kitchen (the puppy sleeps there). I turn on the light and go to the refrigerator. The bird looks at me with an unwelcome look, sneezes and says, “What has come?”
For some reason, there was an obsessive idea to put it in the freezer.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №144386
 31.08.2017
Comment on the article "How the world fights mosquitoes":
xxx: This article is sexism and is purely directed against female individuals.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №144385
 31.08.2017
I have known my son as my father. Very comfortable! Wife: "Vaski, eat lunch!" The cat is also running.

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