xxxh: I am interested in cooking, cooked cake for the weekend, posted a photo
A friend replied - "mmm, delicious cake, what is the name? Do you eat?) )"
XX I replied: yes of course, sugar))
She was offended and blocked me.

There are days when you wake up with a feeling of total happiness, kiss the person next to you, and then you are taken off the plane.

<[Tycho]> "Hamas Movement will remove the point about the destruction of Israel from its program" -- c Iran did not share?
<oort> simply with this point the program is not compiled.

There were two brothers, they loved each other and lived long and happy, and died on the same day - on the day of the silver wedding.

Mathematics is the queen of science, and with tsarism we are long over.

It turned out that I watched the film "Gravity" in the theater of the city of Korolev, where the CUP and RKK "Energy" are located. In the room, probably, a good half were people, one way or another connected with space. I can only say one thing: laughter while watching was like a comedy on the screen. Especially "successful" the authors of the episode, when Sandra Bullock found on an empty Russian space station forgotten (!) A bottle of vodka under the pilot's chair, and in the final, when she, having made a tough landing, in a minute got up and beautifully went to sunset half naked and in fashionable pants.

While preparing for the wedding, my bride chooses the room decoration, music. I am dealing with the domestic side of the matter: I transfer property to my parents.

Accident with drunk without rights:
Evgeny: Always humiliate those who scream: take away the rights. Well, we have selected. Did it help?
HM: What do you offer yourself? to shoot? Now he was caught and at least for 15 days in the sky in a cell.
Shooting is the norm.
Suff: Shooting in principle is a good decision, a few benefits at once: 1) will not drive anymore; 2) a reduction in the overall level of crime - one who drives a buoy, probably somehow crack; 3) jobs are released. Only the moral side of the matter interferes... Man’s life is invaluable coco, man – it sounds proud coco.

Question to Armenian Radio: What is the House of Tolerance?
A beer bar with a closed toilet.

I understand that everyone in my family knows comps to some extent. But I cannot understand. Why a 3-month-old kitten reassembled my BSD c core with IPV6 support.

And the comrade, not changing in the face, pulled out of the jacket a gun with an extinguisher, quietly pissed them twice. Then he approached the bodies of the jokers, removed the remains of the coat, broke them in half. I dropped half of each piece. and left...

>>>>>>

And right in this case.

I remember one day in the hotel I also met such a joke. I drove to the fifth floor, on the second, some Italian teenager, coming out, pressed the buttons of the third and fourth, jumped back a few meters and made such a face, saying, run after me, I will laugh. I shrugged my shoulders, squeezed with a knife - it opens up with a spectacular movement of my wrist and lies, getting on the fixator - and with a cinematic movement swung into the pose for throwing. It was... I liked it. And as far as I was able to notice, for the next couple of weeks, that young Russian man was strenuously walking around.

Oh, you don’t have your own children, so you don’t understand that. I don’t understand how dear to the heart and invaluable these memories are. And don’t understand that such things are shared only with the closest people you fully trust. When you grow up, you will realize that there is nothing shameful about it.

And the son can share secrets, such as how his father ate on May 1 and how they dragged him and his mother home on public transport.
I think Matt and Bate will love such hidden stories.

The Victory Parade on Red Square will continue immediately after Patriarch Kirill goes to work.

Installation of surveillance cameras:

1st I’t want photos and videos of my wife and daughter to appear on the net.
2nd The wife and daughter understand, but why even the TP?
Three Well, every self-respecting man should have except a wife and one or two TP!

Xxx: Men, why are you standing on the sidelines? Well, in public classes I understand – it’s dirty there. Why not sit at home? And it is more comfortable, and the seat is not washed off, and the hands are clean (sitting "he" should not be held). So anyway, why not?
yyy: The higher the spot from the urine, the larger the coble was. All the dogs know.

The most afraid of change are those sitting on the neck and "knowing how to live."

He returned from the suburban area. A friend said that you can go with a friend, he can take him straight home, he is on the way. The man was normal, sociable. On the way, he told me that he worked at the MVD. We talked about various topics, listened to his recordings. Inspector GIBD stops. Smooth, with a pleasant red rose. Playing with a striped stick, he demanded the rights and all the documents on the car. The driver was disciplined. Loudly looking, he began to ask what purpose and where he was heading. The driver, slightly stunned, that it was in the circus. The red rose has somewhat revived: and who? Focus I. Do a good spell, maybe I’ll let it go. The driver got a 500 ruble note: I can convert it into any large amount. Take it and put it in your pocket. Then, slowly, he picked up the red book and turned it up: “Tell me, now, how much is this bill worth?” It seemed to me that the haishnik began to transform. Apparently, no longer realizing what he was doing, he threw the money, and turned hard, ran away.
What will you do? I’m not going to do anything, but I think he’ll start to lose weight now.

In the evening of the weekend, the electricity was turned off.
We marinated the chicken in wine - roasted on mangal, and baked potatoes in the ashes. The pizza was prepared in the oven. After dinner, they lighted a fire, drank wine, played music in the car - danced, then with candles, songs were sung until dawn.
And if there was electricity - they would eat strawberries with kefir, sit in "Classmates" and go to bed.

Films are becoming more and more interesting every year.
Nowadays, movies, songs and cars have gone into the category of single-use products.

>> the upper part of the body back as much as possible to reach to the precious hole

To suck sitting brains neither the author nor his companions did not have enough

Cap reminds me that someone lacked one. And those who came after this wicked landscape, there was no choice, and you will not sit down in a struggle for others.