My wife is studying as a teacher. She practices in 2nd grade. Among the students is one nence, a real, from the tundra. She gives the task: make two sentences with the word "cow". Check how it is done. Who fed the cow, who fed it, who fed it, and who drank it? It is the turn of a notebook with the task of a small ninja. First sentence: I used milk from a cow’s breasts. And the second proposition: I slaughtered the cow.

When I just arranged to work on the railway, I was not able to remember the simplest signal, how the fire alarm signal is delivered, I was all the time confused and mistaken in the tests. But there was an old mechanic who immediately explained to me once and for all how this signal is given: "Remember, the fire alarm is always with you, you have one in your pants - one long, two short!"

Comfortable though.

The knowledgeable IT'schnik shared on the day: It turned to them the management of TOO buy-sell. They performed on the wave of crisis optimization of personnel - dismissed the courier. The courier, who collected primary documents on their points, was taken to the accounting office of the head office and killed in 1C. The chief accountant is the only one who has no time to do this.



They came, they said, “The programmers. Let us delay the transfer of the first from the entornet points to the 1C office. Preferably with a simple, one-button menu - pressed and everything merged.



conducted an examination. We found out: on the periphery of the accounting program varied, somewhere and just dumb Excel. Historically it happened. It is not possible to automatically merge data from them - different codes in reference books of legal entities, goods, etc. We proposed a standard option - the implementation of the 1C network. TOO'shka's rejection is a crisis, expensive, plus it is necessary to partially update the computer fleet.



We also thought, we proposed a costly budget decision - to make in the office 1C a correspondence block of references of peripheral systems so that it could be merged. But! A staff unit of the administrator will be required to accompany him daily. The management agreed. The admin accepted the former courier.

D: According to the belief, most marriages concluded in the high year are doomed to failure.

D: It is very symbolic to play the wedding on July 6, because this day is considered Kissing Day.
In numerology, 6 is a lucky number.

M: 666+666+666+6+6+6 years 6+6^0 months 6 numbers. This is if you have signs.)

"Sit, sit!" - likes to joke the chief of the colony, passing by the zecks sitting on the bench.

The pharmacy, the line.
Grandma, pretty loud and clear: - I have a medicine for hemorrhoids. But not expensive.
Here are the candles. Two pieces a day, insert in the morning and at night.
Where to insert?
The pharmacist, somewhat embarrassed: In the hole where hemorrhoids.
Grandma: In what one?
Pharmacist: Do you have two of them?
Grandma: I have two! All normal people have two. Do you have one?
The pharmacist: I have one! Then, realizing that the grandmother is confusing, she clarifies: - What is it that hurt you, grandmother?
Grandma, angry, goes on to shout: I say to you, Gemma! Here (showing just above the nose) everything is stuck, I can’t breathe!
The curtain...

When peaceful Arab migrants look at European gay parades, they will realize that not only women can be raped.

The Hateful Eight Tarantino's fresh movie - in my opinion a masterpiece
I saw the disgusting eight today :) broke up on the road and created a traffic jamming

XXX: A boy runs to a store, for example. Suddenly — saw a beautiful girl, stopped, the heart with a spike and boom about the chest. Everything, falling in love, thinking, and that’s just inertia.

19285: I understand that I did not satisfy your hopes, but this is not a reason to give in to the influence of your family and close people and thus throw away your feelings, thinking that the next man will be better.

I have been in this situation several times, and this is what I will tell you... At each breakup I heard: “I am the best, you just ate and don’t understand, but soon you will understand what all nonsense is, and you will go back to ask, but each next was better than the previous, because you learn from mistakes.

My feelings are no reason to wipe my feet. I’d rather bite myself in the back of my neck, but I’t turn into a cloth. A good word "cooled", much more successful than "saved by escape" or "expelled by a bad butt".

I still encountered a man who does not require a second chance, but dares to live right away, thinks before it, and then is ready to take responsibility for his actions. I hope your disappearance finds itself.

The working phone.
Hello, my name is Dmitry, I listen to you.
No, you’ve got the wrong number.
I am yes? So sorry then.
I put a phone. And I understand that something is wrong...

History of 19285. A few years is a lot. for the relationship. For the expectation. You said that the girl wanted to build a family with you, but you mature only after separation. So why are you breaking now? It is his fault!

Sophia is a very popular name. So popular that they even called Catherine II.

Here is an interesting observation. There are rabbits in a public place (I am not going to discuss this phenomenon at all, but I want to highlight one moment). And if you look at their composition, it turns out that most of them are people with iPhones. That is, the percentage of iPhonizers among rabbits, and the percentage of rabbits among iPhonizers is higher than in fans of other brands.

Here is another. In some public place, you hear someone listening to music on their gadget. He really listened, and everyone around him. You look — and again it will probably be a person with an iPhone. And headsets are standard - the guarantee is almost 100%. And again - if you look at people with other devices, then they have headsets bought separately, and the outside sound almost does not penetrate.

Problems with the phone? (from hardware to software) It is likely to be an iPhone again. And even broken screens are most often with them again.

I’ve never been an epplophobic or a hater, but a strange trend. The device is three times more expensive than the same from other firms (and an order more expensive than the economy options), but their owners behave... I don't know how to express more tactically... in a low-cost way?

I add :
It is simple:
I’ve never been an epplophobic or a hater, but a strange trend. The device is three times more expensive than the same from other firms (and an order more expensive than the economy options), but their owners behave... I don't know how to express more tactically... in a low-cost way?

And also in credit take almost only iPhones, not Samsung or HTC different. Why is? Because of the brand, status and other social niches. We live in society and love to be no worse than others. Better to be even cooler. No one is to blame, nothing is to blame.

My sony was one and a half years old and I thought it was terrible that his paint was slightly flying away from the sides. Time has passed a little, and a couple of strikes on the cage is nothing. But when my acquaintance after six months the iPhone became similar to the consequences of a nuclear war, I realized how wrong I was.

How is it better to clean the pipidastre?

YYY: with a daclone stroke. Not very three!

xxx: David Bowie's audio recording - Blackstar was removed from public access due to the copyright holder's appeal
Where can I listen to it now?
Yyy: In Paradise

XXX: Detected larvae of an individual claiming "Why are you tired of the decree? You’re sitting at home all day and doing nothing!

Wow: This is one of the things that cannot be understood, only felt. I also once laughed at a friend's joke that in a small decree you can still find time to come together, and a bigger one - no time. Now I know it wasn’t a joke...

There are two computers in our department. Both are Ivan.

A new version of the working software has been released, and users do not have the rights to independently install it, a special person must come and apply an admin password.

Open space for 20 people, computer practitioners walk from comp to comp. Voice from the corner:

Ivan can you?

One of the computer workers answers: “Yes, now Ivan will come!” and he leaves the office. I did not immediately realize that he behaved quite logically and there was nothing strange about his actions.

Falcon4uk: Because of these bugs now when I did not shave for weeks two (I have a beard growing), I ask everyone - "And you that, in the hipsters submitted". Pizzeria

Step 3: Get rid of your mouth immediately. Hipsters do not hit the mouth. They do not even have modified phrases for this, such as maffina, switch or fresco.

G500: Why is it? Faispanch is coming. Example: Today I met a neighbor with a beard, asked if he did not go to the hipsters too, in response received a facespanch.

ValitovDenis: These padls leave for normal men less and less opportunities to live a normal, peaceful life.