The chicken is burned. Now it is no longer Bush’s feet, but Obama’s feet.

IT company employee: "All the flexibility of the software in rubber coil"

Positive PSTO

I go over my cat. That she is smart, we know for a long time - she notices some actions behind us and tries to repeat (open the door with a pen, push the closed blinds to look out the window, etc.).) is
Recently, a new chip appeared: in August, we were born small (now 1.5 months), so the cat, looking at how we are fighting with the child, began to drag soft toys from the shelves (woman collects) to their dishes - eat, say, family! and :)

I have a primary school in Oldenburg, which is on the street of the Proletarian Dictatorship. I don’t even know what to say about this.

The father of two children has made it clear that the life of parents does not revolve only around the children and their wishes. And there are also your wishes, needs and opportunities. And that doesn’t mean he’s a terrible parent who doesn’t care about his children. But if one of his kids dares to hysterize about a pink iPhone instead of a white, I doubt. It owes detoxicism, it doesn’t do anything good for children. A rude man, yes, it happens. And all those who have burdened him and prophesied life in the home of the elderly, guys, you will somehow solve your childhood problems yourself. You can see who and how the childhood was. After all, if you compare children with cats. Does anyone who has pets have over them mocking? is tormenting? Dying of hunger? They will take care of them according to their capabilities and knowledge. Here is the same.

xxx: Regarding the 18516: the gaps in the morale-facting bells, although, if you read carefully, the uncle only said (although roughly in places) that the responsibility for children lies on the parents, and if the children to bite everything in the mouth and in the ass, then the selfish being will grow much worse than that which gives parents to the home of the elderly.

Walkers in general, like ninjas - always in black, come from nowhere, go to nowhere, believe that they belong to the cast of the immortals.

Victor: Today it turned out that the sandwich rule also applies to diapers... oil down!

I am looking for a job, I claim a salary twice as low as I had last year and still offer zero. Yes, the specialty is economics/finance, I agree that this is shit. Nevertheless, this is what I will tell you all: fuck it in your mouth your foreign policy, your Ukraine, Syria, if you do not notice the shit that is being made in your country.

We did not know so long ago that our cat is the most unparalleled. In fact, she was caught stealing her socks. This creature approaches the laundry dryer, stands on the back legs, removes the socks from the dryer in the front, catches and takes under the bed.
Yesterday I thought that I would have to make a documentary about the unparalleled noskead and read the chord text with the voice of Drozov. And in general, it would be good to study this animal and write a couple or three scientific papers.
Everything stalled when I realized I didn’t know how in Latin it would be "unparalleled nosecood".
And no one knows.
The Romans had no socks.
And you know why? The Romans knew that sandals on socks were a horror.

I understand that only those who do not have these same children are outraged by the post about a father and two children :D
Citizens, comrades, gentlemen... well there is truth in the words, there is! Stop making children a CULT, they are just children, they are born and entered into your family, they must accept the existing order... Of course, fanaticism on both sides endlessly hurts the child, but let us consider the average normal family. It is possible to demand "introduction", but it is necessary to burn and grow someday))) Parents guide, teach, advise, and sometimes DECIDE for the child. You can do it and they can do it. There are no children. be calm. Parents are mostly more aware.

The teacher of the Russian language opened a lombard "Patience "

Father of two children #18516 on this:

"All your claims are broken down on the matter of content. You are a kind of puppy. We may treat you well or badly, we may pay you much or little attention, we may love you very much or not very much, but the essence does not change: you depend on us, you are not able to take care of yourself, and therefore you are not equal to us. Remember this when you are going to make another claim".

Do you know what your kids and grandchildren will say in 30 years? I hope you are ready for it. My pet...What am I? When I was 50, I didn’t want to share my resources, so I just didn’t have children. I had normal cats, on four legs, not endowed with the gift of speech and therefore expressing no claims of membership. People are that, not toys. Even young people and even old people.

xxx: The unmatched nosekood is a known, familiar, and essentially harmless beast. But here I have some entity in my apartment that tires (or even eats?!) of important documents. Who is it? And what to do with him?! to

We go out with a colleague from work and meet some of his friends with a girlfriend.
The colleague:
Hi Mish. Hello to you, Masha.
The Barry:
You are a friend of Mickey, right? How do you know my name? Did Misha talk about me?
The colleague:
No, he just chooses all the girls so that they are called Masha. It’s so easy, it’s not confusing.

Along with the “Zoo” theory (the assumption that extraterrestrial life exists, knows about us, and simply observes us) I propose to introduce the “Circus Grave” theory:
Civilization has learned about us, flown, looked at us, said, “the cracked circus” and left.

It was 18511.
What 100 meters are you? The feet of the children! If there were a road, they would also bring their blood to the party!

I make a series, turn on my favorite pledge and take a cup of tea.

What if the wild wants to fuck, but no one gives?

(Masha is 37 years old)

(Two graduates of the Military and Space Academy)
Artem
by LOL! Don’t look at the "Martian" with a whimper! I haven’t seen any greater bullying over everything we’ve been taught on space themes!)))

Evgeny
by Scucòbia!! Where have you been before!! Yesterday I watched the Martian "Martian"!! I and King rotated synchronously - he was in the grave, I was on the couch!))))