I liked a new employee. I wore her for two weeks. The girl’s heart ice is melted. On Saturday she agreed to go to the cinema with me. On Friday, she brought to work a phone with an apple purchased the day before. I admired and admired them for half a day. Until I noticed the apple was bitten on the other side... That’s why I asked her about it? In short, there will be no dates, and I am the enemy number one :(

Do you stick your webcams too? Are you for security?

Alexey bird: yeah, yeah, you’ll see how I tremble and what?? to

What if they are registered and sent to work?

Alexey bird: Yes, but what is that? But if they get to see how I get rid of it, that’s another matter.

O times, O morals!

A 63 year old acquaintance.
He goes to the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist:
Give me a spice!
What?! O_O
Give me a spice! In boxes or plates, any. If you don’t, I’ll go to another pharmacy.
Who advised you and for what?
At work, they advised, the name of the medicine is written, but the paper remains at home. My back hurts, give me something.
Maybe you find it?
What a difference, it would help.

From the discussion of the Warcraft trailer on the hickey
"...Orcs don’t look natural."
Blade to! Where did these people see the orcs to claim that they didn’t look natural in the trailer?

The internet is like that. You read the comments, you think, “Some idiots!” you start to argue with them and you do not notice how one idiot has become more.

XXX is yo-ho!
A bottle of rom?
I almost set up vpn-adblock!
XXX: I fixed it.
xxx: and almost set up a one-sided deploy of this good with an update
xxx: L2TP+IPsec VPN with transparent privoxy
xxx: with AdblockPlus filters
xxx: it is so that on mobile do not put adblock proxy
xxx: because frankly - FF on Android - such a shit
Chromium does not know adblock.
yyy: You viewed the miniature - admin on vacation )))

Ekaterina
And in the hospital when they were lying and in the camp, they had to put a triangular pillow.
Yuri
This is so that when you feel like Napoleon, you can quickly take any pillow and put on your head.

XXXX is not. I have a phone with a rotor sensor. If there is no place to recharge, it strengthens the battery. All Androids are built in.
YYYY He just charges the neighbor’s perforator

Find someone who will help you overcome your weaknesses and shortcomings.
The one with whom you will go forward.
Commander of the company?

"Procurators will discuss in Sochi methods of combating terrorism "
In Sochi and fool can, you in Magadan try.

To the madness of the brave we sing a song,
Madness is simple – we give a certificate.

From the client’s note:

In the face:
What kind of plan do I mean? We come from the associations we have written.
The main word is “mysterious” and a little less important “romantic.” I repeat the colors: mysteriously green, mysteriously blue, and mysteriously purple. They have some other name, I don't know it, you can find them by that name.

I would like to keep a human skull at home. Separated from the body and the skin ;)
Can I do this without violating the laws of the Russian Federation? And if I can’t, what exactly threatens me to store my skull?

YYY: It seems to be legal. It depends on whether you picked it from a pathologist or extracted it yourself from false people.

What you shouldn’t do is look for a black mammoth in a dark room.

XXX: Yes, it is there, say as it is.
yyy: you need to eat slowly, chewing each piece 33 times (mama said in childhood)))))

Comment on the news about the choice of a princess in a Japanese school for boys:
The elections are elections, the samurai are pydors!! to

I read a quote from a year ago:

Roman: a friend paid attention to the fact that the hryvnia most often stabilized to the dollar on the numbers of Fibonacci - 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. The forecast is 21 :)

That’s why, Chloe, you were right. It lasted a long time at 21, and now it is up again. So I am for what. Tell us, humanitarian fools, what is the next number?

Mothers give you freedom.
............

I do not know. My grandmother didn’t give me freedom: don’t go there, don’t touch it, don’t do it... No freedom. The limitations alone. You are just lucky with your shoes =)

This is:
There was, or was not, from the fifth mouth of the quote.

One day in the universe we sat at a lecture on criminology. The teacher monotonously told something not very interesting about the tactics of interrogating witnesses. And suddenly in the middle of the lecture something breaks into the audience with a gun or a knife, pulls the student from the first part and pulls him out into the corridor. Everyone is in shock. And the teacher also calmly and monotonously says that we get the leaflets and describe the attacker. It is worth saying that of the 50 present at the lecture, no one even approached the truth in the description of the "attacker". Personally, I was sitting in the front rows, and my description was so far away that when the “attacker” entered the audience to compare descriptions, it was very embarrassing.

The book "Ordinary Wonders", the Soviet edition, explained things that people considered to be supernatural. The blue cover. There was still experience not at a lecture, but at a meeting of scientists: in the neighboring room training was conducted either by circus, or by theaters, the finish is interesting, read too.

Commentary on the trailer of the game, with a hanging hammer about the Russian special forces

I am the Russian, the son of the special forces, believe there they don't have everything as well as shown in the video, mainly used beards and bulls in the officers of the nobility, there are snails and muskets, and the new ones they see only during a restless sleep in the cascade caves.