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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128459
 23.05.2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxh: in the sense I wanted to say that I am polished by the high confidence shown to me, but I do not feel the strength in myself for such feats))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128458
 23.05.2016
I downloaded a new version of torrent. I try to establish. I quote :
It is an older one (!) version of the program. restart and try again.

:D
Does each of them have an upgrade older than the previous one?

The Mysterious Story of Benjamin Torrent

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128457
 23.05.2016
With her husband, after the trial:
Next time you will feel more confident.
WOW: Is that why?
The first time it went well, nobody ate you there.
WOW: Ah... The Hawaiian Cook didn’t eat either from the first time, at first they were quite friends with him...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №128456
 23.05.2016
How to recognize Kazanova. How to tie a man. How to behave on a first date. 10 things you should not do after sex. 10 signs he doesn’t want to marry you. At the same time, the tongues of no one seemed to have dried up, and at any moment you can take it and ask: do you not want to marry me? Suddenly he answers. Is it little. Suddenly a man speaks. But then the mystery disappears, the intrigue grows, it becomes boring to live.

N. Belushin

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №128455
 23.05.2016
The xxx:
not seen
I look at the comp.
YYY :
So how?
The xxx:
Not adding to comp.
drunken
YYY :
:D
The xxx:
by Rzesz
YYY :
It is funny, Hole. The real danger of any action.
I wanted, for example, to go to the tea to put, no, I didn't have time - drunk

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128454
 23.05.2016
xxx : Dear colleagues, please tell me, smoked this vobler in color 703, for which it is more suitable conditions and working color.
UUU: Honestly, I’t smoke voblers, no matter what color and size they are. And in general, as they say, this is the vobler of all times and peoples. Catch what you have and you will be happy.
xhhh : ))) with the keyboard phone not quite friends... Sometimes letters scratch... thank you for the information,

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128453
 23.05.2016
Targitaj: If I’m spit in the back, I’m ahead of everyone.
Tailgunner: Or you’ve been laid face down.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №128452
 23.05.2016
Theme is so. All men have a stand in the morning, right? The morning changes the night all over the earth every minute. In other words, there is a wave of standing on the ground. Live with it and participate as much as possible.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №128451
 23.05.2016
- in the bizarre valleys of Mosel, where the same romanticism was born, which later led to the flourishing of poetry and literature in the early 19th century in Russia
In the valley of Mosel, Karl Marx was born.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №128450
 23.05.2016
Only in 1947 was the position of a man abolished in England, who was to shoot from a cannon when Napoleon Bonaparte entered England.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128449
 23.05.2016
I have a family business: I, my wife, my son... even at a minimum for a year, there is a very decent amount of money... I pay and I pay... and yeah, I understand and I see very well that the pocket is one...

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128448
 23.05.2016
In 1920, on the initiative of V.I. Lenin, the State Commission for Electrification of Russia (GOELRO) was created, as a result of which DniproGES was built.
Since April 2016. This station is no longer Lenin’s name. Ukraine said that the station has always been there and Lenin is not involved.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128447
 23.05.2016
From the discussion of history on Zadooba!li:

The xxx:
In fact, any action to bring yourself in order is inappropriate to do publicly.

YYYY :
- Messie, you have a harp out of a broken width!
I can’t fix it yet. I need to be alone for that!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №128446
 23.05.2016
Denticulus: You can buy solutions of nucleotides and collect corn from sources.
ZvookieJoo: On which platform is it easier to get together?
Direvius: On Earth 2016.
Radiocity is banal. Mars 2030 is worth a try.
xgarfieldx: They say that in six months all will be transferred to Earth in 2017. Can compulsory update be turned off?
BlackRaven86: How to wrap corn under the...
hdfan2:... the non-black land zone of Russia.
MiXaiL27: © N. S. Khrushchev

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128445
 22.05.2016
xxx: And I am funny to hear that space science is useless, especially from those people who consider marketing and public relations to be useful sciences.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №128444
 22.05.2016
Everyone probably has a colleague who is late to work every day, justifying that today such traffic jams, such traffic jams, have never been!

In general, this colleague fell an unclosed backpack, and a time management book fell out of it. It was uncomfortable to laugh and not to laugh.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128443
 22.05.2016
How much do you know about "ambulance"? First I wanted to get into the shit. And then I thought - well he, these local "sick"...they know everything better.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128442
 22.05.2016
I have now "MasterCard" Previously "VisaElectronic" was - the retreat is complete.

Wow: And I have a Visa Gold, somehow got the stock. Believe the Good! You are fantastic!

Zzz: And I have a Spanish-language map of Latvia, issued and bought in Berlin. This is really fantasy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128441
 22.05.2016
xxx: I remembered an old fairy tale about how a server landscape was arranged in one company.

A pair of servers with key indicators were deployed in the old VAZ-2104.
The inspection arrived, the prepared fighter cut the wires and departed in the woods through a black course.

[ + 22 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128440
 22.05.2016
What nonsense, the river Dnieper and the city also Dnieper, as possible - the residents of Moscow are sincerely outraged.

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