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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120392
 09.11.2015
of vegetarianism.
I fear that as children play with rabbits, the rabbit would be much happier if he were just killed and eaten.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120391
 09.11.2015
XXX: and right now I would be very pleased with big lunch sex))))

YYY: At the time you wrote this, the boss entered the office.
I think I’ll have big lunch sex now.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120390
 09.11.2015
The epic file. During the summer I spent two weeks in Bulgaria. And there on the beach you can "top" swimsuit dress without embarrassment, and sunny topless girls also surprise no one. A couple of days after the arrival, friends called to the beach near Sestrorecko, the weather was excellent, July. By changing clothes, I remove the lift with the usual movement.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120389
 09.11.2015
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When you start helping a user with a comp, he begins to thumb.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120388
 09.11.2015
9 out of 10 popular websites send personal data to third parties without the user’s knowledge. The commentary:
9 out of 10 friends send your personal data to third-party sources without your knowledge or permission. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №120387
 09.11.2015
I teach my three-year-old daughter to read (I didn’t even hear about the cartoon at the time):
Read the word.
Daughter – P...O – PO, N...I-NI by Ni-Poni
Sleep after work week - What does this word mean?
Pony is like a little horse.
P is sleeping.
They are multi-colored - White, black, brown
P is sleeping.
D-Red, pink and purple
P (knowing that something is wrong)
They have horns, horns and wings.
P (understanding that the purple creature with copits, horns and wings - the nifiga is not a Pony, convulsively trying to wake up) - And what do they do?
They want to be friends!
P (fearfully, remembering all the stamped American and Japanese horror films about children with whom ALL beings want to be friends) - And where did you see them? Did they talk to you?
D (reasonably) Daddy I saw them on TV. They are painted. They cannot talk to me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120386
 09.11.2015
JetPack Aviation has unveiled the JB-9 jet suitcase.

Jaybee Rack - Wear and Eat!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120385
 09.11.2015
XXX: Who is Bieber?

yyy: It sounds like a prototype of the pager, but I may be mistaken...


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120384
 09.11.2015
XXX: The trouble is that the old girls are really attractive to something.
YYY: This is what is attractive.
YYY: You start thinking she’s not anonymous. It is personality. There are no more such as her. She is an exemplar.
YYY: In fact, this is a serial model with a defect. The printing is enormous. The discharge is big.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120383
 09.11.2015
L: How are you?
I’m driving my best friend :(
Q: Are you at the airport?
No, in the bar

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120382
 09.11.2015
Why is it fried. My mom and friends in childhood cried at my mom’s doctor because they ate a chocolate rabbit. Then the figurative design was not so popular and familiar, so the rabbit on the cake seemed to the children an extinct value!)
It is all a matter of habit. If the child saw meat only in the boiler, he will not identify the meat with the rabbit, but if the child saw fruit only like, for example, the purple, he will begin to play with the apple, deciding that it is a ball or something like that. True, there is a period of age when children try to eat everything they see, even parents severely bite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120381
 09.11.2015
@l0ldbl00d: The package package is not a bourgeoisie, but an incapsulation!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120380
 09.11.2015
XXX: The trouble is that fucking babies are really attractive to something
Yyy: That’s what is attractive.
YYY: You start thinking she’s not fucking. She is personality.
YYY: There are no more like her. She is an exemplar.
YYY: In fact, this is a serial model with a defect. The printing is huge. The discharge is also huge.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120379
 09.11.2015
Tagged 18763
Yes, I agree, gambling is bad. You are also doing nonsense. Here is :
A person needs to do something heavy, take a couch to the country, move things in the apartment, meet from the station, take it to the hospital. What do ordinary people do? Calls to friends. What does a gamer do? He calls the taxi, the delivery, the carrier. - No, just ordinary people call the taxi service, the delivery, etc., to exploit friends - disgusting, and not everyone has them. Not because of the game, but for a number of other reasons. Gamblers just have a lot of friends - they often arrange meetings and drinks of fellow clans.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120378
 09.11.2015
- In the menu "PUSH", all programs, 1C:Enterprise...
What a shot? I am a programmer!? to

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120377
 09.11.2015
Is Captain America a Republican or a Democrat?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120376
 09.11.2015
I am a guy anywhere!! to
What is it? ? ? ? ? ? ?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120375
 09.11.2015
Max - Monster
I bought new headphones today.
A blue-pressed man enters the payment terminal
Gets the mint stool, swirls - the machine plays it back.
He is there again, the machine is back.
And so several times
He approaches the seller and says, “What kind of shit?” I have already hit five hundred rubles there, and he shows me zero.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120374
 09.11.2015
The xxx:
How does malware get to the server?
How does it distinguish servers from workstations?
How does it start with noexec?
Which RFC describes the Trojan format for Linux and FreeBSD?
If each file has its own key, how will the attacker find out the list of keys needed to send it?
YYYY :
How does malware get to the server?
Tagged with.deb
and :)
and ZZZ:
Where to go in Hazard?? to
by www:
Gather yourself as a small. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №120373
 09.11.2015
The will of fate took me to a nightclub to take a photo for Halloween. I stand, shoot the stacks of grimmed vampires and zombies... Here by me passes an impressive lady))) purposefully so goes. A minute passes....And the boxer flies out of the hall... Years like 25 from the family... Then the lady comes out and with the words "what, b@&@tt, in the dress you say...." It makes such a blow that the boy goes to the knockdown.... (the city is our military and this is obviously a husband and officer)...The guard so respectfully whispered....And the lady, with the words "home you can’t appear...." Quietly left the club.....

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