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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138121
 23.01.2017
After the propizdon of the chief, labor from fruitful becomes fertilized.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №138120
 23.01.2017
To all the clever Russians to note: "it can’t" - it always means "in general, it can’t", without options. A "no" always means "no" When NOT entirely, you will be told "unwanted", "riskable", "not worth", "unlikely", "unlikely", "unlikely".
Similarly, when you say to someone "no" or "can’t", this should mean "no, can’t", and not "no, you tell me".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138119
 23.01.2017
To scare away, you need to depict something really disgusting on the packs, so that the packet is disgusting to take in your hands. For example, homosex, sucking and sucking, a large plan with all the details
Most people will quit smoking. But there is also a side effect: less will start.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №138118
 23.01.2017
Healthy pensioners are bringing the government to default.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138117
 23.01.2017
The owner of the fitness club (muscle and tendon center) says:
- I bought small clothes for the clutch, 50 kilograms. He threw the bag on his shoulder. I stand and wait for a taxi. 50 kg on the shoulder.
I put my bag next door. A careless creature runs by, grabs a bag, and runs away. Rather, it was like he imagined, like now, will grab his bag and escape. He crashed a 20-meter bag and fell next to her. Well, of course, I approached and gave him.
In the mouth?
Why immediately in the mouth? I gave her visiting card. With your, I say, work, you need to be in good physical shape. Or you can scratch.
But he didn’t come, right?
He came, of course. I can’t expel it yet. He is a healthy guy, my coach is working. Go, he’ll show you the trick.

Roman Rosengurt

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138116
 23.01.2017
Yesterday, an elderly billionaire, under the applause of thousands of people, expelled a family of blacks from the house where they lived for eight years. The shame.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138115
 23.01.2017
It was necessary to make a movie like Stalin, sending everyone to real resorts to rest and there were no prisons and political prisoners.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138114
 23.01.2017
I decided to look at the synonym in the dictionary of the word:

substrate
Mat, chanted, nightmare, stalk, marra, girl, prostitute, placement, laughra, laughra, laughra, laughra, laughra, putana, larva, padla, laughra, strawosa, laughra, walking, slapping, prostitute, mattress, hippies, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping, slapping

The carpet, of course. Thank you very much, the internet!

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138113
 23.01.2017
How did they know that they were Russian hackers?
- elementary, on the wall of the data center appeared the inscription "Tsoi alive";

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138112
 23.01.2017
Aaa: I, a sheep with an internship and a passport, will not be forced to get up at six or seven in the morning with any money. Just purely physical.

BBB: You can get me up. But don’t wake up :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138111
 23.01.2017
x: Career self-driving did not go through the checkpoint gate, this test was
y: This is a checkpoint problem, not a career self-defeat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138110
 23.01.2017
XXX: I do not know. If there’s just a beautiful smart computer not a programmer at all, but an architect, for example, then how?
Give me two!
xx: two architects will not enjoy, I think
XX: then better different specialties. And think about how to combine them so that they don’t know.
xxx: a simple option: a lawyer and an economist + your programming skills. Take and remove the factory.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138109
 23.01.2017
The car forum. A participant who appears to have just been on the internet throws a link to an audio cassette with a jack of 3.5 to connect the iPhone to his old magnetol.
One comment: "You’ve seen an iPhone for a long time? I have bad news for you."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138108
 23.01.2017
59-year-old Ed Gane (Ed Gane) says it may have happened, so the future seems very dark to them. At one of the companies he works for, a third of the employees have recently been cut off.
He hopes that Trump will fulfill his promise and get a revision of the terms of the North American free trade agreement, which he believes has triggered the process of leaking jobs from the United States.

“Where I’m from, kids get engineering degrees and then get to work at McDonald’s restaurants,” he said. If there is no industrial production, there is no need for engineers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №138107
 22.01.2017
<seropati> What happens if you create a basket label and drag the basket to that label? It will seem like Windows has ignored your attempt to remove the basket, but in fact when you remove the basket will fall into itself, and when you clean it, it will fall into an endless cycle of self-removal, causing it to remove not only the contents of the basket, but all the data from your hard and the entire Internet, and your processor will overload and overheat, creating a black mini-beam. This mini-hole will then open the crotch hole through which the processor will go back in the moment you removed the basket, and that hour will break the removal command, and yes, nothing happened! It happens so quickly and so often that 99.99% of people don’t even know what it is happening. It’s like dividing by zero, you can’t even try, you won’t get anything anyway. The only one who can successfully remove the basket is Chuck Norris, because it is his kick from the turn was so fast that he went back in time and killed all the dinosaurs.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138106
 22.01.2017
XHH: See here
Chicken - where
Goose - Goose
And the Indy?
Do not go to Google.
Tagged with: Induction
Inducet is the one who thinks of inducts. As a star ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138105
 22.01.2017
xxxx about women.
My wife shaved her hair yesterday.
XXX: He came, he asks, so how?
I know how to explain to her that I need time to start talking to a stranger who has the keys to my apartment.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138104
 22.01.2017
There was a case with the Queen.
There are two premium fitness centers competing, DrLoder and Dolphin.
So, the loders let the advertisement that the dolphin is the ideal place for homosexuals.
The results of that advertising company the leadership of the dolphin could not repeat with all the desire and advertising budgets.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138103
 22.01.2017
Working in the dining room is great:
"Sallad "Women’s Capricorn" with the tongue".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138102
 22.01.2017
Another day of American life: an elderly billionaire, under the applause of thousands of people, expelled a family of blacks from the house where they lived for 8 years. Shamefully

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