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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137861
 16.01.2017
This is possible in Russia:
Snow day on Sakhalin was postponed due to heavy snowfall

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137860
 16.01.2017
I understand the phone, I kill in the search engine "management of the navigation panel ". Google proposes to continue the “East-1” spacecraft.
It was terrible for the domestic space force.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137859
 16.01.2017
Correspondence to ICQ:

Are you in Viber?
Why am I still in Viber? Aska is the oldest and most respected customer. It is only read by the FSB. It is under Android. Use the ASCII.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137858
 16.01.2017
And no one got a resource on the Internet, not the ZH, where people with a hassle of trouble communicate to the world their valuable opinion on any occasion, when no one asks them about anything, write arrogant reviews on something that is not interesting to anyone but them and through their lips complacently tell others what they are interested in, and what is not, and all this is mostly anonymous? If so, write, please, the way there, or his everyday, the journey, he lost and all for some reason stuck here.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137857
 16.01.2017
I fell asleep about 10 minutes after the start of this lesson.
...
For some reason, at the music class in the fifth grade, we were mainly engaged in the fact that the words of songs were written in notebooks under the dictatorship, who got bad, they put the pairs. And I had to write, putting my backpacks on my knees, because there was no part in the music class.
I didn’t like the music unanimously.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №137856
 15.01.2017
xxx: I recently stumbled on the cassettes of Kisha, rejoiced, pulled out the magnetophone, turned it on. It is as if a field covered with garbage shells on the wind, someone shakes the seeds there, someone crushes the rugged piece of iron, and among all this vaccanalia there are hardly any common motives. A third of the word is not understandable.
YYY: I honestly never understood that it wasn’t so.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137855
 15.01.2017
I am somewhat embarrassed by those customers who ask on the phone which bus from the subway to get to us to see the gelendvagen.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137854
 15.01.2017
We have a classic such a chief who is not embarrassed to spit the tax code on the gender table with the suggestion to get a more careful insight. Interview with the Deputy Director on Friday:
You know, last week our M.I. Some very quiet, as if she had revised her views on life, Zen knew there. I am afraid to shake!
I: Yes, she started the war with JEK, she has no strength for us.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137853
 15.01.2017
As far as language is concerned, it would be better for normal content to be created, each in its own language, by the Figo linguists. To measure the ancientity of the language is about as strange as to consider yourself unique on the basis of the merits of ancestors and even those grandparents who fought in the UPA or the Red Army. Same what?

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №137852
 15.01.2017
People, not much of the fact that Druzhinichko on the photo in a swimsuit does not get up, so he was not even given prostitutes! Indeed, this man deserves compassion!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №137851
 15.01.2017
Let’s change the fourth number of each month into a compot.
Why Why?
- What would be the first, second, third and compot.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137850
 15.01.2017
The 18-year-old daughter of the owners of one of the farms of Invercargilla (New Zealand) Hannah Simpson trained her cow by the name of Lilak to run rush, halope and easily jump over obstacles up to 1.5 meters high.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137849
 15.01.2017
The Four Separate

/ Having seen "the suspension and the rings", I initially thought that the review would be about the tuning of Zaporozhya :) /

Well, or D'Artagnan in the Mediterranean...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137848
 15.01.2017
If you are eaten, you have two options.
If a woman eats, there are three.
Would you bite? Repeat the anatomy for 9th grade.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137847
 15.01.2017
xxx: I was once a grandfather in the country carried on my Zaporozhye salad, I will notice not toned, and as naked rides through all the courtyards where my acquaintances sat. I didn’t want to be seen so much that I wanted to fail under the ground out of shame.
Would you probably ride now?
Oh yeah, I’d be driving now.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137846
 15.01.2017
By the way, the other day, the writer of these lines visited the house of his lawyer, and his son, the little Avigdor, two meters tall and overweight, defiled around the room without saying a word to us.
“Avigdor,” asked the lawyer of the offspring, “have you said good morning to your uncle?”
“No,” the boy replied and disappeared in the direction of basketball baskets.
The lawyer’s face radiated with pride and love.
The child never lies!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137845
 15.01.2017
My girlfriend has a bouquet-confetti period. I go with my husband to her family.
Will we go to our girlfriend?
Do you need a lot?
I: How is it. We will be in that area.
Go in a couple of months? I know more about her boyfriend than I would like even in my nightmares.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137844
 15.01.2017
Long to describe, but, for example, the most Bydlan behavior was usually the collective farmers at the Audi 100 30 years ago. On the contrary, the most polite and patient people I have worked with are Alfa Romeo drivers.

You will learn patience here when the car spends 3-4 months a year on the service :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137843
 15.01.2017
The story is about a man accused of rape.

Well what to say... It was my fault, I knew what I was going to do. With decent young men this does not happen, they spend the night at home, and do not communicate in the middle of the night with strangers. Especially if they are not alone with them, being in an empty state. He was also dressed as a rapist. It’s like bringing a lamb to a wolf and wondering that she has eaten it.
Guys, remember: if you don’t want to be accused of rape, don’t go alone in the dark (and if you need to, ask your wife/sister/mother to accompany you), don’t stay alone with strangers and don’t dress like rapists. You are provoking women! Your safety is in your hands"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137842
 15.01.2017
Do you still remember the bearded topic about the package?

Shake it up! Yesterday, a friend came to visit with a huge bag (which you know, the size of a bag in the ashanah) - opened it - and inside another bag. and ordinary.

The curtain.

And she me - my bag broke, I specifically picked up a new size in the store, so that the old fit!

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