Towards someone’s mouth.

Not someone, but Santa Claus.

Curio: Somewhere I encountered a mention that women who had kidney stones and who gave birth unambiguously claimed that the stones are excreted much more sick than children.

Alpine Joe: As a Kun, who has already given birth to two stones, I can say that it would be better for me to be hit by the balls 10 times.

Curio: How did you call it?

Promtovari: Phobos and Damos

The case was in 2009, I was studying at the university, and like many students I worked here and there. We had in the city a kind of street labour exchange - a "femach", where those who wanted to work could find a employer for a day, covered this exchange like some thieves in the law, respectively, for each hired worker the employer paid 200 r in "common price". The work was of various kinds, mostly bring-give, bite, and so on.

One day, my friend and I got into a pit under the foundation of a fire ladder in one of the city’s hospitals. We worked together, the size of the pit was 1, 5m * 3m with a depth of 1, 5m, for this we agreed to get 2, 5 tr, only clarified that the money immediately after the work, as they often threw "tomorrow-aftermorrow" and disappeared from the radars. We dug from the morning until late evening, it seemed never to end, the customer came to look, praised the saying, "young guys, so quickly managed, after tomorrow will come concrete workers, we will pour." When asked about the payment, he made an unhappy face and cut off, “Tomorrow, I’ll be here for lunch, come.” Fuck, it started, again fucking brains, but nothing to do, tomorrow so tomorrow. We come the next day, he is not there, they called the phone did not take, then after long attempts to call, he took the phone and replied dissatisfied "fuck with your money, come in a week." My friend and I burned a little, looked around the scarf in which was a tool "will we work a little more?" and began to bury this hole together with removable plywood and armor, simultaneously mixing the soil with boards and other garbage around. There was no worker at the facility, and the staff of the hospital whispered who was there and what was digging or buriing. The next day, at eight o’clock in the morning, we went to the hospital, and from the windows on the second floor, we watched the man running with his eyes cleared and mouthwashing, and the car with the cement stood next to him. There were calls from him on the phone, but we did not take the phone, we just watched him spread his hands. This continued for two hours, then there was a quarrel with the concrete workers, they left in the place with a mixer.



Was it worth it? Definitely!

The pensioner says to the pensioner:
I am 75 years old and I feel like a student.
Is it pulling the girl?
No, there is not enough money for the sacrifice.

At present, the result of any effort of a private company is an economic gain. Selection/genetic engineering/other must ultimately bring revenue to the company. Therefore, it is necessary to convince the target audience that it is safe to sit on the product, if the product is single-use, then even a blind idiot will see the benefit. Therefore, the seeds are specially made to blossom well, but do not leave offspring so that the client comes back again. Nothing personal, just business.

Well, that is, the mule, the enduring and very popular cattle, which is a hybrid of F1 horses and donkeys, specifically made fruitless for the sake of business? Knowledge of biology and economics, you made my day!

After the neighbors from the top wash the toilet, on our stand there is such a thunderstorm, as if the need for screws was done by the Iron Woodsecker.

Husbands with experience. Diversification of sexual life
Do you want to play at the hospital?
I do not want.
Do you not love me?
Okay what to do?
Call the ambulance.
Is it an ambulance?
- Yes
“Please take Katya, she’s gone mad.

Quote 1 :
After Bilbo did not eat breakfast and gave Gandalf the keys, he fled to meet the dwarves at the Green Dragon.
Quote 2 :
When Bilbo returned, distant relatives settled in his hole, and the property was released from the hammer. The silver cups disappeared.

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And that’s all you need to know about what happens if you don’t wash your dishes.

What is the difference between discussion and shit?

There are results.

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Xh: If in a relationship with you the girl is ruined... Why did you keep her wrong?)))
уу: because it needs to be stored in a dry cool place, and with me it is wet and hot)

Therefore, the seeds are specially made to blossom well, but do not leave offspring so that the client will come back again. Nothing personal, just business.

Conspiracy is not everywhere you find it. Remember the school course of biology and the term "heterosis". Another good example is broiler chickens. So it is beneficial for poultry farms to keep a separate maternal herd for the production of eggs instead of simply getting eggs from the broilers themselves in the process, right? They just dream of boring themselves with money.

After ten or about that change of jobs for 15 years of experience became finally clear. If you have a super-mega-understanding boss who always goes in front of you and allows you when you need to come later and leave earlier, then one of your colleagues has a manager - a evil spider who always hangs someone else's job on them.

What summer do you have? Give you the fools the summer, so you immediately set fire on your turf. And then pray – Oh, let it rain, let it rain. © by

<xxx> yes, I had to cut tomatoes with this knife. You know sometimes the swords were given names, well, the type of excalibur, this scissor should not only have a name but also a title. His stupidity.

xxx: The only shot in the history of the king-gun is a shot of the ash of the false mitry.
yyy: Ohuet before the rallies "He is not you Dimon" passed.

By the way, twenty years no longer give peace to the question: after Bilbo did not eat breakfast and gave Gandalf the keys, he fled to meet the dwarves at the Green Dragon... Or did he shut up the house, only picked up the shirts?
On the one hand, my imagination paints Gandalf still gray while washing cups.
On the other hand, the state of this breakfast on the table at the return of Bilbo.

I work as a loan specialist in a bank and recently somehow my eyes have started to tear. Formulating the next application for a loan, I asked the standard question "cost for utility payments", the guy replied "thousand 10-12" and here I get a paper towel and wipe tears from my eyes. The guy didn’t get confused and said, “Girl, don’t worry, some pay more.”

The sports.

"Football players of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Greece fought."

Zzz: And Bosnia and Greece beat Herzegovina.

We must fight for victory, not just drink.

My daughter grew unnoticed. My son-in-law has already gone. This is my second visit today.
This is clear, it should be noted. Bake the shrimp. It is hot today. There is also mango. Divide to the belt, type and sun and water cool. I look at the guy, calm, phlegmatic. How they will be further unclear, the daughter is like dust.
Sitting at the table, I swallow. The future mother-in-law puts the son-in-law salad and then notices the wounds on the left shoulder.
“Where did you get hurt so much?
He said, “Aauauau, you are old! Look at the morning! Don’t you see that it’s a bite?? to
The smoke is so calm:
- While I was driving here, the car broke, repaired and the assembly broke!
Apparently everything is OK! They turned out! No is wrong!
My daughter intervened:
“Mom, look at Daddy’s exact same wound on his shoulder!! to
Calmly so that:
Well, since the wounds are the same, it means that the models of cars are the same too!
I see both of my girls looking at each other and getting red in the eyes. Finally arrived!
I have all filled and say a toast:
So that the models don’t break!! to
The wife and daughter jump and crawl under the table. The weather laughed a little. It came to me last.