Sergey Leppe

Today I dreamed that the floor in Abby failed, and from there brain-sugging creatures (a kind of alien larvae) were fed. We were beaten away from them with laser instructions, but some colleagues could not be saved.
P.s The wife says, “Oh, you also dreamed of a job.”

xxx: What is the name of a company that has a lot of loyal fans?
YYY : The CECT.

Student Chat

Who knows by what criteria Deryabin evaluates control work?
You do everything as he says, and eventually you get...
Commentary
by cells
by Stars
by Drunk
He doesn’t know those criteria.

I don’t see anything funny as a viper.
There is little to see through the smoke.

Roman law, the teacher gives the task:
Legionaire Yulius returned home from the military campaign. During this time, his house and land were left to his neighbor, his wife had a new husband, and his children were sold as slaves. What will Julia do?
Voice from the back:
and revenge!

Samsung should go to court
WOW: From which one?
xxx:They stitched the idea of a washing machine "Siberia", you can also pick up the lid at any time and throw down the laundry.

Batya reads some discussion in the Innet, meets the expression "imho".

B: What is this?

I begin to explain that this is in Russian the first letters of the English expression, which sounds like that, translated like that... I see, my father loaded. Interference of the child (10 years old):

D: Grandfather, you remember, you recently watched your beloved Raikin, he said everything there "I’m so upset, I’m so upset"?
B: Well I remember it.
D: Well, that is the same thing.
B: Oh I understand!

The relationship between generations is not lost. It is pleasant))

Sergey Zverev has developed his method of laying makeup.

Commentary: So this is what - the method of the opposite!

It turns out, Moscovites by March 8 promised free rides. And then we realized that this is not all on the street just so!

I walk through the university corridor. There are two students in front. One enthusiastically tells something else, and at some point I hear:

I dreamed yesterday that we had five couples today.

A student nightmare.

I came up with a terrible word – waking up.
This is the use of dildo in the morning. Possibly suddenly.

The morning. I say to my husband:
What about marital debt?
Look at the alarm. It will not be marriage long, it will be marriage fast.

I sit at the coffee machine at the reception in the office. The door opens, the body in a DHL jacket falls, a very blurred look with a weekly scarf and confidently goes to our office manager.

Was the courier called?

She casts him with an assessing look and gives him a tired voice.

You can all see...

Today the youth decided to remember, took the guitar in his hands and dropped the song. The younger:

It’s a pity that you aren’t on the radio.

Do you like?

Yes, I could just turn it off.

When I went over to the expensive tea - I did not notice any special differences - and wondered why to pay such money here?! I felt the difference today when I tried the cheaper one again.

Sometimes on avito get pretty steep collections for a small price. I’m not a fan, but my father loves old cameras. Therefore, I periodically monitor new proposals and consistently spend 15 minutes a day on the board.

I needed a small plan for work. For meetings with clients, you have to ride at least twice a week for a hundred kilometers. The main purpose is to open pages on the Internet. I went to the advertisement board and almost immediately found a pretty profitable offer. contacted the seller. He offered to come for the goods to his apartment. In the hallway, I start checking the tablet - everything is working, there are gadgets documents, and the price is small. have to take. He was already going to calculate how a woman of forty years gives out: "There are still cakes, children's caresses, designers."

I asked to bring a designer and cakes. The date on the packaging was normal. Constructor is packed. There was a strange feeling, like a divorce.

I asked about the full range.

The woman brought a whole list of goods she had on sale. And everything came to the aid of one of the children’s institutions: children’s clothes, children’s toys, cookies, juices, office supplies.

I apologized and refused to take the plan.

I found out her name at the address. It turned out that she really works in a children’s home.

He wrote a statement to the police. Investigators are now working. I went to the police station as if I was at work. I, of course, feel sorry for my time, but I feel more sorry for the children who were robbed by these ugly things. People, don’t do that! You are still people...

The Martian Curiosity:

But it is great that on a neighboring planet, millions of kilometers from Earth, there is a railroad. It’s like driving a radio-controlled model, only a thousand times cooler.

The job of a programmer is to balance the bicycle and the coils. Using purchasing solutions, libraries and frameworks, which in reality (not in the imagination of the bosses) are very suitable for tasks, you will grow into coffins. Using highly specific solutions, which in reality (not in your imagination) are written and calibrated at least a week, you invent a bicycle.
Balancing the one and the other is art.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

During the battle, I accidentally heated my horse with a moth. Yes, so that she fell poor into the river and it was carried by a stream :D in the end, the horse sailed onto a small island in the middle of the river and on the whistling from the shore hinted that it was not able to get out of there. He cut down trees and built a bridge. And she seemed to follow him, but for some reason shaken and returned to the rescue land. It was a pity to throw it down this way, in the end, I stumbled up behind the plateau... I wore it for a long time, but the horse didn’t want to go on it, apparently too thin, and the trees were too slippery to go. I tried to make a trampoline for her, launching a horse into the air, but it didn’t help – a damned island size of a meter :( Then I looked her in the eyes and quoted the lines from the song of Oleg’s witch: “Goodbye my comrade, my faithful servant...”. With tears in my eyes, I threw a bullet into her. D is :

And in a couple of minutes I learned that I could just talk in the stall and teleport her - fail.

A bit of the old Marx, it can be said that there is no such abomination as an effective manager would do to get an annual bonus.