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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №138863
 16.02.2017
I crashed from around zero. When he came to Samaria, he dressed very lightly. I was overwhelmed by the weather forecast there - well, some minus 10, a light wind, a little snow. Fear in general.

This morning, when I left the Samara hotel, I was waiting for hell, as the Eskimoes probably imagine it. In contrast to the southern countries who consider hell hell. Today I realized that the Esquimals were right. The ice wind, like the speck of a steppe, penetrated my jacket, jacket, shirt and squeezed through my naked body. All her clothes and face were covered with dust, and she fell behind the shroud. No, science meteorology was probably right with its forecast, some 3 mm of precipitation fell from the sky. Only all the good that attacked for the long winter did not intend to rest on the banks and in the tanks of snow-gathering machines. It was flying, sparking, sparking, and I would say it was flying.

The most cretinism was to go out in shoes. It would seem – five minutes on the sidewalk to the meeting place in the civilized terrain. and UGU. The shoes went into the hole. There were ice lenses underneath. Why did my first steps on the land of Samara smell like a lukewarm dance. Through the snow I smiled from my eyebrows, the desolation in the very center of a million-sized city stunned me. Not a soul. It was apparent that all living was hiding away from this horror.

But he heard! Strongly screwed from behind. Three acquaintances of Chelyabinsk, specific men with airy faces, came out of the hotel in light bushes. The roses were red when they arrived. Or even from night. They did not rush to smoke, safely covering the cigarettes with huge legs. Blessed are they. Exhaling the smoke, one of them raised his shoulders and walked, looking at the white spaces:

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138862
 16.02.2017
Playboy will return on the cover photos of completely naked girls.
Trump is in office for less than a month and has already made America great again.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138861
 16.02.2017
I miss you, don’t you want to see me?
Yes, I would be glad to see you! Come to)
[27.01.17] xxx: Okay, agreed, I’ll come on February 23
[27.01.17] xxx: I just want to see you, walk together, go to the cinema together, ski, watch movies together)
[27.01.17] WOW: Ha ha, and me too
......
[15.02.17] I will not come
[15.02.17] WOW is why?! to
[15.02.17] xxxh: shaved intimate places today, severely cut something, now not that sex, I can not even touch Him (it is for a long time
[15.02.17] WOW: Well there will be no sex, and what about the rest?? to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[15.02.17] WOW: (((

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138860
 16.02.2017
#contamination
> Authors wrote in the chat "in English":
In addition to the interceptor, you need to change the validation of the request so that the password is not validated in the trust mode.

To preserve language and culture, we must not fight contamination. It is necessary to fight the bad uzi, not to let it be attached. Interceptor is a technical term. It’s not the same as a hijacker. You can intercept a lot, and the interceptor is a specific designation that does not require excessive additional explanations, which would require Admiral Shishkov. This is not contamination, but enrichment.
Another thing is the emergence and consolidation of the bad usus. The idiot steals the tongue. To push does not mean to push. To roar does not mean to roar or to roar. The acceptance of this usus, and it has already, unfortunately, developed for very many cases, is the impoverishment of language, the loss of words, because the opportunity to use them for the very sensual shades is lost, for the enrichment and coloring of the bright shining sides of truly literary speech.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138859
 16.02.2017
You underestimate the wisdom of Soviet parents.
For the upbringing of my brother, the wiring from the radio was not drawn out, but used: a mesh avoska, a wire, a flyboy.
For the sake of justice, I will add that only the army helped radically)))

In the sense, there he was still brainwashed entirely that his parents could not?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138858
 16.02.2017
- Advice a good cosmetologist on facial cleaning, Eastern District.
- in Gollanovo can the norms clean up, come ask there

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138857
 16.02.2017
The most epic picture was now on the exam, the man was ashamed, we were three by machine
by M?
XXX: She told the ticket so slimly that we all believed that she learned everything, even the predecessor.
WOW : and?
xxxh: And she answered the clarification question on the theorem "The virus database has been successfully updated", the pad was so rotting that all of us got the three and sent home, well, and Maske told us not to burn again.

The teacher is obviously crazy, but the equipment with him :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138856
 16.02.2017
We talked about books at work.
XX: How did Remark get, how did they all get sick? (I was referring to tuberculosis)
Tagged: Alcoholism

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №138855
 16.02.2017
Q: Will you go after me?
I can’t, my car is broken.
HH: What happened to her?
The driver was drunk. (

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138854
 16.02.2017
Damn - Damn - Damn

>> -- Microsoft.NET was invented because Java is shit. Java was invented because it is shit. We can continue.

The universe was invented because emptiness is shit.

The only problem is that the concentration of shit in the C → Java →.NET chain is only growing. This is the case when attempts to get rid of a little shit lead to the appearance of a shit shit, and attempts to get rid of a shit lead to the appearance of a real Golgota shit demon. I don’t know what kind of sewerage Welsh will be driven out of.NET, but with such a dynamic I already think that on this day it will be necessary to end up with IT and go to the drivers of the ascenization barrel.
There will have to be a lot less shit. The driver is not in the tank.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138853
 16.02.2017
xxx> What is new?)
yyy> Computer gathered, I play here
XXX> OOO cool that inside? The i7?
yyy> Pentium-3, Geforce-2, win98
xxx> ahahha, what games are there))) I don't remember myself anymore)
yyy> Think of it. pretty cool were on the plot, drives, and the bush is where to break
xxx> and will you get me?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138852
 16.02.2017
Video review of magnets from AliExpress:
As you can see, a magnet can stop the water meter. Of course, I’m not going to do it... I’m sorry I just bought one, because with two magnets not doing it would be much cooler.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138851
 16.02.2017
AlCat: A phone call from an unknown number came SMS with the text "you will be a cognac", without signs of interruption.
I don’t know whether to be happy or to be afraid.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138850
 16.02.2017
Opened
Anonymously
Safety is something else, it is life in a remote from civilization place with low seismic activity, high above sea level, behind a clutch wire in a community of like-minded (preferably adepts of the sect you lead yourself) among which there are good surgeons and other med. Specialists, with food supplies and covered air defense and missile defense systems, are optimally on another planet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138849
 16.02.2017
I remember struggling with one compound for half a day, I barely got mad.
Some small squares on the entire monitor.
I thought if the virus was completely new, or if the video card was gluing, in the end, I wanted to give up.
and what?
It turned out that the secretary, a good soul, behind some shit glued straight to her screen a transparent film with printOm, and this film was exactly the size of the frame of the monitor.
Most importantly, I asked her many times - "How long have you had these squares"?
It is "long ago", and what they are on the film - no googling.
He barely killed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №138848
 15.02.2017
1st I will treat you like an equal, like a colleague at work... hold, beer, brother. Agree with?
Go to the grandparents, brother.
And no, you are a man!

According to your logic, once we have equal rights, then I have the right to answer you something like - you don't want grandmothers, let's go together for a manicure, friend!
And if you are serious, then your tirade is nothing more than another quarrel from the class "ah, if equal rights, then let women also be beaten and taken to the army". Thinking at the level of XIX. (in the best case): male – right, everything else, i.e. The female is wrong.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138847
 15.02.2017
I am treated with a bacteriophage in liquid form. Dropping with a pipette is not an option: the long and exact dose (as prescribed by the manual) is not measured.
Summary: Skill perfectly pumped "snuhaj from a teaspoon two cubes of solution". First one nose, then the other.
All of Health!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138846
 15.02.2017
I understand everything, of course, but going to the toilet and seeing on the bottom of the toilet (sorry for the details)
> scratches long returned to reality :( it is scary to guess how they are there
> we have...

Someone’s spiritual scratches have fallen away.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138845
 15.02.2017
xxx: And the last idea on the subject: dogs are very helpful in establishing contact. Just take a dog from your girlfriend and take a walk in Gorky Park. Your dog will lead you to the right people. Don’t forget to compliment your dog owners. I hope you are not allergic to these wonderful animals.
Allergy to dogs is very rare.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138844
 15.02.2017
I look out the window...the dog sat down to cheat on the snow...happiness...and here the legs failed!!! to

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