How does it really work for us?
Well, now we have a script and there is a fallos written inside.
In the sense of False or the script itself is poorly written?

A few stories that happened at the time I was working in the monobrand telecommunications salon Tele2. This was the period of the "color line of tariffs" - orange, turquoise and so on.



History of 1:

I need a SIM card to call from Tele2 to Tele2 for free.

I can offer a blue price. In this tariff...

Do you think I look like a gay girl? What other blue? Almost as blue. This option is not suitable!

In addition to blue, there is a pink one, but there is a pink one.

Are you mocking?



The story 2:

I need to pay for my phone once a month and that’s all.

I can offer one of the tariffs of the line "black". You pay once a month and you are provided with internet, minutes and SMS.

It arranges. But it only needs to be called another color, not black.

...??? to

I know, the coat is black. The black internet is too much. Tell your bosses that they need to change their policies, otherwise they will constantly lose clients.



History of 3:

Is there a game on this phone?

There is a snake.

Then show me another where there is no snake.

But you can just not play it.

Girl, I am a religious man. The serpent is a symbol of Satan.



The story 4:

- Girl, and your boss what you thought when the black sims did. So tell me, if a black sink fell on a black carpet, how do I look for it? So how?

Did you lose your sim? Then you can just do a duplicate.

I have lost nothing. I just want to know what logic the people who released the black sims followed and why they didn’t think about people whose apartments had black carpets!

But there may be a white carpet in the apartment, and the white carpet on it will also be lost, or a yellow carpet and a yellow carpet.

I didn’t think...and what to do then?

Well, you can, for example, put a bright sticker on a simka. You know such mini-pricers for shops, acid flowers.

Hm... and you are right. thank you!

Recently, due to heavy rain, a new semi-subterranean transport link was flooded. At first I thought that they didn’t think about a drainage system, like in Moscow, or that these drains just stuck, but it wasn’t. It turned out that they had three powerful pumps there standing for pumping water, but the man who had to turn them on that day did not go out to work because of the rain.

AG: Our technical support can motivate
AG: They write in the chat: "All leave 1C: PREVALUCY!and "
AG: Immediately the sensation of artillery, where my helmet, the radar call the base, you secretly touch the blurred photo of Sarah Connor on the chest

She and He. The Hunter and the Victim. Locked in a small locked room. Not to hide, not to escape. The light flashes, the floor vibrates and something lies behind the steel doors that have been closed to death, causing intrigue. Who who? Does the attacker and the attacked change places? Whose thirst will be stronger? Could they find another way out of this situation? Do you want to know? Watch our new blockbuster "man and mosquito in the elevator"!

XX: I don’t have a permanent wife. So sometimes I turn to services... how to say...
YYY is non-permanent.

Do you want to eat?
Yes my dear.
Go to work and make money.

How wonderful! Planning to increase the retirement age, the “working age” has increased, that is, people have started to work longer. Hmm, it’s interesting, and isn’t it because they started working longer that it’s stupid not to live for retirement? Logic is logic)

This week we have ρboth issued the news κapty Μip.
Cκaazali, chtο pabotaet ona τolκo in Ρocchia.

The Church forces people to show worship of God in the way that is accepted in the monkey flocks.

Not exactly so. They force monkeys. It is the choice of people.

Of course, dear man! We, women, will stop considering baldness unattractive as soon as you start considering beautiful curved female legs, fluid hair, and squamous mouths.
............
The dog. and naked. The Courtney. From the imported - Diesel, Statham, Bruce Willis. began to shrink. He shaved naked. I think women willing to challenge your point of view about male baldness will be more than you :)

All your dogs are none compared to my deserved cat! He rushed to pull out of the heavily-covered shelf of hot fresh-cooked calmar - everything there was, and again to close it with a cover. You come to the kitchen in a minute, oh oh! There are no calmarics... and the tachyc and the cover is in place, the cat is not at work... how he did it and where he hid - until now a mystery, it is impossible to eat hot calmar, and a whole teak!
by p.s And when we had no meat for a long time, he brought us sausages. The Fortress.

XXX: I am going to set up a batalion
YYY: 2 cats, 1 dog and 1 girl. All of the female sex.
Yesterday I counted - I have 26 breasts in my house

The daughter of the seller, when she plays with the children in the store, underweighs, sells outdated sandballs, and disappointed sends our children.

All monkeys (except human-like monkeys, who, compared to our ancestors, are strongers), are panically afraid of predators of the cat breed.
But here in the old age of the Pavian leaders this innate fear suddenly weakens and they begin to behave with predators unusually courageously.

Heroic death in unity with a sworn enemy of a tribe instead of slow decay.
It is beautiful! It is noble! But there is an unpleasant side to this heroism.

The old ruler thinks: Before dying, it is necessary to have time to "bump the door" so that the distant descendants will be remembered with admiration, and he begins the war.

It’s crazy when the country is ruled by an old Pavian.

If the intuition failed, it is “I thought so.”

If she failed, then “I felt.”

The Archangel Winter
Comrade told the story.
At the beginning of the nineties he drove on the "Moskovich" through the Archangel region. The road is narrow, along the high slopes.
There were virtually no cars, but it happened that he stood up in "Jigul", and the same classic followed him.
They went one after the other, because they could not overtake, and the speed apparently suited everyone.
There was a man standing by the side “voting”. The first car passed, and my companion stopped, picked up a man.
And the jiggle, who was driving behind him, blocked him, the driver came out, asks, "You picked up a man, and the front didn't stop, what?"
Then the one who asked, jumped behind the steering wheel and rattled from the spot after the first. He catches up, rubs to the roof, goes out, pulls the first driver out of the car, and stirs him in the blood.
My friend stopped, asking – what, say, happened? He replies, “Imagine it, it’s frosty for forty, you’re standing on the side, and the car has gone by? We cannot do so!”

The CNN correspondent:
U.S. intelligence accuses Russia of interfering in U.S. internal affairs.
by Putin:
Have you read these reports?
The Correspondent:
They are secret.
by Putin:
I have read. Nothing interesting, just assumptions.

Two of my favorite colors: black and white.
The cars of these colors are never clean.

Sova: When in my 25s they say to me "When will you give birth already? Where are the children?", I want to answer in the rhythm. And the answer will be surprisingly anatomically accurate!