The mortgage is good when there is a guarantee that you will be able to pay it in any case - whether you will work or not, you will be healthy or sick - you will have to pay. And without options.
yyy: "Ipoteque" is written with one "p" :-)
zzz: So the horse storage, too, is a bad thing.

One thing is the laws of the market, another is the concept of the bazar.

The irony of fate or...

A little over a year ago, Alexey bought an apartment in our house. The man is a former (if of course there are) heavy athlete. Even when moving, he probably pulled a dozen stings and stings to himself.
Well, in general, about six months we lived somewhat restlessly - Alexey was regularly drunk and tried to sing. I think at 4 o’clock in the morning to hear behind the door “A tree tree was born in the woods” with a silent voice... Unfortunately something to do – well you understand. The police were called, tried to talk to him while he was sober - all hopeless. Just pulled my hand. And in the evening, some people sang some good children’s song. The reason for his drinking told us one of the guards of the neighbor with our house bar. A wife and a four-year-old child were in an accident with a fatal outcome after which Alexei drank, went into debt, sold an apartment in Moscow, bought in the Moscow suburb, and continued to quash. I agree, it was more than six months ago.

A few days ago I met Alexei (the schedule of my work usually does not allow anyone to meet - when everyone at work I sleep), shaved, in clean clothes, the look is alive again, a lady from the neighboring entrance goes by. They talked.

In general, in his next drink, Lozha got a little confused by the entrances and climbed to his 4th floor. The key to the door did not come. It does not open now - it will open in the morning decided Alexey and lay under the door.
Have you tried to open the door if it was supported by a bunch of kilos so much as 100 in excess? And if the torso is still upset in the dream, what is it pushed? What if the job needs to run away? My son in the garden? What if you are also a strong single woman with a son in her arms? The only solution is to call the police.

The police arrived, two people. They tried to convince Leah to slip from the door. On that, Losha did not wake up and smashed a 5-ruble coin in front of their eyes (his favorite focus) and went to sleep.

Of course, when he woke up he was very embarrassed, but the lady was late to work and take her son to the garden, and there was no sense in the idea - Losha woke up at 10 a.m. (not without the help of the police, of course). Apologized for a long time. And apologize came later, with flowers, candy, and so on.

Now Alexei does not drink, he works as a security guard in the same bar in which he used to quasile, he gets good because 1 Lecha is equal to three security guards from other shifts, and nobody in the sight of Lecha did not try to push the right in the style of "Who are you at all?“”

And Svetlana already has a noticeable stomach. She took her first child out of the garden.

We are delighted with them and look forward to adding them to their family. And children's songs Alexey knows and sings them well... only loudly :-)

Judging by the new cartoons, Charlie Hebdo is again a surplus of journalists.

Juju: What happened to Egor? Circles under the eyes!
Mazenrad: It’s all about lack of sleep.
Juju: It’s more like bluffs after a fight.
Mazenrad: So at first he didn’t fill the strawberries, then the sugar didn’t fill... His buyers stopped.

AAA: Do you have a "trainer" for sex
I don’t know how to find a trainer :(
I obviously dislike people, I do not know how to communicate with guys, like a girl, I am a guy in the board.
Ggg: I am a misanthropist, a cynic, a skeptic, an atheist, and therefore a obviously unpleasant grandmother XD

Comments on the tracker to the book Anonymous Author "Authors":
Q: Where are the closets and contents?
A: Sign the protocol first.

Patriarch Kirill saw in Russian mass film the cause of degradation.
Have you looked in the mirror?

xxx: OZON sent me an offer in the mail to buy a series of books "Public, cheap and tasty table" with a 20% discount.
XXX: at the price of 59432 rubles!!! to

Outsider: Marty McFly, ha! Imagine the untouched faces of people who will excavate Futurama in a thousand years!

True, there is a period of age when children try to eat everything they see, even parents severely bite.

At this point, please don’t give them that rabbit from which the whole cheese bar started.

Is the great neuroscientist Oliver Sacks dying? Humanity, wherever you look, prepare liquid nitrogen! If the brain is frozen in clinical death, then the brain that will be able to tell scientists after freezing up, which other screws, hormones and amino acids need to be twisted, so that everything works as it should!

<@ufir> the artist who grabbed his eggs to the red square today set fire to the door of the FSB
<minimus> cut off the ear
<minimus> wondering why he’s not in a dumb still
<@ Átha4oPT Átha> Artist can be offended by anyone

Under the USSR, people had confidence in tomorrow.
Where is the USSR?

All paid services, beer at the bar, etc. Just recorded on the number. No need to carry money at all. My husband and I only had the pleasant feelings of staying in this hotel.
Did you leave without paying? It is :)

Sitting but in the public council of ROSzdravnadzor, the local anti-alcohol organization on both sides is trying to read a lecture on how it is harmful to drink instead of a speech on the topic. The main activist makes the argument:
All people are born sober.
Representative of the trade union, former anesthesiologist:
You think so, that’s not all. :)

The router is blocked because of Daria Donzova. Here's what hatred eyo fucking on the router was dragged and corrupted the site deafly. Be cursed by this old rat Dasha with her shit books for imbeciles of all sexes and ages.

Good movies, high-calorie actors... You could have made a good movie...

YYY: O_o maybe they are colourful?

I have the opposite story. I recently realized that a 10-year-old child was silent in the room. I go in and ask what he is doing.

And he, it turns out, on the newly installed 10, encountered a Minecraft installation bug from the Store and turned to support. In general, they were there with some pepper from the Irish, it seems, the MSFT office something there jointly solved and it was established.

I don’t even know what to be surprised more—that the child has learned English enough to explain with the engineer in a chat, or that this engineer has been patiently digging through the system in remote Russia for an hour to fix the toy (and he did!)

Stahash: Specifics of the Internet
You ask a specific question, and you are told how to live in general ;D