Soon, they will be fined for liking photos of banned products on social networks.

This will be a law on the promotion of anti-sanctions products.

Hats with backpack:

He doesn’t like the backpacks on top. So it is just a remedy for all sorts of deviants, who love to stick to someone else’s ass in the hope of shaking someone else’s scratches. And normal people observe a distance and 20-30 cm between people do not disturb them.

Don’t you get yourself and your ass? I wonder why such always remember some scratches, they have no scratches, the brain in the head is not good?

To have fun, I watched on YouTube science-pop about quantum mechanics. I remembered why I loved her, looked at a comrade who could not understand her so much that he decided to put the experience to prove that the quantum are doctors, as a result proved that they were not doctors. He doesn’t understand it, but it’s his own fault.

zzz: One employee, let’s call him Semen, loved sleeping very much. Therefore, he came to the editorial after half an hour after all, but tried to leave half an hour later - for the sake of justice.

Other journalists appreciated Semen for some certainty brought to life, for subordinating the seasons of the year. Because if he said, "Good, went to work - and around it is light" - it means that soon everything will end, spring is near. And if, on the contrary, complained about the darkness on the way home, everyone understood: the cold, darkness and darkness of December came.

No one fired him for the same reason.

And normal people observe a distance and 20-30 cm between people do not disturb them.

The one who wrote this, apparently never drove in the subway at peak hours.)))

I was in the bus, a few black people were sitting in the back, and each one was in the back.
I have a basketball ball on my knees, everybody, Karl!! to
They spoke in Russian without an accent at all, then in one.
Rapper played on the phone, so he did not respond immediately
The whole crowd was crawling under the rhythm, lol.
Black people are black in Africa.
Oh, and you won’t argue...

Happy February to all!

YYY: And the Chinese with the hollow?

XXX: The Chinese are with hats. Everyone in February.

LIKE: I met recently: On a date I was overwhelmed and led the girl to Starbucks, because I forgot her name... That’s all of you guys, you’re a fucking genius! ?

The incident occurred in the city of Krasno-Zamensk of the Moscow region, which has two postal offices: central and less central (on Gagarin Street).

The hell case happened recently in my eyes (on Gagarin):

He came for a mail at 13:40, already 3 people in a row, the man was second (sitting in the car). We waited until 14:00... and waited until at 14:07 they opened. They started all and stood for another 5-7, until the reception began... Another 5-7 minute a man waited for the first girl to be served, and at this time one of the employees with the carrier who arrived discussed which packages to bring and which to leave. In the meantime, the carrier said, “You know what I can do so that I won’t throw it out.”
Soon the carrier takes the packages and leaves, and the man submits the receipt...
Your address is at the central mail, you will receive it there.
I was just from there, and I was told she was lucky.
- Now let’s check... Oh, and your package is just forgotten to bring!

The man in shock, ran out on the street, returns:
The car has not left yet, can I pick up the package?
Down, it is already arranged.
Where do they go back to the center?
No, in Solovetsk and when we do not know back.

In short, the man was carrying the gazelle with his message with sad eyes and took a sad way away... For over an hour he waited in vain for this circus to open up. All the witnesses just wavered, and one lady in line even laughed and apologized. The curtain.

Moredhel: I just saw the most blatant answer to the question "how to do so that when the door bells on the door, there is electricity".
It’s... it’s... I just leave it here.
<< take the battery "cron " put instead of a call
you hang the inscription, type "lease me to call" and all the norms.>>

While her husband was on a business trip, she used his car.
And suddenly the reverse sensor became passionate every time I tried to drive back, as if I had crashed into something.
A A A A A A A A! I broke my husband’s car. In hysteria, I thought and moved to maintenance.
Repair took 30 minutes.
From them, in 2 seconds, the mechanic removed the wooden leaf attached to the sensor, and for almost half an hour he roasted over me.
c) by Marinalevi

After the breakdown of comments on the site.
xxx: When something is hidden under the spoiler, it is not visible even when the release
yyy: Ugu, helps "view the code" in the browser. This is what I understand, a truly protected spoiler.

As a person who has freely travelled with a counterbass in public transport for more than 10 years, would like to ask, and what’s wrong with your bags and backpacks?

Vasily: And the tricolor will work if I place the antenna while in the house to the window?
Basel: Until the weekend
Dmitry: Yes it will be.
Dmitry: Tricolor, generally speaking, fuck if you have an antenna and where it stands. The company is big enough, so it doesn’t break down.

>>> The developers were not even lazy to realize the physics of the male genitals.

Apparently, somebody jokes for the sake of drawing x * y. And when the bosses burned - forced to make a line of models and animate.

How was it before? You sit in the sorting room, read labels on all kinds of business pots: English, German, French, Russian. of Europe!
And now - ondiruši, salamali mahleti, alyn baba ugly... :(

Review of the face mask:
It is super! It is a miracle! The face as if not mine) I am delighted! And also my husband liked it, because I applied it and on my lips too and 40 minutes of silence!

I met a girlfriend with a guy. Worked in the neighborhood. Very good, intelligent, eloquent and charming, in her words. But she had a "bik" at the expense of literacy. “Podkovana” was in Russian for “five”. And everything was fine when they communicated “live.” And then she was sent on a business trip, a correspondence with him began. He said, “Hello, what are you doing? “Do you sleep? "What are you quiet" and so on. it was crazy annoying) And she told him in a telephone conversation that all this is written with a soft sign!!! Sleep, be quiet and act. And all in that spirit. He was upset and did not write for a few days. Then he said, “Hello baby.”

The lesson was won.)

The drummer must know and love the entire rhythm section, including even the bass "Ural" ;)
By the way, needed?
The Strike Instrument, Hule
In other words, they just want to hide.
I still have somewhere in the depths of the warehouse. It has remained since school. If it is not a pity of fingers and there is a problem to find an ancient Soviet, Czech or DDR combo, you can even play it. Yank or Civil Defense. It just sounds like you’re trying to play it.
You can take them and fuck them. I think that’s his only purpose.
A good tool, short
The strings, though, I pulled from the violin, and sixteen years ago, but the quality of the sound was not affected. And the fact that in sixteen years the strings were pulled up only twice, too. On the quality of the sound of this wonderful bass can have little effect.
On the other hand, this bass has had a good impact on my musical preferences. Because I ended up trying to get some decent sounds out of it, and I started playing the beat.

When you wait for the best, you can miss the best.