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How much you don’t eat, and the meat still wants something more.
The acquaintances took the dog, the English bulldog is unknown with what. Very funny to look, but with a serious defect. Because of the shortened nasopharynx, arriving along the bulldog line, but with a quite normal face and neck, arriving from unknown to whom, the dog instead of the usual haw-gaw, issued sounds similar to slogans: "ma", "yes", "on". But over time the defect turned into interesting abilities, the dog learned quite clearly, for the dog, naturally, to pronounce "yes", and then in general the word "mama", which was very fun for all acquaintances.
Once, when a friend was walking Robin, so called a dog, a guy with a dog appeared. Self-satisfied, with cunning manners, not very pleasant, with a short-haired collie on the lead, which was perfectly trained. He performed all these dog exercises easily and impeccably: he took barriers, ran on the barrel, and so on. Tired of the game, the stranger spoke. He described his pet as the best in the country, thanks to himself, naturally. He called himself a genius of training and dog guidance. After arrogantly looking at the dog of his acquaintance, he disregardingly concluded:
You have an incomprehensible confusion. There are no stupider dogs.
The acquaintance did not come up. Looking at Robin, she said:
There is no more stupid. Is it true, Robin?
The dog raised his sad eyes and answered clearly:
“Yes, Mom,” he blamed his head.
"Nothing, don't be upset," encouraged his acquaintance and they went to the side of the house.
And the genius of training still stood for a long time with his mouth open and his eyes blurred.
Per only the 69-year-old Clinton could decide to pass all of her supporters in the performance of the 58-year-old Madonna - this is a successful advertising move.
Dialogue at the hotel.
Athletes with coaches.
Does anyone want to live alone?
I am!!! to
No one is asking you!
zzz: The wonder that multiplied the average income tax by the number of workers in the country, gave an article about the state secret.
Well, since it’s #bus_educational, this is:
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The ancient people did not eat roots. There are no edible roots in the wild. No there! Except the root of valerian, ginseng and wild garlic. It was invented by some gorgeous anthropologist, and his fantasies are not quoted in school textbooks for a dozen years. Root crops were cultivated by already settled tribes. But there were mushrooms and berries, but no word about it.
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And where did the settling tribes get the original material for cultivation? There were eating roots. Gorec (aka grapefruit), goat lapchatka, sweet, pasternak, topinambur, goat, shooter, batat, wild potatoes - and this is just what first came to mind.
To get rid of smoking by adding zeroes to the prices, stimulating the birth rate by giving the second child a sum for which you can buy 4-5 squares of living space and calls for an abortion ban, abduction from drunkenness by attributing numbers to the hours of the sale of alcohol and to the amounts of excise duties, breaking the paths not on historically established paths, but on a paper drawn by a creative architect... Well, and other aspirations to force others to live according to the rules of the format “as it lies, as it lies, – the boy is uncomfortable!
From a psychiatric article:
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Interestingly, and after reading the article there are people who are sure that everything is absolutely okay with them?and :)
President_of_Mars
Yes is.:)>>>>
I don't know what to count there, but I saved on the apartment, working on a regular job, by the age of 28.
Where did you work, from what age and where did you buy an apartment? He was 18 years old in the Moscow office of a gas oil company, and the apartment was bought somewhere in Zadrishchensk.
I take a first aid exam once a year.
Last time, no one from the group of 10 people was able to save Goshu-trainer. He had his lungs broken, his neck broken, his keys broken, his ribs broken more than the person has at all, in general, did not let Goche get bored.
A very useful practice, I began to behave much more cautiously, because neither an ambulance to wait, nor even an easy death to die, I will not be given here.
I always say that there is no point in waiting for a celebration if you can make it so that the celebration is every day.
YYY: I almost slept.
xxx: It's nice to work in a cute women's team - "It's hot in the office, because the sun is burning in our back, so we decided to open the window on your side". On the street 10.
From the situation: he has an apartment, and she has nowhere to go, there is one interesting way out. Here a man thought with his head, earned money for an apartment, found a young girl to give birth to healthy children (very smart counselors, calculate how much you need to work for the average person (genius do not take into account, they and giving birth to the 6th child, can create and develop a business) to earn for an apartment + to save for 3 years of a minimum sitting at home and find the difference in the odds of easily carrying out pregnancy and giving birth to a healthy child at 18+ and at 35+). So, he has an apartment, his children and he too (thus, the apartment is written and they have the right to live in it), there is a stable family, so let us in court in the case of a divorce, the woman will say: I do not have the opportunity to provide appropriate conditions for the children, let them live with their dad, and for themselves - the right to see. After that, go to any job (for example, a seller 20-40k+), pay 25-50% of alimony (5-20k) and see the children a couple of times a week. And let these super-smart husbands come up with how to take children out of the garden, look for who will sit with them at the hospital and so on. Yes, and for children, the outgoing mother, cheerful and happy several times a week, is much more pleasant than the nervous woman, always looking for money.
The child wrote: Dad loves Mom. No one described our relationship.
The smokers! And hardly to say what the ugliness was painted on the last package? Fuck not to look.
No one looks at the warnings. All to start.
Can you tell me where the synagogue is?
Do I look like someone who knows this?
Bagira, Ladomir and Dobryny: the Urals organized a competition of unusual names of newborns.
And in Kazakhstan – Aibiliv Aikenflaev.
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25.01.2017
#to_this
here here :
And I’m gay, and I’m upset that gay and members consider something bad and put it in line with shit.
My sweet, I don't like - cheese to Europe. Together with my member.
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I am not gay and the quote is not mine, I just enter.
You have learned to write, you would still think to learn yourself, and not by the patterns of milonovevizulines.
Aside from the rights of homosexuals in Europe, have you ever heard of any rights? Or have you in "Europe with gays" the light of the clone?
The main achievement of Europeans, like most secular Western countries, is freedom of expression and freedom of choice. Freedom of thought and creativity. And the freedom to choose sexual preferences is just a little bonus to all freedoms. Moreover, no one is stressed by such a bonus, and no one is absolutely struggling, no one but the guys in the slopes and campgrounds from the depths of the CIS, who are struggling on this matter more than the Europeans.
Yes, it is equally equal for everyone to mock gays as we do for naturals, the value is not in gays, but in the fact that no one there wakes anyone up to beat, hang or drive into the gas chambers of those who are not like everyone else.
It would be better for you to be more interested in the scientific achievements of Europeans, which are unrealisable for us, because we have more homosexuals than we have in Europe.
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25.01.2017
Tobacco smoke is no more harmful than any other smoke, but never in his life he has encountered fighters.
WOW: I’ve never met a person chewing a straw in the elevator, on the entrance, or under the straw at a bus stop during the rain.
Thank God we are not Arabs.
Thank God I am an atheist.