I was not so drunk yesterday.
Tagged: friendship
You’ve scattered your girlfriend.
I asked if she had a boyfriend and asked for his phone number.
UUU: She rolled into the situation and dictated
UUU: You called on your cell phone, touched a silent phone and threatened to tear off the eggs.

It is "how to become rich" - save on everything and make money on everything.

This is a very bourgeois view of the process of appearance of wealth, most often out of this comes "how to threaten physical and mental health".
In order to be rich, you have to be the first. The first to patent, the first to start producing or selling and the first to stop when it becomes unprofitable. And as long as you are running behind every passing stone, you won't earn a nicotine seriously.

We sit down, think about how to correct the financial situation, I propose to guess from the book, I ask - will I be able to catch up with the husband of the crown prince of Dubai? I guess page 88, 8 line from below - I open Kerouac, Suetou Duluoz and read (so right in the covers) - "Fig you was".

When I was 10 years old, my mother taught me how to make an injection. We often stayed alone and she was very sick during that time. May have needed help.
She called me and said, “Kolly!” and put the butt under the blanket. Well, I chatted the needle there, she squeezed, says "Squeeze out and see it!". I rushed to put on the syringe. Immediately I was scared and pulled out. She " well what are you! It was so good!" I said "aga" and started rolling the syringe into the same hole.

At one time, everyone kept their favorite music on the compass - well, it was when the internet was weak, and large amounts of information were transferred to internal HDDs.
Then the Internet became fast and social networks publicly available, any music in any quantity became possible to listen to without downloading to the computer. It was strange to have gigabytes of mp3 on the compile.

That’s what I found now. that from VKontakte completely drunk Tsoy (I don’t know about the rest of the social networks, I didn’t check)... the march, again it was time to quickly increase the home media library

I am in prostitution.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I am in space, I am in space.

The next day after the boy
XXX: fuck, civilians sit like that, nothing is ashamed
Tagged: ageing

* Long reads what is written on the packaging of one popular confectionery
And once I read about the elephant bread, which did not rot for months and was jealous... I thought, yes, of course, if you possess magic, you can do something like that...

The farmer Mikhail Shlyapnikov from the village of Kolionovo of the Moscow region is known for extravagant outbreaks. For example, he prohibited officials from entering his estate unless they present a certificate from a psychiatric dispenser and fluorography, as well as the charter of the authority they represent. Fluorography is considered by Chlapnikov within a week, after which he puts a red stamp "reject" and sends the documents back to the district center. “As they are with us, so are we with them,” says a farmer who professes the ideas of scientific anarchism.

Comments under photo:

Q: The candlestick?
See also Murmansk.
These northern cities are all in one building.

I am Hemingway, dear editor!In the past, the company was called SanTechResource, a normal, sound name. Now decided to change the name to "Everything for sanitation". It seemed like nothing unusual, but today I saw a check on which the big letters were OOO "VDSM". Blade to blade! The name change took place on April 1.

And he will come and bring forth spring.
And disperse the grey cloud of troops..."
Well, I don’t know where he’s going there...Pushovik I’m not risky to shoot yet.

From the wall:
A young man came to me asking for help. He said he hacked my game, but despite the comments, he can’t understand how my code works.
And I don’t even know how to explain to the new generation that when you steal intellectual property, you shouldn’t seek explanations from the copyright holder. Although...
It’s like saying to someone, “I stole your wallet. But pizza was not enough. You’ve got your pockets, maybe you’ve got some more money.”

The paradox of the Internet community is that the desire to maximise its expansion automatically signifies a decrease in the “input board.” To become clearer and easier and more fun - you need to descend on those stairs, to which it is not difficult to climb the audience. Therefore, starting with the "elite" communities, along with their growth, slide to the breasts, cats and gifs, the man rides a bicycle and here the heracles and fell.

Vladimir Lukov: It is better to eliminate the foolish mayor who initiated this shameful act for the city. Let there be a city without a mayor, but with Isaac!

XX: I’ve heard that the smart bulbs that are delivered to some countries know how to hide from unconscious individuals (according to the list on the entrance door)
YYY: Some nonsense, smart bulbs at the first opportunity emigrate from some countries

C for the New Year! I’ll give you a little more snow.
Your Santa on April 1, 2017.

The most frightening thing I’ve read as the administrator of one joke (now a long-comed) group is the message that "Fedor Vasilyev, a member of 827 groups, wants to join you".
Fedor is alone in 827 groups. There is nothing to read, no one to talk to, no one to argue. The circle of his interests is too wide for the ugly information ghetto in which Fedor is forced to dwell.
He walks in his ghostly blue polo and wants more friends.

Amatorero: asked today on April 1st of a friend, who is a chemist, what the numbers near the bark mean, well, for example, E110, she shouted that, say, this is the number of diseases that this food supplement can cause.
Maybe I didn’t get rid of it.

Dogs also think that humans cannot talk.