Recommendations for the light series:

- The series two thousand second year, I thought I would put for the background on the sleep.

And it is like Ogog, and then Egege and N-na!

In general, if b / u without guarantees sold with a discount of less than 50-70% I just won't buy - the new will cost in the end "cheaper".
And with the trends on the recycling fee - soon for b / o will start paying =)
So far I recently took b/u in the state of "almost new" (the film is, a couple of scratches in unclosed places), a month's warranty, 3 days of manicure for 25 and 35% of the price of the new one. And taking something out of hand for 70-80% of the price of the new consider it a complete nonsense and consumed sellers.
.............
pffffffff
Do not take. I’d rather give it for nothing than sell it to someone like you.
The Example. I sell children’s shoes. Dear ones. With a 20% discount on the purchase.Even times the boots are expensive. But it turned out that the child (just not walking this year) wore them three times.
I’ll give it for 500 r. Do not take it. If I don’t do it by September. It is better to give a gift to such a good man than to sell it for a penny.

Prepod in the Universe gave a lecture on history:
If the state needs to have any weapons, it will not ask the citizen, but will have them.

I think he’s closer to the truth than he suspects :)

Clever: Here is me! Greetings to all)
HAWK: Hi to you! Are you clever or clever?
CLEVER: Hm Did you understand what he said?
HAWK: Here is the answer to my question. You are just a clover.

If the stars are almost a point for us, why can’t we close the star with a light bulb on our outstretched arm? Don’t believe – try it!

YYY: Because the diameter of the light bulb and even the head of the light bulb is smaller than the diameter of the pupil with which you look at the star.

WOW: Who are you?
I may be your destiny.
So let’s record...
Q: Where are you going to write me up?
In the turn.

<yyy> what, in this Orthodox search engine Satellite seriously porn can not be found?
<xxx> sounds like a challenge
<xxx> thus, the result: on obvious requests no links or images
<xxx> but with the default filter on request "girl" in the pictures in the first row naked lady on a motorcycle, just below - in a semi-transparent dress
<yyy> heh, and the innocent Google gives harmless selfishness
<xxx> what do you think... typical...

We, men, cannot do so, again with rare exceptions. If I enjoy spending time with a girl, if I am interested in her, if she is also sympathetic to me externally (and it follows from the story given that the girl previously had a relationship with guys she now just wants to be friends with), then I will not be able to just communicate without trying to translate the relationship into a closer plane than friendship.

A man should not attribute his sperm to the whole half of mankind. There are a lot of very selective men who do not rush to drag into bed any girl with whom "interesting and cute". Oh yes, so there would not be so much irresponsible love in pleasant, interesting and cute girls, who have to limit themselves to friendship.

News burns: "Russia has become worse about Ukraine". The third year of the war.
Really like a joke: a whisper of bullets around his head made Stirlic alert. Something was wrong.

Mmm: I understood why the answer to the question of life in the universe and all that is 42
by www :?
mmm: At 42 degrees Celsius, human proteins collapse
www: o_o

A colleague told me, in his words:

I go to the men’s toilet, and there a little girl runs. There is no more.
I asked her"Are you lost? Where are your parents?"
And she replies:"It’s okay, I and my dad. Do you want to see how it works?"
He opens the cabin door.

It will be much more fun to perform swears if you spread your hands to the sides and say "ku!".

What an ugly word is the vagina.
It looks like something huge XD
xxx:or terrifying and dark, like "happy"

A school year is 9 months, teachers leave 2. She has to work for a month.

Thanks or free of charge, that is, a gift?

According to the head of "Rosneft" Igor Sechin, the purchase of expensive dishes was planned by one of the "daughters" of the company, and he personally withdrew this purchase. It was about 83 thousand. The rub. 15 thousand cups of tea. The rub. Everything"

What will I eat like a loch from a spoonful cheaper than 1000 backs? More plastic buy, urds"

Fuck, I am the third.
the deer who wants to take a used thing at its own cost, allegedly because when buying a new thing he pays all delivery, rents and taxes, and the seller of the used thing carries no expenses.
Did you not think that the one who sells a used thing also once bought it new and also paid a bunch of other people's expenses?? to

Someone is impressed by the students who do not understand the word "sweet"... As a child, I excavated a book from my parents "Russian fairy tales of Siberia". I remembered the beginning of a fairy tale: "Oral once a man in the field and erupted a colored stone..." What was there next - God knows, but I was then really impressed, until I finally found out that "oralo" is an outdated word for socha. Could it be "told" an outdated word, but we do not know? and ;)

We went to the lake at night.
Breastfeeding: Do you sleep?
Knotty: Em not to sleep.
Knotty: I’ve already eaten two plates of borst.
Knotty: If we don’t go soon, I’ll die from a overdose of borst.
The meat: Hold on.
Knotty: It’s easy for you to talk, you don’t have a borst.

My son came and picked up a laptop. In exchange, he played a spinner.
What about impressions? Better than vodka?
- this is a new-fashioned toy for young people... we have played it from time to time... when the chewed cassette from the maffon on the pencil was overwhelmed...

The truth alone.

The winner is the one who first understood and silenced.