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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №137881
 16.01.2017
Accidentally a man was pushed on the street.
XHH: Is it me "You ohuel or your brain on the DCP base to break?"
Tagged: ahaha
YYY: And what next?
xxx: Nietzsche, I shrugged and said I accidentally pushed
XXX: He turned and left.
Yyy: but no wallet anymore))) yes?)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137880
 16.01.2017
From FB
One of the best restaurants in Moscow is a restaurant under the Patriarchate in the St. Daniel Monastery. Women (worldly), however, are allowed there only for official events. Instead of the waiters - obedients, they do not take the teasers, the delivery is counted to a coin, but at the same time unobtrusively bring the urn for donations to the temple. Lunch for two with a drink there will cost about $ 500, so the temple will not stumble.
The most interesting thing there is Piszuary: they have horns in front of them. I could not understand the designer’s idea until I saw the priests cling to the front edge of the horns for convenience.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137879
 16.01.2017
Memories of childhood about the celebration of the NG
Drunk men went away in other men's Moher shirts

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137878
 16.01.2017
My wife’s sister was bitten by her friend’s dog. After the injury point read the opinion of the doctor: "Bite of a famous dog". There was only one question about how they laughed: a white or a gunshot?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137877
 16.01.2017
Today wrote a colleague: it remains to dive into the pier, to get socks, to give flowers, and here it is - summer

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №137876
 16.01.2017
xxx and xxx;
ants for breakfast
I live the life of an ordinary Cambodian. We drive to the maid to the village, where I eat flying mice, soup with ants, rotted embryos, and so on. Locals add sugar to any food and can’t eat otherwise: in rice, potatoes, soups... At first it was unusual for me, but now I adore Cambodian cuisine.
yyy>
“Smile Smile”
xxx and xxx;
The sugar in the food is added, it is completely squeezed!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137875
 16.01.2017
Chapter 11: Paying Twice
222: I will go to work for the scump...
333: not the fact that he will pay twice to you)) Skupoy is more likely to save on workers and pay suppliers twice

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №137874
 16.01.2017
For work called to the office, by the word, a standard business center. And I have them like a remote sysadmin, when everything is bad, I become a Swiss knife programmer. And here, I come, say the printer bought, good, but it is not connected. By the way, the printer is new, its wifi is distributed, everything works conveniently through it. As usual, I found this printer on the net, downloaded the instructions, there was a standard password for its network. I turned on the printer, found its network, entered a password, logged in. I sent a test page. It does not print. He writes what he prints. I send a few more docks, not printing. It says that everything is sent. I, like Sherlock, begin to repeat that this cannot be, I check the exact model number in the program, well, it is. It does not print. Here comes the boss and such, fucking, strange, I took the standard printer, the same as in the office opposite.



I run to the neighbors.



And there are faces so confused, and the printer printed them with a bunch of printed figi. The curtain.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №137873
 16.01.2017
I decided to go on a trolleybus. I see - everyone who enters before me, in the door makes a reverance or a light knickshen in the extreme case. All this with a widespread smile. Well, I think, probably, her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain was willing to drive in the salon and everyone pays tribute at the entrance, no!

This ladder fucking sows the current so that the leg reduces, the eyes come out and the e*alo twists)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №137872
 16.01.2017
You may remember I asked for advice on buying.
XXX: Solar charging device
The Ally Express
I got it all right, all right.
XXX: Confirmation of receipt
I am asked to write a recall.
xxx: I write to the seller (I don't know how it happened)
xxx: - thank you for the product
XXX has an answer.
Thank you for sending you what you ordered.
It looks like the Russians are trading there :)))
I am so pleased that I am understood in another country.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137871
 16.01.2017
Perdix is a future warfare technology in which people will only participate remotely as drone operators.
- and when the drones of the end will go to each other boxes with combat keyboards to break...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137870
 16.01.2017
Fuck you introduced me to him.
Yy: The Crazy King
Yy: I am afraid of him.
XH: It just excites him.
YY : Yes? Do you have a free house?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137869
 16.01.2017
While all the armies of the world are developing new means of combating enemy drones, one of the Americans has already appeared his "air defense means" - a cat, specially trained to find, detect and eliminate drones. True, as long as the animal does not know how to divide UAVs into "his" and "foreign", so it hunts everything that flies around the house.

One such attack and removed a drone launched by the owner. For a while the drone was flying around the apartment, but then a cat appeared in the hallway. The animal took a few seconds to calculate the target, catch it, and hit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137868
 16.01.2017
In Syktyvkar, the municipality handed out an apartment with the remains of its former owner

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137867
 16.01.2017
xxx is. The Chinese are not copying Korean cars.
Oh well. It is like cassettes. And so the recording fucking, and the second copy...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137866
 16.01.2017
I never understood - it was a new series of "Sherlock" or a continuation of "Shield"??? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137865
 16.01.2017
For the purpose of combating stress acquired paint-anti-stress "Magic Mandals". She painted the one who promised to get rid of everything unnecessary in life. A few days later my husband left. I sat down and wondered if it really was the most unnecessary...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137864
 16.01.2017
HH: We are going now. A dog in the front seat next to the driver.
Speaking on the road, unicorns fly hobbies of all kinds with hairy legs.
Not the dog speaks, the driver.
WOW: Well, if the dog said that, I would be worried. Nothing is normal.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137863
 16.01.2017
Commentary on the intimate photo of the soloist of the SEREBRO group Olga Serebkina:

The naked body is no longer surprising! That’s if she, chemistry by normative dresses, this would be the number!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137862
 16.01.2017
from this
Snow Day on Sakhalin was postponed due to heavy snowfall
For some reason I remembered the article on the view "everything went too much".

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