And why these dogs are bad at once, for example, I clean up my dog, and I try to walk away from people, because every encountered child with the scream of a wild papua rushes to the dog, adults are also not better. Bicyclists do not look under the wheels at all, I understand that I am not tall, but not to the same extent that I cannot be noticed. And by the way, those passing by must start cooking when I clean up the puddle, so sit alone at home with your children and don’t get up.

And I got a ring with a stone. He is my lover. We met at sea. He then went to Polina. It is because of Polina my heart is broken" told a girlfriend at the playground a girl of seven years.

to the child.

Really astonished owners of tiny dogs on a 5-10 meter lead.
I can just not notice and go on to your “charm.” Please take care of your animal yourself.
And the same breed of mommies, sprinkling in the crowd and not thinking about their little children at all - they, fucking, are also not visible until the last moment! And if I have time to slow down sharply, then the numerous ladies and gentlemen who follow in my footsteps can pull me a few meters forward in inertia. Do you feel so upset about your children?

Over the years of working in the state institution, she almost became a human hater. And all because if you print information (work mode, employee leave, sanitary day) with a huge fat font in the amount of a thousand copies, stick to the walls instead of wallpapers, hang the door, ceiling, computer, your own forehead... then these ninjas will not see. never ever. and none. by Amen

1st Has Assad been fired or not?
2nd I was fired and not. Astakh Schrödinger...

...
Then the Axis-Rider Builds a Nest in My Favorite Chair
...

I don’t want to be boring, but still... There are many species of donkeys, most of them at first glance are like the uterus and the mole of ants. They build nests of different materials, row nurses, etc. But the rider does not build a nest. That's why they are called invaders - they "sell" a living victim and place an egg in it, the larvae grows and develops by eating from the inside of its carrier (yes, the type of strangers ;))

And by the way, why do all (99.99%) dog owners ignore the obligation to wear a shirt on their pet? And the passers will be calm, and their children and you yourself will be less nervous. Even in the law such a duty is prescribed...

I drove in the trains for a long time, and I learned the truth: no good child, no luster trader, no man with a guitar, no grandmother with a cat, and they are not as terrible as a silent and gentle, dull seed.

To dissolve it. Have you met the cowboy? I went with my friends on mushrooms, teenagers were still there.
Here, the cockroach, two on the trees climbed like circusmen, the third catches, while talking friendly with this cockroach - the eyes in the eye look.

And lead (from batteries melted) as charged him in the forehead. The scream of Urra. He walked into the cage with empty hands. The Kaban glittered with the speed of the bullet, the friend was chased by clinging to say I won't be what, suddenly who knows himself.

The activists of the established World Association of Procrastinators are still unable to gather to draw up a list of those invited to its First (Founding) Congress.

xxx: For the sake of justice, according to your references, if you turn a little, degrees by 15, just a hundred year old, or even a little older, oak. They grow slowly.
yyy: And in the 1979 photo is perfectly visible the desert left after the demolition of Plushchev
Zzzz: It doesn’t matter to them. The oaks grow slowly, but in 40 years they are quite 150 years old)))

Before that, there was no rain in Rostov all the time because of the fact that all the water went to the graduate works.
yyy: and it all came out that did not pass the anti-plagiarity check)))

Judging by the name of Google products, I know what names the children of their marketers have – Google Son and Google Daughter.

Garyk Harlamov outraged by the results of the TEFI Prize 2016: I don’t understand why the broadcast “Kamedi Club” never... Never... "
It reminds of the recent outrage of "African Americans" that the "Oscar" don’t nominate blacks )))

Announced by:
It takes an unattractive woman with iron nerves and low libido to work in the male bathroom.

xxx: news: "Minculture of Russia proposes to put video cameras in hotel rooms"
YYY: A national project to equip all residential and non-residential premises in the Russian Federation with surveillance cameras. Here are the grandmothers.
Owners of premises technically suitable for a person's stay there are obliged at their own expense to equip them with technical means of video surveillance and to connect these means to the Federal System of Unified Monitoring and the Program of Inventory of Law-Compliance by Homeowners of Unified Purposes (Fsem Pizdec). The management of FSM PIZDEC should be transferred to a separate structure approved by the Government of the Russian Federation.
The cost of connecting to the FSEAM PIZDEC is determined by the authorized body of the subject of the federation.

In the forum, they are trying to determine the distance before the explosion by video.

svlg: About the distance of 300 meters is possible. But if the sound wave immediately after the explosion spread at a supersonic speed, the distance is slightly greater.
It is hardly more than 600 meters.

alone: A sound wave with a supersonic speed? Cute shit...

We are discussing whether we need scratch or not.
Boss: Well we didn’t try. Try it, maybe you will like it.
I didn’t try to fuck it either.

I was sitting in the car, waiting for a girl near the fifth-storey Chruščov. Two types of years pass by me for 50 each. They approach the house and start calling their friend. He finally went out to the balcony. In view of their peers. This is the conversation between them:
...
How did you play last time?
Why didn’t you come here to play football?
My wife did not let
2 of the types: Yes, we lost. Something broke my heart. I left before.
Should go to the doctor
Two of them: I went. The doctor told me to be careful. I say, how long can I play? Which one to play? You can’t whistle in the whistle now.
His friend almost fell from the balcony. I didn’t have a place to fall, I was sitting in the car.)

Letter on Soap

Can a man in a relationship with one girl be super faithful, and meeting with another - to betray?
and easily. Men are just like people.

She: Almost like people, although it’s hard to believe.

I mean, you are a homecoming!
He: Because so beautiful people do not appear naturally.

She: And you ever had that after the first phrase got something heavy on the head and didn't have time to say the second part of the prepared joke?