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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142164
 13.06.2017
When I was 5 years old, my parents often took me to family and friends’ birthdays. And after my baptist’s birthday, my parents went to visit her the next day, on my question, “Why does the baptist celebrate 2 days?” My dad said we’re going to bite. Since then, for me, the word “mocking” has become a continuation of the celebration the next day. And when in the kindergarten was graduate I was given the word, I said that I like the holiday very much and I hope that we all come to cheer the next day. All the teachers and parents were in shock, only the father was roaring.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №142163
 13.06.2017
Small office.There are girls working.My office is next to the toilet. Sometimes it seems to me that they are members of a secret order that fights to ensure that the toilet chair never gets cold.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142162
 13.06.2017
The debt, self-dependent, immediately and quickly, until you finally arrived, did not re-born into a suicide and did not ruin the life of your daughter, go to a psychologist, fool! For the beginning. Maybe there is a psychotherapist. It helps, really. It is not a man to fight with demons, but a specialist. Or do you want to live this way for the rest of your life and your own child, being older, will hate you because you will project it all on her?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №142161
 13.06.2017
Adult working people are usually able to earn on a nursery or decent nursing home. Or they should work more.

Adult working people, soap, can love their grandmother very much and do not want to give her into the hands of other people. And there are adults working with children who also need a lot of money.
PS: And reasoning about it is worth more to work is now such a marker for underage?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142160
 13.06.2017
Just think, if we just knew the benefits of personal and the Internet in advance, they could be reproduced in the 1950s. Primitive, like a now programable calculator, but working. The problem was only in the lack of understanding how cool it is, and the horse (with then-technology) price is beaten down once in 10 by some decisions, if it is purposefully to fight for them, rather than to make monsters for the calculation of space programs.
On the other hand, we might not have died at the age of 70. To make not even a clone, but just an immune-compatible fetus, you can now. It is possible to connect the spinal cord with an ENT transplant. The moral problems? The fetus does not understand that he is carried out to remove the brain, and then anesthesia and op, he is no longer there, and his body carries another head with another person; at what point and how does he suffer at the same time, if not to invent athral abominations? It’s primitive, but it’s better to live than to die with a perfectionist dream that one day you’ll be born.
The only problem is the lack of understanding how cool it is. After all, humanity is not yet familiar with relocating into a new body. As in the 1950s, it was not yet familiar with the Internet and the personal computerized workplace of each engineer.
Sometimes it is important to just want to. "And what, could it be?"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142159
 13.06.2017
XXX: 100 grams of super glue? (with my grace in the process of using it)
XXX: The glued fingers are for the nubia! Go to a new level - glue your hands right along the body!

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142157
 13.06.2017
And where did the defenders of the "power" and other PGMs come from? They are not allowed on the internet at all. There is no grace here, born. Go ahead and collect the bottles in your carts.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №142156
 13.06.2017
> About "double" and others. I remember the story of Pushkin.

Young Alexander studied at the Lyceum. And they had a teacher named Trico.
Pushkin spoke to one of the one-kashniks, and they built this.
Upon entering the city from the liceum, it was necessary to register with the guard.
Pushkin said his name: "H". He has recorded.
One of them is "Dvako".
The teacher came and called himself "Tricko".
The guard whispered: "You’re mocking me, right?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №142155
 13.06.2017
It is especially nice when everyone was against and you did.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №142154
 13.06.2017
The most interesting thing for me, of course, is the thoughts of other people. I can hardly remember my visit to a number of exotic places and the impressions of it. Now I repeat the thesis of Lieutenant Colonel Efimenko, his heavenly kingdom, which he heard more than 30 years ago. What is a good grandmother? He asked, and he answered, “Even if you cut her hair, put her solarium, and put her in a parachute from 1948, you’ll see that she’s a good grandmother.” With a good grandmother, much in this life becomes better than it really is. When I heard it for the first time it was funny, and years later it was no longer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142153
 13.06.2017
Patriarch Kirill considered 200 new temples in Moscow insufficient.
- We are still very behind the "Five", although we have overtaken the "Dixie".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142152
 13.06.2017
Neradence: Just I pulled out that fur ass from behind the couch where he’s stuck, as he got into the closet, pulled on him from the refrigerator, and now passed under the ceiling to the other side of the headset and pretends he can’t go down, so it has to be removed and taken on.
and ah. very credible. You might think, I don’t know, how easily you jump from the second floor into the window with the fearlessness of a ninja and get into a fight with a neighbor’s dog.
Cats are the most agile attenshvhoras that nature has just invented.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142151
 13.06.2017
Adult working people with grandmothers do not live!
YYY: Do they give away to the elderly home?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142150
 13.06.2017
XX: Restraint is adorning man.
zzz: The skulls of their enemies decorate a man even better.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142149
 13.06.2017
I live at sea. What do you order me to go on holiday in the summer?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142148
 13.06.2017
Review of Assassin's Creed:
xxx: a man falls from one and a half meters high and so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yyy: suddenly fall from a metre height down the head. I’ll see what you’re doing, but nothing bad.
LOL: I wasn’t like that when I was a child.
YYY: That explains a lot.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №142147
 13.06.2017
The duality

As an example of the fourfoldness, I will give the work of Schopenhauer "On the fourfold root of the law of sufficient basis." With numerals larger than four, the design does not survive for the same reason that in primitive languages there are no numerals larger than 10: there is no need. Formally, you can construct a fifth and a tenth and use it. Occasionalism will come out, but it will not spread and will not be consolidated, because the language does not need such words.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142146
 13.06.2017
An open event in the kindergarten. The teacher asks questions. According to a carefully rehearsed scenario, the children raise their hands and react boldly. Everything is boring and uniform. Only one boy was not at the rehearsals, nor does he want to accept the role assigned to him. He raises his hand on all questions, but the teacher ignores him. Finally, he breaks out of patience and after asking the teacher, “Why was the duck called ugly?” he jumps up and cries loudly, “Because he is a toilet!” The hall explodes with a wild whistle. Not funny was only the teacher and the mother of the boy, who, reddened, ran out into the corridor.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142145
 13.06.2017
I thought I, as a former editor, would no longer be surprised by anything. It was a mistake to see today on a forum that a schoolboy is looking for the title of a movie about a pathological anatomist who talked to the dead.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142144
 12.06.2017
Not everybody was badly borrowed, but stupid unstoppable mothers with their uneducated offspring! Today in the bank, one mom tried to do her business, when one girl was running, and the other was chasing her on a selfie! In the bank! And both whispered like siren...Isolate your children if they are not taught how to behave in society. I won’t go to a children’s cafe or a playground – I’m even scared to think about it! But the bank...a quiet, quiet haven...and the last one was taken away!! to

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