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She took the younger to the hygienist.
She began to talk about the importance of brushing teeth in the morning and evening.
Especially in the evening, because the teeth are left with pieces of food and the microbes eat them. And if the teeth are cleaned, the microbes will remain hungry.
Here is finally the cause of the night-burnout, when you suddenly realize yourself at three o’clock after midnight, in cowards, in front of an open refrigerator, with a cape of borscht.
It’s not me, it’s the microbes that have forced me!
They were hungry!
by Marinalevy
Fox: and where, fucking, so much water in Moscow
I am just preparing for my diploma.
[11:12:17] Nisl: Tane has sent?
[11:12:32] Evgeny Maksimov: you have to come up with how to do this here there is no contact or faces)))
[11:12:35] Evgeny Maksimov
[11:12:36] Evgeny Maksimov: by mail
[11:21:19] Nisl: The old believer!
[11:21:40] Evgeny Maksimov: a star?))
[11:21:50] Evgeny Maksimov: The End of the Star?)
[11:33:07] Nisl: What?
Evgeny Maksimov: Fuck
Evgeny Maksimov: Starover
Evgeny Maksimov: Fuck, this is our word
[11:35:07] Evgeny Maksimov: not a translator
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You can bury the real Iljić, and in the mausoleum silicone copy for excursions to leave, the dough doll does not ask and take with it much less than with the mummy in our non-Egyptian climate.
It’s true that the Android voice search works not only on "Okay Google" but also on "Get in the corner"?
From the news:
Catherine Lundgren was 51 years old when she died of a disease for which she was trying to get disability benefits.
Two months after her death, the insurance company was rejected.
“The fact that a woman has died does not mean that her working capacity is reduced,” says Cecilia Udin of the Insurance Fund.
O_O
Do they have necromants working there in the social services or in the response of the speaking head is a wildly wicked hint encoded?? to
Buddhism is the knowledge of the world with the eyes closed; Christianity - with the bound; Muslims - with the sculpted.
One day I met a beautiful girl.
We went to the cinema, drank coffee, went for a walk. And it seems all well. I smile and shoot with my eyes. But it didn’t even come to kisses. Only in the cheek to say goodbye.
I was young and did not know the magic word for the letter "F". But by non-verbal signs, I realized that it was not lighting. Just as if he calmed down and stuck – it calls. Tom calls for a walk.
We went on a walk with Peter. As they went, I was told how she broke up with her ex-boyfriend and how bad she was. And when we reached the Palace Square, crowded with tourists, she said the classic:
Why can’t I just find a normal good guy?
I looked in focus at her. It is in the crowd of people around. With such a dreamy expression. Type: “Where is he, this guy...”
To say goodbye, I was kissed in the cheek.
Time has passed. Sometimes we read on the net. At some point she called again and with the same breath called for a walk.
We went the same route again. And while we went to the Palace, I was told how she was left without work and how she had accumulated delays on loans. And if she does not pay off the debt, it will be bad. They will be put in prison by evil banks. The only way out is to find someone who would take a loan on himself, repay her debt, and she would then give back.
But where to find such a man now... – she finished.
And she looked at me with wet eyes in focus. I watched a crowd of tourists. With such a dreamy expression: “Where is he, such a man...”
I kissed her for goodbye. In the face.
Let us hold together! The pensioners offered Medvedev.
Let me remind you of this joke.
Press on the scanner – everything works... He looks at me with a victorious look.
Do you know what you did, woman?
You fought the computer.
China hacked the Pentagon. Every Chinese entered a password"mao дзе duen". On the second billion, the server agreed that it had a password "mao дзе dun"
"Borset" is just like that. This is a slightly distorted Italian word "borsetta" - "bag", a reduction from "borsa".
Not true, it is from the ancient Russian word "Bar-net", i.e. Avocado with bottles.
"Residents of multi-apartment houses will have to pay more for the light on the lofts and in the basements"
Xxx: We will also pay for the air around residential houses. We are breathing them.
Zzz: The air in the entrance can be pushed at a double tariff. He is insulated.
We once had a dog. The Erdelterrier is such a big dog. And he had a character - mother does not burn. Although my mother did not burn, because the scale of love for this dog was measured in universal dimensions. To be clear, I will explain now.
We had a double bed in the living room. On the upper shelf my sister slept, and on the bottom was our 30-kilogram dog. The dog had a bed. As you will soon find out - his inviolable property. Well, and to completely finish the painting with oil, he also had two shelters to hide if it froze (as long as one was washed, you could hide the second - hence their number), and a bigger warm coat for the same case. There is no freezing in the Moscow apartment.
My parents from Siberia came to visit. People close to whom we constantly maintain contact, relatives loved, in general. And when the question arose about accommodation for the night, my mother did not hesitate. My aunt and cousin slept on the floor, and next to them, on the bed, proudly lay dogs. My mother’s argument, when I learned about such confusion, was undeniable – if Natasha would sleep on his bed, the dog at night would come and lie on top of her!
and Siva
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I support! I was in Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo. There are skyscrapers and no food on the roads. Thus e. Pindos all lied, there was no bombing there.
But come to some Surgut - even after 70 years is immediately visible - there was a war, the wounds have not yet healed! So what was there, judging by the road coverage, it continues.
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" A very good mouse. very comfortable. Only a little bit of the wheel is swirling. The rest is just great."
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A bit of a wheel, though. It is a pity that it does not specify what it is talking about...
2 is
Here, a generation has grown up, not knowing that the direct first meaning of the verb "to talk" does not mean "to talk a lot" at all, but "to shake / jump out there and there" (in fact, its speech-spoken meaning implies that a person shakes a lot with his tongue).
Three
So came a man who did not know about the inclinations of departure.)
It becomes sick if it is shaken in the place of fixation.
Sick when you talk to someone.)
I go to work at 7 in the morning. Silence, sunshine shines, everything greens... Around no soul... And only a drunkard argues with the crew of the DPS, hiding in the bushes, about the moral aspects of Judaism...
These people made my day.
They opened the bag - there were the corpses: untouched dead chickens - with heads and everything in general... the owner went to take the pill from shock.
This is the best food for predators. What for cats, what for cats. They, you know, eat the prey entirely, and they also need bones for health. Industrial foods are just trying to reproduce such a composition with more or less success. Only live or freshly slaughtered daily chickens can be better, but the first falls out for ethical reasons, and the second for practical reasons. Unfortunately, in our city at least frozen is not sold, or I will not go to the poultry factory myself, there is no car.
Mechanized column suddenly changed the course of a river in the Far East
They, fucking, in the middle of the taiga found the only cable on Sakhalin in their cages.
Chukcha is a good hunter
The work was not coordinated (i.e. Riding a column of heavy machinery, looking for what to do.
Do we move the river? And let it!
YouTube for learning is better than any university. Lectures do not count, and from each you learn a lot of interesting things. Here is, for example, a paragraph from the lectures held last week:
"Recently, the Palestinian ambassador to the Czech Republic seemed to have exploded. He found an old safe in the consulate or in the embassy and decided to see what was there. And the safe is made so that if the safe stops understanding whether it is broken or not, it explodes. For the safe, it’s right: you explode and destroy documents. Documents are secrets, and the ambassadors are their hell. In a large amount. Now they have a new ambassador."
If so, the lecture was devoted to the mechanism of exceptions in Java.
c) Realcorwin
I went to the zoo with my kids. And it must be like this, a friend calls:
- The neighbor cuts rabbits, I brought a couple as a mother of many children, and I can't cook them, they are tough - a capsicum... Prepare them?
I say:
- Nor is it special, the husband cookes, of course, meat, like all men... in wine, it seems. See also.
Close to Jasper:
Who will bring?
The rabbit is cooking.
The rabbit?
Meat of rabbit.
and Mom!! and cry:
It was not I who killed him! He was a meat breeder! Have you ever thought that we eat chicken - and that was also a live chicken that ran?
Jasper thought a little:
“Mom, when I die... you won’t be me... that... that... :oops: :oops:
Woooot...
The march to the milk store ended with a long religious and gastronomic lecture of psychotherapeutic focus.