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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141423
 18.05.2017
Morning of Esther.

I took a batch of crude sausage and a sharp knife.
Carefully cut off a dozen slices, making sure they were not thicker than one millimeter.

Elegantly crushed everything into one piece and eaten, squeezing and squeezing with the nose.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141422
 18.05.2017
Fuck, what has started again? Vegans are not vegans.

Eat whatever you want and in any quantity, even steaks, even grass, even urine drink, just do not teach me to live!!! And then every second is confident that without his wonderful diet, I will ride horses in a year.

One here proved that the Egyptian pharaohs ate exclusively grapes and the clever Roman patricians did not eat meat. Even if I imagine that this is really the case, why should this be an example for me, given that their life expectancy was 25-35 years?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141421
 18.05.2017
The xxx:
... the bugs. What Koresh writes, says, receive a letter for me, I will ask to send to your mail. Okay, I say, I used the soap myself, registered him a box, I download the login line, he answers: "Yes, real mail, paper letter, I mean, fuck, I live in the trailer!" =)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №141420
 18.05.2017
About the "Out of Meat"
I work in a doctorship, pediatric focus of narrow specialization. Preference for certain types of food (sweet, protein, spicy) in our area is symptomatic.
Well so here.
99 out of 100 moms on the question "Does a child love sweets?" answer "All children love sweets!" “What is it that eats from sweets?” – “And we do not give, for it is harmful!” In the case of in-depth inquiries, it is revealed that bananas, curaca and honey are not "sweet" in their understanding. Well, well, yes... pancreatic, of course, the way to make a certain molecule archived, yes. The fact that the potato pure is one solid starch and essentially the same sugar (which is told in the 5th grade of school, so, by the way) these fools have not heard.
With meat – the same fucking "meat he doesn’t eat! I don’t eat at all!" Cottlets, sausages, peelings, pizza with sausage and the sausage itself, fish, chicken, crab sticks and even shishel is not meat. Meat, according to moms, is exclusively pork. And the cocklets from this same pig have nothing to do with meat.
So if a momm begins to talk about the fact that her child "do not eat meat", you need to worry about her right away and from a high bell. She has a cerebral placenta.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141419
 18.05.2017
18-year-old Rifat Shaaruk from India created the world's lightest satellite - 64 grams.

"It will have a new type of on-board computer and eight built-in sensors to measure the acceleration, rotation and magnetosphere of the Earth," said the young scientist about his 4-cm cubic creation.

The satellite of the Earth can be anything - coin, dust, my swallow.

YYY: As soon as your swallow learns how to measure the magnetosphere of the earth, people from NASA will come for you.


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141418
 18.05.2017
It is as if the Inquisition had ended, the Enlightenment and all that around, and in all the shops torture tools, because people have torture in their youth, and they are bored. You can’t just throw away your youth.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141417
 18.05.2017
The difference is that a slave can be killed, mutilated, cooked, not fed, raped.

We can’t cook it, we’re vegans.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141416
 17.05.2017
The Last Planet of the Monkeys:

Number of 5. Whisperer
Among the aggressive humans there are almost no blacks, and the main villain is white snow.

Number of 6. Ku Klux Klan from Faith Fan!
This is so that the viewer can distinguish which side of the monkey is.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №141415
 17.05.2017
Alena: I drank wine, Spain, "from carefully selected grapes"... I began to sneeze, my nose stopped breathing.

Julia: I drank wine containing sulfur dioxide. I woke up in the morning with a condom in my pop. Morality: Not everything is as harmful as sulfur dioxide. It is important to know the measure in alcohol.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141414
 17.05.2017
In Tatarstan proposed to make Halal Internet.
I am a Tatar. I am ashamed of the Islamic brain of the Tatars.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141413
 17.05.2017
Shut up, shut up fire!
Where are you from here?
Which kind of sludge
Do you hear a loud voice?
From which the height comes
Your unusual image?
What a thick forest
Have we had such bits?
Soft feet, stripes of burning
From whom came the bats?
Whose playful hand
Has a hammer?
whose skilled teeth
Was it along the body?
Kitty, Kitty, come out to us
I will give you sausages!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141412
 17.05.2017
Forcing to work (free in the original quote) is the deprivation of this right. So what is the difference?

The difference in the amount of rights you are losing. Chicken potatoes and other mandatory work - one level. Working house, debt or just prison is another level. Army - third level (you may be legally forced to die). The state of slavery is the last, deepest level. If you mix it all into one phenomenon by one formal feature, I find it superficial, although for some, property is theft. In general, a strong work on this subject – Michel Foucault’s Birth of the Prison, there the social mechanics of coercion is thoroughly uncovered.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141411
 17.05.2017
While you were at a rally, a woman who was losing weight by summer eaten your corneal!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141410
 17.05.2017
Yesterday, my brother complained to me that Peter still has no leaves, and there was no snow in the winter, but it was sliced and dumb. It was decided that due to global warming, there will now be only two seasons: cold cold and warm cold.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141409
 17.05.2017
I understand everything... Contracts, analysts...
But calling the function dogs_anal() is a overdrive.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141408
 17.05.2017
Judging by the next Ukrainian ban, the main sponsor of the Maidan was Zuckerberg.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №141407
 17.05.2017
I strictly sit on a diet: in the morning - yogurt with tea, at lunch - coffee with yogurt, and for dinner - a light salad of sausages, peelings, chicken, bread and fish. So we live.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №141406
 17.05.2017
16:44:35: you make tea with hibiscus, it is first dark color
16:44:44: and then slowly colored in the color of blood
16:44:47 O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141405
 17.05.2017
xx: hands of different sizes by 0.5-1cm. Is it terrible? They even look different.
yy: restrict sites 18+

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141404
 17.05.2017
Discussion of the extender
- Judging by the price, this is the work of Italian masters of the early-mid-18th century, very worthy!

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