In London, studying in a master's degree, it is difficult, and also a bunch of all kinds of difficulties of intercultural communication and mentality. And here I go on a day through the city center, to my university, where no Russian person at the Faculty of Informatics (truly lacking communication) I think about the futility of being, about how everything is bad and how I want to go home to Russia, and here on the pedestrian crossing into me a girl with a smartphone, forehead in forehead, expressively and a little sadly says, “Shit!” " and he continues his way. And then I think "no... half a year in London I’ll spend some more time... "

About the backpacks. Stop being jealous, buy your backpack and go to the dark side! Women’s bags are uncomfortable shit, men’s diplomats are double uncomfortable shit. They shake your back, stretch your arms, and beat people on your knees. Buy a backpack with load distribution and orthopedic bracelets! Start to live! XD is

Xxx: I’ve said before that I’m a Muslim by culture and an atheist by belief. andquot;

Yyyy: and stubborn in life. We already know.

Hi, I have the following problem.
I listen to you
The printer does not want to print.
Meaning is?
He is currently printing only one paper.
Meaning is?
And if I put two, he takes both together.
- Roll capture or (and) brake platform. The price of the question we have from 200 to 600 if there are no mechanical damage.
We wore it to the master.
and?
He said the same. Tell me where I should turn...

If you are able to tailor the façade, you can count on the influx of investments.

(The Wisdom of Women)

I hate washing dishes and cleaning up (I’m a fucking grandmother). And once my husband took me out for a walk, in the end we came to the landfill, there came to me bombs and began to shout in one voice: "The Queen has come!" The bastard paid them.

I recently visited my daughter. When I asked her for the newspaper, she replied:
Dad, it’s the 21st century, take my IRad. What to say... this fly never realized that it had killed her.

The news:
" February 2, 2017 In the Tver region, dangerous places on the roads were boiled with holy water.
The ritual of the consecration of places of high concentration of the accident was held by the priest of the Archdiocesan suburbs of the Spaso-Presbyterian temple (Bežetsk) the idol Theodor. He sprinkled the road canvas with holy water and read the prayer.
Priests accompanied by employees of the GIBDD consecrated five places of high concentration of traffic accidents on the highways Tver – Bežetsk – Vessegonsk, Rameshki – Maksatih and Maksatih – Bežetsk.

Laughing or crying?

This is a type of building lighting. Fathers come, illuminate and paste such stickers.
2: I thought that the electricians were engaged in lighting... Since when did the attempts begin to change the bulbs?
3: Do not tell me. I saw an electrician in one office. That they did not burn with such a wiring is a miracle, no other.

> I am afraid of it.
The note will not be paid later. There would be bricks there - it would not be scary to squeeze him on the floor in a low hand.

Someone carries fragile personal belongings in public transportation without following elementary precautions, and I should think how do I not squeeze out someone else’s laptop, which is whispering somewhere behind the back? Have you spent time with him?

Have you seen the movie "50 First Kisses"?
That’s where he forgets every day what happened yesterday.
Well yes. Like "Day of the Surgeon", only the opposite. By the way, it would be fun to watch a movie where she would get on the day of the sick.
and AGA. She doesn’t remember anything, they don’t remember anything, in the movie just ten times the same chain of events is repeated without change. Forget, how fun it is!

Post and sending packages.
I spent 20 minutes sending letters. After that, the girl-operator joyfully announced that she could not send ordered letters - no marks. And the plaque to write about this has no right - for such a plaque they will be severely punished. Periodically, she says out loud that it is not necessary to stand with letters, but I, apparently, failed. Every five minutes, she can’t even say that.
Actually, I was not surprised - yes, the Post of Russia in its repertoire. But I wanted to say by phone at 8-800, scattered on the walls (well, where you can complain that the line is big, and the boss will come out, ask who is here, fucking, very smart, and distract the operator for 15 minutes to punish the complainants). I listened to the menu with the numbers, was transferred to the operator, listened to the lies that my call was important to someone and didn’t wait for anyone. I was not surprised again.

Once upon a cold winter
Suppository example for hemorrhoids.

and Pushkin

Half a millionaire, Half a merchant, Half a wise man, Half an ignorant.
Half a scam, but there is hope that it will finally be full...

If you translate Lena’s identity into a number, how many terabytes do you think she will pull?
I think the discs are enough.

xxx: I read on the box from under the laser cartridge the slogan of the company that made it - "Color your world"
It would be nothing, but it is a black cartridge.

These are news:
In Samara, an empty "long-haul driver" hugged a DPS employee and grabbed his rod.

Hi, can you tell me how to get a master’s degree? and ;)
Hi of course =)
Tagged: in general
You are doing nothing.
WOW: And when there’s 1 month left before the delivery, you’re starting to crack!=)
All is simple =)
XHH: too simple

In the evening asked his son to run to the nearest store, he left, calls back from there and clarifies what to take. I explained. After a few minutes, the husband comes home from work, and from the threshold, annoyingly unhappy - Why are our children so uneducated? In the sense? Husband - Well now I go, the son stands with Oleg and Yulia (his friends) and nobody even greeted him! I am strangely straight, my son is coming. I am Sonul, and you met Olga and Yulia? My son – Nejeet, I was in the store... I – and who is near the entrance? Son - I don't know, two guys of some kind with a girl... I am a husband - and you how, silently passed? Or what did he say?)) The husband, having already understood - Well I.. knocked on the back, said "Go home!"...

I sit at work scratching regulatory documents and encounter an incomprehensible, due to my young age, combination of words. I would like to ask for advice from a more experienced colleague.

What is "Corporate Social Responsibility"
Collega - I don't know, but I think this means that you shouldn't take a big poster with the inscription "*Name of the organization* - Dnišče fuck", being an employee of this company and arrange a picket.

Rjač on the whole office for some reason overwhelmed the boss :(