Concierge Christopher Te from Sydney (Australia) invented glowing punches, glonuts. More accurately, they only shine a glazure made of the juju fruit, to which vitamin B2 is added in large quantities. Its excess and causes the lighting effect. It is not harmful to health. In general, take, people, enjoy, eat at night, with all the amenities, and even the lights do not need to turn on, you will not miss the food. Here is fucking.

On Tuesday, an inspector came to the object: He asked the contractors for a journal of welded works. They provided
Q: Where are the documents for the person responsible for the disputed work?
Q: I can’t be responsible, I don’t have a welding bark. "Petrov" write, he and the crustaceans have all the necessary.
I: Okay, let it be "Peter", and there is an order for it?
Q: Of course, he is the CEO!

The main thing is not to get into the ears.
WOW: And they can?
XHH: there is such a legend %)
Oh well :)
That two-washes will float into the ear, lay eggs, small two-washes will peel out of them, float into your head and eat your brain. It may have been in your head for a long time. Neural connections are cut in pieces. by KUSKUS
WOW: O_O
There are tattoos.
Twins eat cockroaches
WOW: O_O
You don’t have any cockroaches on the veranda. Think of Wifi? Figures
Who eats the twinkle?
and the birds. But where will they get you on the veranda? Wardrobe Leads
WOW : )
You don’t believe me, don’t you?
In a month, it will be the size of a pigeon. I'm going to catch the birds now :)
Take a bigger sock, do you know what snakes look like?
Well, the little ones.
Healthy people are black. with long sticks, so that it is more convenient to get a double-eye from the ear
A small silver. This is who?
These are worms.

Once you were in a deaf village, there you come to a large tree on Wednesday and wait. Pacifica is coming. If you don’t like it, or you don’t have seats, or the windows are blurred, come on Friday, maybe you’re more lucky. This is his schedule. Or 25 km walk to the track.

However, here is even an excerpt from the medical sources: "The attachment of the embryo to the uterus is the process in which the fertilized egg is implanted into the uterine mucosa."
So yes, the fertilized cell is already an embryo. Open the wiki.

You just need to read further that the implant occurs on 6-10 days, and it is no longer a fertilized cell, but a blastocyst consisting of a large cell mass.
Read everything that is written, not just what is beneficial, readers of figs!

"Vasa, which is Basil, comes from the word "Vasilevs", which means "ruler".
"King Vasily the Terrible" is twice the king".
And also Peter the Liberator, Catherine the Red Sunny and Paul II the Bloody in a new alternative history.

The counting

help me! MCH inherits a planet from a distant relative. There are spiders on the planet who worship it for six months (during the summer); and six months of winter trying to kill it.

This is the story of Alexander Gromov "I give you a star", the model for assembly has an audio version.

xxx: today epically mistaken when quoting the proverb, causing a slight stupor in others.
"Make a woman and listen to the opposite."

Discussions about various preservatives
XXX: So he shines in the dark. And another is gold) and with black you can play in a nuclear power plant, fucking))
I am very interested in nuclear power plants. Is it how?
It’s, in short, you’re on the squad, you’re going to explode now, and he’s immersing a black graphite rod into you and saving the planet from an ecological catastrophe.

and automatic response. Automatic response to scream" and so on.

It was also known to A. Macedonian that she was different in different people. According to the legend, Alexander the Macedonian, when he placed soldiers in the phalanxes, he whispered the soldiers on their faces and watched who of them was red and who was pale. In the first sheets he placed those who were red, and in the last - those who were pale.

He knew that those who turned red had a good reaction and were ready to go to battle first. But they will not be enough for a long time. And when the first bars tremble, the soldiers from the back rows will enter the battle. Of course, they have a worse reaction, but they will get a already exhausted opponent, and the main thing will not be the ability to be fast, but the willingness to fight for a long time, without losing their heads.

Dear Users!
When applying for technical support, remember – we are absolutely not interested in:
Your brother/svat/son/neighbor also works with Sisadmin.
You could solve this problem yourself, but you don’t have the time right now.
There is nothing complicated in the problem you describe.
All problems we solve are simple and very similar.
- you very / very very / extremely needed to do a mega project with a six-month deadline for yesterday, but here "something happened to the computer"
Your computer that broke down on Friday night needs to be repaired on Monday morning.
In your past job you have done it much better.
- and the salary of the Sysadmin there was much lower;
- in the past work the buttons and inscriptions on the screen were not there and not the size, and we do not understand anything;

The school psychologist every year conducted various surveys, anonymous, of course, about everything in the world, including how comfortable we feel at school, how we treat teachers, etc. So, the first year, it was in class seven, we, the naive, wrote everything honestly. A psychologist, by the way, a normal aunt, would not show us anything for this, she always communicated with us normally, adequately, often gave some advice. But the problem was that the leaflets were collected by our Russian teacher (they wrote a survey at her lesson). Of course, she then read them all, calculated us by handwriting and arranged a speech: "Oh, your food in the school dining room is unpleasant, your mother feeds you with cakes every day. As it is Irina Grigorieva, she is a well-deserved teacher, here she will catch her heart when she learns." Nothing criminal, but it was very unpleasant.

A year later, we were again given a survey and tests, we already as learned people did not start to write anything bad, but one guy from our class, as we learned later, decided to say everything honestly and wrote everything he thinks, but in printed letters. The same story repeated, the Russian collected the sheets and still calculated who wrote it, simply by the exception method. I began to argue with him and demand that he rewrite. Our class decided to support him and rewrite everything. What do you think happened afterwards? When our dear Russian teacher gathered our leaflets, she found that already 10 pieces were written in printed letters and with frank statements addressed to the school. She quietly stood up and went to bring the leaflets to the psychologist. In the following years, the surveys were conducted by the psychologist himself for some reason.

This happened in a water park in Cyprus.

Women's dressing room, a lot of naked women, all as appropriate, I stand changing clothes. And then the woman at the entrance begins to scream: “Go here, Colleen!!!” And the baby (child 10-12 years old) begins to enter. I look at the case and say to Cole with the sweetest smile and thin voice, “Yes, Colin, go here.” What his mom shakes his eyes and responds promptly: "No, Colleen, don't go, here is a very strange aunt" :D

42 million in the United States People eat on cards. So let’s tell you about the "life level" you’re going to tell your liberal crowd. About hungry children in the United States is of course Kremlin propaganda?
Banker: not a fan of the United States, but the question, and we give food to the poor on cards (free)? In my opinion, they are either hungry or hungry.

I read the review on the monocular: "Image quality is good, clear, compared with another monocular for 200 rubles. <..> Oval sticker, it would be better if they did not stick it, when removing it remains a sticky trace, which you struggle to wipe off, even vodka does not take it immediately, at least a glass, and then it becomes dirty."

The Delivery

And those who say “Ukraine” instead of “Ukraine” we will give up not to organs, but to organs.

Go to C (C)

If you encounter the foreheads of the characters of different works of art: who do you think is cooler, Professor Preobražensky or Dr. Moreau?

How much cognac is needed in coffee in the morning to make it good?
“You know, I drink coffee with milk like this: I take a cup of milk, warm it up and pour coffee there. So vooot...

Here people get confused about the weather in Moscow and don’t understand that they live in different cities... Moscow in UVAO and Moscow in SVAO is a different Moscow. Your mother, in one of them can be a hurricane, and in the other - a light breeze!

Listen to. If crying and screaming are not the norm, then why are there so many stories about bosses-cryks and bab-cryks? And why do I regularly watch them at work, in the subway, in the store, in the hospital?

Normal stories are boring and monotonous. Characters must be fools or geniuses, or something else to pretend. Normals do not enter history and history.