Layk: Today in the subway humour: I passed by myself, I hold the door, there is some kind of aunt of Tajik outside meeeeedlenno so goes, as on the promenade, stood in the door (!) started to dig in the bag (and I still hold the door). Five seconds pass, I open the door, I leave and enjoy the sound of the door knocking about my aunt. Morality: Holding the door is a voluntary kindness, and never a duty. Nothing to look! and :)

What, in your opinion, primarily contributes to the prompt and correct collection of the Rubik’s Cube – good memory, attention, or the ability to identify patterns?
Physical strength, flat fence and glue.

The wife pouches out of the boiler and cries "Well, that's just no life" and notices that nothing is poured out of the boiler, opens the lid and looks into it, for a few seconds moves and notices: "No, here is she."

When I read 1984 Orwell and “Atlanta raised his shoulders” by Ain Rand, everything that was written there seemed like hot nonsense. Looking around, I understand that the people of the Russian authorities read these books as instructions on the exploitation of the country.

Wut: - Judging by the prices for delivery on AliExpress, the Chinese long ago invented the teleport, just hide from us

Comment on the news about the dismissal due to a photo on Instagram:

2007 – Fear that people from the internet will find you in real life.
2017 – Fear that people from real life will find you on the Internet.

The correspondent takes an interview with the customs officer:
Why did you decide to become a customs officer?
As a child, I watched the movie “The White Sun of the Desert.” I was shocked by the image of the selfish, devoted customs officer Vereshchagin... And again this plate of black caviar...

From the description of the vacancy of Sisadmin on the website:
The sweater and beard are good, the ability to communicate humanly with the user, to understand what he wants, and to help him is invaluable.

Comfortable workplace, compensation for the cost of food and sports is sacred.

The man, looking under the umbrella, is dissatisfied:
Why do you always collect these banks? (The swinger regularly supplies us with twists)
- Your mother give it, she is constantly turning all kinds of salt cooking.
She turns... Of course she turns, she has to put the banks you give her somewhere! Throw this glass, woman, break the vicious circle!

...
Then give birth to children! There will be no time to think about all this.
... →
Ahaha
Low self-esteem – bear in
Suicidal Thoughts – Give birth to children
Husband Walks in the Woods - Give birth to children
Cancer of the uterus - urgently!
No money, give birth to children
No children - give birth to children
The Universal Council

Hey, I’m a girl, and I never like to watch gay, straight. I like the lesbians. My orientation is exclusively hetero. That’s why, right? Maybe I just don’t have complexes about appearance?))

I’m a man, and I like to watch gay and lesbian straight. Maybe I'm not really a peder, but just don't suffer from complexes about appearance? I’ll go and tell my mom about it, or she cursed me and kicked me out of the house!

Roskomnadzor has entered the Spanish website about hamon in the register of prohibited information:

Fans of the banned hamon in Russia (who does not know - it is chopped pork) is not allowed now even to admire the Spanish product on the Internet. Since November 15, the address www.jamonshop.es was included in the register of prohibited information of Roskomnadzor on the basis of the decision of the Ulyanovsky district court of the Ulyanovsk region in the case No. 2a-685/2016.

Would you quit your car for Zoh? * is

" and so on. John looked at his partner.
You’re right, as long as we’re here, health will only go down until we’re buried in this rotting career.
He looked around and, without seeing the supervisor, resolutely dropped the car from the steep slope, exhaled the coal dust and resolutely rushed to the side of the barely visible in the rapidly rising dusk rows - to freedom, happiness and a healthy way of life, no matter how much there remains.

The Autumn

>>I wonder why fools like to explain everything so much?<<

The wise people doubt everything, but the fools know it. Therefore, without fools, smart people would not know what to do and what to do and how to live.
In addition, while the wise man there doubts, the fool has already done everything, even if it is wrong.
The army is a bright example.

Three naked men?
And the five?
How much is enough?

Are we still talking about a pack of cigarettes, or do you have a large format print there?

They say that since Isaac is a cathedral, it is necessary to transfer it for Orthodox worship.

The Colosseum in Rome is for Christians to be poisoned with lions.

Advantage: I have a rare ability to pronounce long connected sentences in which I describe the essence of the question as fully as possible, using, if possible, the minimum number of words.
Disadvantage: From the point of view of an external observer, I am little different from many people who are equally capable of spatial statements, but whose speeches, unlike mine, are virtually meaningless, given that the speakers do not even try to structure their words into meaningful phrases, because of the banal misunderstanding of what they are talking about.

You have to explain everything.

That is to say, as a girl, you like two homics sucking each other.
I have bad news for you.

Boys like to look at lesbians, girls like to look at gays. You know why? Yes, because the individual of his sex causes jealousy and jealousy. And there is sex, guys and no grandmother. And when you look at grandmothers, you immediately think of everything. Well, for example:"What damn such males fuck this shit, and she has cellulite and generally..."
I explain clearly?

A minute
And for that

For what, am I interested? Isn’t it just to look like adults? Why do you still need to breathe the ugly smoke from which it hurts (until you get used to it, of course)?

Well, people are drinking ugly milk, eating ugly olives (and the Finns are generally a rotting seed!) is
Do you think that smoke doesn’t seem ugly at all?
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But after all, ugly milk does not drop into the mouths of other people who are standing or next to drinking ugly milk, olives do not fly, and the dull seed does not make such tricks. But here is the ugly smoke - quite yourself steadfastly climbs into other people's noses. And okay, it would happen in a smoker, specially designed for smoking. But when they smoke under the window, at the stop, they just go past and smoke. Or do you like to fuck where it got? I am talking about bulls, which are seated right in the field next to the stops.
Or remember the time when he worked at a refinery in practice, long ago. You go around and see another Darwin Award nominee sitting under a racing column and smoking for himself. In spite of existing smokers. And because of such addicts, many people could lose their jobs, health, life, if there was any leak.

Star Wars and Droids

XX: So R2 was still on the cruiser Naboo.
UUU: Oh, as Padme washed him, so he understood the taste of life.
You are rarely washed by the queens. But as they washed, R2 suffered - wars, droids, soldiers, empires.
AAA: Well, I thought – you need to become a hero and start your harem of washing queens.
In the meantime, he began to monitor his appearance, to go to the gym and went to upgrades with flights and weapons). And here is such an eighth episode and P2D2 says: BBC8, I am your father.
XXX: You are here!
You are going to go!