My wife calls now and asks:
Do you want to leave a fish or a turkey for dinner?
Leave what you don’t want.
I knew it!
So leave the fish.
And that I knew. I could not call at all.
Give me a turkey.
And I’ve already eaten it...

To the question "begin with yourself" and the education of the swints. We here somehow decided to test in practice "the theory of broken windows". Usually at the entrance, all the spam from the boxes dropped immediately under the feet, the entire site was regularly overwhelmed with leaflets. They brought a box and put rubbish into it. No one had to explain anything, the leaflets began to go right into the box, not on the floor. Interestingly, the boxes began to appear and disappear as they filled up without our participation. But the most interesting thing is that after a year or two the boxes disappeared entirely, but the garbage on the floor never appeared. People are used to living in a clean entrance and now carry the maculature home. This is such a story.

The rats in the hamacks.
Folded on the sides,
The tail under the stomach.
Thin feet tremble,
falling on the mouth,
Unhealthy sorrow in the eyes.
The poor, the narrow,
To be a little warmer...

Because on Sunday
Turn off the heating!
It is a joke to say:
It was twenty-five before.
And today, look at:
It is twenty-three!
(A) and)))

I ordered a bath in the online store. I am sitting at work waiting for a call from the company. And here is the call, say come, take the cargo, but the working day is not yet over. I approach the boss to ask: “I need to take a bath urgently.” Not immediately came the reason for his heavily rounded eyes.

I had a boss, his name was Sasha-promised.

Everyone his...

My wife bought weight loss pills.

My sister is a pharmacist who works in a pharmacy and runs 8 kilometers a day to lose weight.

Are you surprised by the snow? The weekend was postponed from the winter vacation.
(c) SergDm, 10 May 2017 10:48:29

Title: The head of the district paid for the non-existent base for tourists
Commentary :
Existing Russian: I want to draw the attention of the prosecutor’s office that officials pay for non-existent medicine and non-existent fight against corruption from our taxes.

xxx: My acquaintance at the stop of the whisper wanted to let go, and eventually sprinkled in the pants. In the bus or in a taxi, he slapped, and eventually went home on foot. It is worth noting that the road was not close (approximately 5-7 kilometers). As long as the house went all this not only dried up but also caused irritation, but also terrified)))

Yyy: Yes, yes, I am familiar with you... 😉

Adult children - they are the same as the little ones: feed, laundry, wrap in the room, give money, just fuck.

The Republicans crucified Jesus.
YYY :?
You want to talk about politics and religion, right?

Without a doubt, "Unknown on the moon" is a thing for all times (it's from it quotes stick to place and not especially). But here is one nuance there is - Ponchik in a month has risen from a boomer to a millionaire. Of course, this is depicted with condemnation, but nevertheless... Or the main emphasis on the fact that he is [s]examiner[/s] _our_ fucking son?

You probably read the diagonals. Ponchik rose on an innovative start-up, introducing salt into food, and rose quickly. However, just as quickly and returned back to the bombs, as the local oligarch Dracula, who owned the land on the coast with salt, decided that the necklace on his site was free to extract minerals, and drove all the tiny shushers out of business, taxing all these startups with excessive royalties, after which the formation of Ponchik as a barracks in the amusement park began.

Yes, the oligarch outlawed them all (even the price of salt dropped) and Ponchik again became a bombardment. He did not invest in other industries, did not leave a pillow for a black day, but spent on <s>blackjack and prostitutes<s> food and entertainment, and as soon as the price of <s>oil<s> salt fell, he went bankrupt.

Shantell: I thought the bird was flying to us and crawling...and it turned out that it was rats cheese sharing.

The wife explains to her daughter what "critical days" are on the example of formatting a hard drive and using utilities to set up the system. Nothing in my life can shock me anymore.

C Hicks, on the search for a variable condenser:
XXX is OK. By the way, now to find a variable condenser for sale is quite difficult.
YYY: We can be found in the barracks. And from friends-families in the garages to ask, you can find old Soviet radio receivers. At that time I picked up my first radio details.
Zzz: As a child, I crafted two pieces of chocolate and cardboard. When he grew older, he started crawling into the garbage.

Building a food block
Silent, after half a year, noise completely stopped - breathing.

I have already written about my grandmother in the occupation of Belarus (amateurs of the battle between Belarus and Belarus, be silent! The Russian language allows both options!). Once she had to talk capitally about what she had seen, it was shock, horror, and hair. I guessed that the war was far from sugar, but it was... Another grandmother in the evacuation from 8 years of age at the machine for 12 hours stood, the weapons were made. Her future husband, my grandfather, stood honestly at the machine for two years, and in 1943, he struck the front. Another grandfather at his 7 years old is the only male in the village on a dozen and a half women in his age. The rest went to the front.

On an Israeli forum, a mother complains that she bought a child (evidently under 16) overboard and that broke her arm falling from it. Mother’s voice is unambiguous.
But 80% of the answers start with:"for the first time, recover quickly".
Let us be more polite.

Now to the king the gun that does not shoot, and the king the bell that does not ring, added the king the stadium, in which it is impossible to play.

When I was a child, I watched the 911 television show about the emergency calls. After seeing her, I became panically afraid of the fire in the apartment. In this case, I even prepared a special "alarm suitcase", which must be rescued first and which has everything necessary.



One day I had a nightmare about a fire, I woke up with a cry in a cold sweat and used to check an alarming suitcase. Little of something.



After this, my mother struck me and was not lazy to ask what I had prepared for salvation.

Okay the blanket. If it is cold. Good candy if there is nothing to eat. But my old pudding you why?



She had no idea that the powder was the most important thing. I could call a ninja turtle.