Where did this myth of vodka and oil come from?
And who knows. The pathways of electrons and signals in the brain of Gennady Malakhov are unknown.

Sticker on bananas. Duration: until the end.

Taxation in Belarus:
Per not everyone knows, but this tax was introduced to get at least a little money from those who work abroad without an official registration in Belarus - for example, remote programmers. The authorities have long sought ways to scatter them and made such a tax.

It is not only paid by programmers, but also by those who do not actually have a job.
Those who work abroad pay taxes abroad.

Aleksey: And what are you?
Do you play?
[15:24:33] Kirill: And so... in
Online play
[15:24:37] Bogdan: in a fun farm, clear
% of you 😉
[15:24:49] Kirill: No shit, in the sad
Colloquial
[15:25:03] God is in you.
You live in real.)
[15:25:10] Goddan: however, like all of us ((

for example:
There is no wife, no husband, an elderly relative and a child. The child is also not healthy. She lives in a small town where everyone knows each other, and because of a relative to move out. All funds are used to cover current costs. There are several traps in a row. It is reduced because the enterprise is bending, the child requires paid dentistry, and the relative organizes a fun life at home. And with friends she is not very good, no one to borrow from. You can add a loan that needs to be paid. We will not add judgment, we will regret the poor woman. She has her own nerves, she is called by collectors, she will not be taken to work, because because of the reductions, a lot of people have been thrown into the labor market, and she has neither health nor decent clothes, nor a child. And then someone offers her a thousand 10 - which means that you will not think where to get the money for the teeth of the child and will have something to eat - for sex.
Something I’m sorry about her, but the idea is clear. Read what, whether Hugo, or Epton Bill Sinclair, he loved sharp social themes, and did not so long ago. The gentlemen assuring that the prostitutes go purely voluntarily, the white coat you have, of course, is very beautiful, only one day it can swell up, and how it would not be a shock for you.

Google launches its own vodka

From now on "Let’s go crazy"! This means "Let’s go "!

Someone’s home and someone’s home.

So, a new candle house, next to the capital garages. The house is not fully populated yet, the owners of the garages do not know each other. Several days in a row there was snowfall, a lot of snow, in the night between the garages passed the tractor-snow-gatherer and deadly wrecked all the gates into all the garages almost to the roof.
A morning of awakening. Dozens of car owners, mothers, are trying to cross their legs and get to their cars. Beyond the corner appeared another unfortunate man in a expensive coat. Having seen all this ugliness, he stumbled, stood in a stupor for a few seconds and cried with a cry of horror:
The men!! This is what??? How is it??? Why is it??? I need to be with the governor in forty minutes, there is a whole commission, I tried to bring them all together for a whole year, I collected documents for six months!!! If I'm late, another year cat under the tail! What to do, guys?? to
What are you worshipping? Take your papers and take a taxi, what’s the problem?
The documents are in the car!! I specifically checked again in the evening and took it into the car so that nothing was forgotten at home in the morning! What to do?? to
– A-A-A... the seat...
He grabs the phone, speaks something hot and fast. A minute later, a young woman in a sporting suit with a large cutting board in her hands, two teenagers with smaller boards and an elderly lady with a huge pot cover run out of the entrance.
The family headed by the dads stumbled in with such enthusiasm that a few minutes later the couple literally left them. The rest of the men also helped as much as they could, but it is only useful to do it with bare hands.
– I will be late... if in 15 minutes we do not dig – I will not have time... – caused the valliage, rubbing the sweat with snow, flowing with streams on the face.
“No, we don’t dig,” the men confirmed, scratching the snow with their hands.
Here, a car came to the extreme garage, its driver went out, looked at his own swarm, mated, opened the trunk and got out of it... a large snow-gathering spade!
My brother!! – the valyage (not so much valyage) rushed to him, – brother, give a spade, burn... I die... the governor... the mayor... the commission... the documents... three years business raised! Give the ball!
Not a question, Berry. Five thousand.
The wheeled back again, measured, pulled the wallet out of his pocket, without looking at the package of money to the owner of the shovel, grabbed it and rushed to his stomach with even greater enthusiasm. The men helped, the owner of the shovel silently smoked.
After 10 minutes all in the snow, wet like a mouse, breathing like a whale, the businessman safely left, the men wished him good luck, returned the spade to the owner and one of them said:
It’s not human, neighbors are...
He smiled with his hands, said, business, nothing personal, opened the trunk and got from there... three more blades!
– Men, dig out my garage – I’ll pay three thousand.
They beat him all together, although not strongly, but very humbly, feeding him with snow. And the valliage came in the evening with cognac and snacks, personally visited all the apartments in the house and invited everyone who participated in the liberation of his car to his home cakes. The history gradually became a popular heritage, with the owner the spades stopped greeting and did not give hands. In the summer several times the gates of his garage turned out to be somehow filled with garbage from court containers almost to the roof. Probably the driver was drunk.

In Russia, they don’t steal millions and tons, but centuries.

Well I don’t know, I don’t know... if the treatment of sperm toxicosis and insufficiency is equal to the medical service and rolls on the shoulders of health care, you look, and the money on budget patients will be squeezed... and the monitoring of SPD will be centralized and massive...

We tried to start trading mobile phones, having in the range... only two phones. We bought somewhere used vitrines, put them in a not too passing store to our friends. When one of these phones was stolen from us, the business struck itself.

Budget spending on technically complex devices is not such an easy thing. The printer, which private persons buy in the store, costs 10 thousand, exactly the same printer to the budgetary institution, the same school, can not be bought in the store, and through public procurement it costs 20-25, well, in the power department exactly this same model requires additional documentation, which costs another 150 thousand. At least in accordance with Russian law.

There are hallucinogenic frogs, but here is the question, does the hallucinogen act on frogs themselves? And if so, do the frogs lick each other?

A young woman with a small salary began to work.
And suddenly the accountant resolutely issues:
Salary is good, but it is good for women.
Everything accordingly.
No comments.
Even cosmetics for women is a much more expensive item than for men.
Let us go further...
So what logic does a woman need less money?

WOW: Understand your young brain: all you need. Forget about that. The last time you were asked what and how much you needed were your parents and relatives. Everyone else is damned. You get paid as much as you agree. It’s not about who you are, girl or guy. The question is how much you can ask and how much you can claim. Agree on a hundred rubles - one hundred rubles nobody will pay you. You claim a million bucks - dare. The more you ask, the more you will be asked. But only because "you need" - no one will give too much.

I will tell you that the worst thing at a wedding is the ransom of the bride when her girlfriends are teachers.

A minute of advertising:
To clean all surfaces in the house, use a universal remedy - Mamavgosti will come! Momovhosty will come - to help you in the shortest possible time to bring order in the whole house! From the creators of the popular tool for students - the last night pre-exam!
Not sold in the pharmacy.
For the best result, use an enhanced remedy - the mother-in-law will come.
The attention! Frequent use of the product leads to nervous disorders in you, your husband, children and cat!

Context advertising offers on one page "credit under guarantee of real estate" and "wholesale delivery of flowers"...

Probably many of you have heard about the "life hack", it is said that to clean the steam or evaporator, you can pour water with citric acid inside.
Yes, yes – it can be. It really helps. The dirt evaporates excessively!

But!

For some reason, those who talk about this "lifhack" forget to warn that inhaling this same steam is an extremely bad idea!

In short, I cleaned my mom’s stove two hours ago, while I was sitting with her in guests with the children. As a result, the entire apartment in a single pair. I have a chemical lung burn (diagnosed by a doctor with forty years of experience, according to my father) not fatal, of course, but extremely unpleasant. An hour of coughing before vomiting and bitter bitterness in the throat until now.

Be careful, and all good cats!

Hell, in Syria after the bombing of the WFP looks better than our roads after the winter :(

I sang the song today and got into all the notes!
She killed?