A quote about a panda with martial arts.

There is a policeman on the road. A dear foreigner enters him, the window opens, a Japanese rises out of him and begins to say something in Japanese: - Xiaomasya husa blabla... coca-cola?
"Sorry, you want to know where you can buy a bottle of what here nearby on this hot day?

"Do not deceive yourself at all. Prefer purely because of the fact that statistically from the first one you can get more and take less responsibility than from the second. Take responsibility and satisfy your hotel. Primary questions for women. She will choose the first not because he is so clever, reasonable and good. And her desire to have fun will be pleased with them. If her interest in the elves lies and there are sufficient prerequisites to satisfy her level of removal, they will choose him. You overestimate women. They do not see in you a man, but they mimic it well.

Did not give?

by Habr
Disclaimer
If you do something similar in a sales code, you will go to hell. No one will be friends with you. Even with Hitler. Hitler had a purpose.

The old, still DDR group: Karlmarksstadt, Karlmarksstadt...

Of course, if Moscow were in the DDR, "Megapolis" would have been the DDR group.

I had a Korean chicken breakfast yesterday. I always felt like there was something missing in Korean carrots. Right the chickens. It gives meal meaning.

Vacations are sometimes masterpieces.

Sancho Panza or the Young Padman (Assistant System Administrator)
Official duties :
shrinkage of the cable rope (setting and adjustment of TV, video surveillance, telephony; basic knowledge of network protocols)
approach the user and press the "Enter" button (work on the first line of technical support)
Able to Excel and Word, power Odin-ass (MS office programs, 1c)
PC collapse (knowledge of iron, assembly, detection of malfunctions, installation of software)
pumping dust and toner from printers (regulatory work with organics)
have skills of sewing, Swiss and electrician (regulatory work on the server, programming of weights, etc.)

The morning after the corporation.
The secretary, smiling, returns the contract with a request to correct it, since the General Director will not sign it even after the drink.

If a child’s hair is cut in childhood, then when she becomes a woman, not to see her long natural hair like her ears.

BBB: Aaa, thank you, I haven’t laughed so long ago. Is it just about girls? And what about the boys, who were cut short in childhood, and then they grew up as metalworkers and grew a haircut to the belt? Pipet, what smart hair bulbs, they have memory, cap, shit, what nonsense in the comments you will not meet.

ccc: Dick is the pure truth, about the "memory" of the hair bulb. No, I am serious. I will not find the article, but if you often cut your hair - it will grow much slower. At one time, probably nothing special will happen, but if constantly - then yes.

DDD: Fuck, why does the hair in the foreheads have such a bad memory?

Question - Question

Remember what the movie was called. There was a club of fighters where they fought with each other.

"Songs in the thorns" of course. Exactly he!
Do not thank...

This Knowledge of Music

The advertising...
Evolution of a song:
1) The old, still DDR group: Karlmarksstadt, Karlmarksstadt...
2) Someone of our singers: Landis, landis...
3) I, apophesus from KFC (IMHO): Naggets, Naggets...
P. S. Nugget (English) and self-made.

You confused everything.
"Landyshi" is a song from the 50s, written by Oscar Felzman.
"Karlmarkstadt" is a song for the same melody "Landyshey", written by the band "Megapolis".
Russian group in German! Here are the words of Feltzman on this subject:
"musicist and producer Oleg Nesterov translated to German "Landyshi" and got the song "Karlmarksstadt"
I was unable to find the year in which Karlmarkstadt was written, but clearly later than 1980.
And the advertisement of naggets is clearly written on the motifs of the "Landyshi", and not at all "Karlmarkstadt".

Darrie: Do all cats have bugs of hatred for fans, crackers and crackers, or is it our personal bick?

Masha: Fan is the larvae of the vacuum cleaner

xxx: I sit with the child in a line to the doctor, and suddenly I get an email: “Your child has entered school.” Some parents rely on this service.
YYY: And you think, maybe you have another child?

xxx: Yes, I thought it would be uncomfortable for a client to write "suka" instead of "thank you"
Kurai: Did you have that?
XXX: There was, but I didn’t send it. Noted time
Kurai: So add to the auto replacement... Let "suka" change to "thank you"
Curai: You will have about such letters.
Kurai: "I will bring you out of the ground"

I ordered a taxi in the morning and a girl arrived. At the end of the trip (clients also evaluate) I put 4 stars for the appearance. After a pause, I put 3 for the same. Why are you still women everywhere?

The Office Toilet Law:
You can walk by him all day and he will always be free. You should want to go to the toilet, there will be a turn.
Supplement to the Basic Law:
Even if you were free, you should sit down and begin to penetrate the mysteries of the universe with your thoughts, as soon as the door pen will start to shake relentlessly. And no matter how quickly you do your deeds, there will be a line at the exit that will silently blame you with a glance.

> You overestimate women very much. They do not see in you a person, but they mimic it beautifully.

“It’s beautiful to mimic.” by Mdas. You overestimate the botanism. Not every shit is botanical. The real, by the way, women do not complain about a lack of attention.

And we are here plushing with boredom, the format "Diverting yourself" - resumed the old good correspondence. of paper. from the hand. In the envelopes. with the marks. Post of Russia. Oh, this wonderful ecstasy and childish joy, this anticipation and intrigue at the time of opening the mailbox and the discovery of a hand-signed envelope there, absolutely obviously not from the collectors or the candidate for deputies, but from OTHER!!! A shameful ritual and at the same time a quest (well, the Russian Post!). Sometimes letters don’t come. But we sincerely believe in the magic of rituals and that one day they will come. one day. Sooner or later. By the way, no one knows - the Guinness Book of Records has not removed the section "The Longest-Term Letter"?

The Dark:

My friend had a cat Hamon. And not in honour of cheese (they didn’t know at the time), but because it was a little behavior from Hamsky.

And you do not know now.
and Hamon! The Fucks! and cheese!! to

I had an ulcer (or something in this spirit) placed by a lady who had a niche manicure. And I was then walking only by the oculist, so when she pushed my fingers under the ribs with the nails and asked "does it hurt?", I honestly replied that it hurt. She forbade me everything: salty, fried, sweet, soda and everything in this spirit.

In general, I ate like a sea pig for 4 months until I went to another doctor.

Is this how your last words will sound when you stand on your knees and spit out your broken teeth? Is this the inscription you would like to be written on your grave?

It is genius. To dream of sitting down for 15 years because of a broken thing that you did not save and be proud of it.