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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №129999
 27.06.2016
20695, stop drinking glass in the morning, your brain is already damaged. Your word does not become a law, so your requirement and your legal requirement are two big differences. Or, if you ask someone to dance and he refuses, will it also be a violation of the law?

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №129998
 27.06.2016
Debt-moralist in the friendship registered, such a pace soon the deputies will become... Give a new troll, this has already tired.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129997
 27.06.2016
Study what and where it can be inserted - well, for example, a crop. I don’t like the smell of Colorado. And we bomb in a machine, like an accelerator, each other.

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Reminds me of an old joke. Do you know how ships are made in bottles? Take a bunch of details, well there are matches, sails and so on. They put all this in a bottle, pour glue and shake for a long time. As a result, there are all sorts of items, sometimes ships.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129996
 27.06.2016
The queen of puppies >: Anka after yesterday’s run barely sneezes. )))))
Mother of heroin >: Why is it suddenly? She told me she was running every night.
The queen of the puppies >: So she ran on the runway, and yesterday she, bold and beautiful, was taken to the park. When I got up in the morning, she said, “It turns out that I have muscles on my legs that I didn’t even know. My life did not prepare me for that and I fell back. The father is angry and promises not to take her to Sochi, because, I quote, " suddenly she will go to the sea, and the pool did not prepare her for it."

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №129995
 27.06.2016
20692 is not even a troll, but an infantile from the Chamber of Merchants and Weights, the most selected copy... Culture to send a mother, referring to some urgent affairs, she can not, she is on the first whisper... Daughter, to me! and nearby! To dig my daughter. To dig, I said, the infection is disobedient! You are smart, daughter!
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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129994
 27.06.2016
A potato with genes? Let go!

Are there genetic selectors? Add to this miracle the butter gene and I will cook and eat such a potato!

Zzz: If you add the gene to the pot with boiling water, you can not even boil.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №129993
 27.06.2016
See also "Friends" This is when your "unwritten" rules become "written" - then you will be caught up to people. And for the time being, you will be friends with your morality only before you are dumb in the roof, and the police will most likely add! Safe patrol for you.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129992
 27.06.2016
to this:
Chunga Changa! You forgot to surrender!
Strangely enough, the guy realized that they were addressing him.
When we were in Zanzibar, we discovered that Chunga Changa is the name of a local orange, green and sour. In translation, it means a young, vigorous, full of strength. So if the Negro was from those corners and spoke Swahili, then he understood the address quite well and probably even perceived it as a compliment.)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129991
 27.06.2016
In the USSR, there were three Marsers - one GMO, the second with goat legs and a teenage figure, and the third in short shorts. All of them drove on self-blocking locks, and in the evenings they bathed their heterosexual children in pesticide baths.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129990
 27.06.2016
All such lovers of "natural" I offer a drink of curare. Eat some pale puddles. It’s natural – and it’s useful!

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by Dada! My mother has medicines and so on. - this is the grass, it is harmless, it is useful. Mom, I say, I’m smoking now, it’s almost grass? And let me move onto another grass - it's natural, useful.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129989
 27.06.2016
sb: "As a result of the rush, the earth failed and a fountain of feces of several floors arose. The flow of sewage water slipped along the roadway, demolishing the fence, flooding the gardens and houses of local residents. The sewage river overcame more than a kilometer and went through the floodwater into the sea.

MW: You have to look for profit in everything. All gardens and beds are fertilized free of charge.

WF: Here is it. Only, in terms of free, you are wasted... Next month all the bills will come...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129988
 27.06.2016
2069, did you have anything there, borsunov for morality?
In truth, everything that is not expressly forbidden is permitted. There are rules of public order, they cannot be violated. Anything in these rules is possible. If there is no sign prohibiting lying on the lawn, you can lie there. I don’t like it, PNJ. No one is obliged to follow your rules and will not. Give them all to your hotels. Your task - saw the offence "push in the whistle". No more than that. You have no right to demand anything from someone.
How can you stop something you don’t like? He came and was sent far away. Next What? The dress? You will be sent to the same place - they will not be able to draw up a protocol in the absence of a crime. Do you force? Well, you take into account that you can suffer yourself, and this is just a violation of the same order and the protocol you can already get.
Therefore whisper in the teeth, and push your puritanism deeper.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129987
 27.06.2016
20695, friend, you are figs, you must have a document where your rights and duties are written. Read it and calm down. Your task is to prevent violations of the law and order, and morality and other things have nothing to do with it. Remember this when the next one in response to your comment will give in the mouth (the friend is not an official person, not when performing, you can fucking).

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129986
 27.06.2016
Our favorite troll, a champion of the dress code of swimsuits and boots, a ban on cameras and naked children, made a friend)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №129985
 27.06.2016
90s, I got into the basement at 1.5 years, so the kindergarten for me was the norm, I didn't bring any problems to my parents, I was like everything, etc. But! As we got into the group girl Natasha, her bed was adjacent to mine, that is, we slept together. Natasha bite me in her sleep for an hour. He just lies smelling and then bites!!! I complained to my mom, she taught me that you should not talk to Natasha and that only bad girls do that! I honestly tried to speak, to explain, until in another dream. For an hour she did not bite me very hard, almost biting a piece of meat from my hand, blood was poured...it was very painful! I woke up when I was pulled away by the teacher, and in my hands I had a branch of her white hair, as I then found myself, I pushed her out of the bed and pushed her head into the closet, and the door beat her tooth, knocked out her front tooth. Her dad tried to register me until my hands showed me.Natasha did not come to us anymore. And why did I stay away...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №129984
 27.06.2016
- I am generally sick today after my birthday, I did not want to go to work, but then I thought how you would hate me when I had to call all the clients.
and AGA. I directly represent. Sorry, we cannot deliver your order today because we have forgotten the courier. We cannot fired him for that. Because he’s our manager"))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129983
 27.06.2016
Now my children help me with this - my daughter, even at the graduation, did not prefer a half of potatoes to a rotten holiday.

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It’s not even a fat, but a spherical troll.)
How are you entering the door?

Although the children whose shades are overlooked here may behave.
Okay let’s break.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №129982
 27.06.2016
4 soldiers and a flag were sent to work outside the territory of the military unit. After the works ended, the flag built the fighters and considered: Once, Two, Three, Four. We were five. Where is the fifth? Looking for the fifth. Give up. It takes 10 minutes. Again the construction, the same story, the team “Remove. Looking for the fifth.” After the third construction, one fighter says, Comrade, let me count, and you get in order. He thinks, “Once, two, three, four, and showing yourself – FIVE. The flag approaches this fighter, hangs his head and says, “Yes, we’ve been looking for you, shit, for half an hour!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129981
 27.06.2016
In the real world, people also buy clothes for some reason, guided by beauty rather than functionality. But for some reason, Wassermann's jacket with a bunch of pockets for two thousand rubles causes laughter, and a expensive business suit for twenty thousand, where there is enough space for two nostrils and a smartphone - respect.

Yyy: Tola, you just don’t know how to wear costumes, admit.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129980
 27.06.2016
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Before what age of the child the father has the right to wash his daughter (in the bathroom, in the shower, in the bath, etc.), and from what age will it be considered pedophilia?
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Everyone is different, you will feel when you stop bathing. There is no criterion here. And to call pedophilia... people, enough to support paranoids, paranoids - sick unhappy people.

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