Do you know who has never worked in the primitive tribes? The Shaman! Even the leader participated in the hunt (and all men were obliged to hunt), the shaman - never. Not to lose your divine power. Now they have invented Hirotonia and Grace, and you continue to carry your prey to them. They say that it is only because of them that this world still exists. Believe them. Otherwise, their world will cease to exist. You will have to extract food in the sweat of the face, and they know how to sweat, and not to extract.

The relationship with the girl suddenly became so good that for the case decided to change the bedding

YYY: I want to go on vacation... but they don’t leave at work (
Well, you are a girl – threaten them with a decree. Either you are released at the beginning of the year for 2 weeks, or you will leave yourself at the end of the year for 3!
YYY: Do you think you will agree? 😉
XX: Of course, they just have no choice.
XXX: And when they agree, you’ll need another contraceptive compensation from them! For force majeure circumstances not to affect the contract.

I read Polish journalists and... I’m confused. There are not so many fools in Poland. Is it all about journalists and politicians?
GreyCat: Waterproofers and carpenters just don't write, they don't work in other countries. Politics and journalists remain. Who needs them.

Then there will come some oligarchs and you will find that “some oligarchs are in power, do not live.”

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Is it not happiness? You are destroying my picture of the world!

I was hungry and decided to cook something. I go to the kitchen, I watch my dad rolling in front of the TV.
Tanatos: I ask – to burn something?
Tanatos: in response – yes! A couple of heretics.

The natural blonde came to sell an iPhone
xxx: 5es box ideal set for 16g
The reason for the sale: his memory ended
xxx: I sold this for 16, and I bought the same for 32 for 32 in the salon))))

My wife and I decided to diversify our sexual life. She asked me to show me how I masturbate. I make myself pleasant, covered my eyes, she watches and helps a little bit with kisses. Suddenly he breathed out:
I thought my husband was such an intelligent man. You even tremble, leaving the little one!

I got married to a wound! He was so angry that he couldn’t finish.

I understood why Solomon had so many wives.
At that time, there were no medicines for headaches.

And about the elephants, I’ll tell you another parable. Three blind elephants decided to find out what a man is. One elephant touched a man and said, “Man is something flat and wet.” The other two elephants also touched the man and agreed.

I have Daddy Mint.
(Voice in the background)
Actually a policeman.

I believe it was a carefully planned action aimed at making people who were delayed with large purchases decide to buy long-awaited TVs, washing machines, lawns and concrete mixers and welcome the New Year happy, with updates.

Yesterday, before going to bed, I sat down on the bed, knocked on each other’s legs and then lay down. The whole joke came in 30 seconds.

and darkness:
to this:
A friend at work had a story. Someone ordered new, spiked-powered expensive cartridges for the copier. Scandal for the entire office. Then it turned out that the machine ordered them itself.
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And the details of the office and the delivery address - she believed from the copied documents...
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In fact, these details are entered when registering the licensed software from the copier.

Over the years, prices, mirrors and analyses are the most disappointing.

Hi to. I am a pathologist. I have the quietest clients and the best work with people. There are a lot of offended people on the pages of this site. The sellers complain about the buyers, the buyers about the sellers, the informals about the locals, the locals about the informals. I have to say that they are all right.
The fact is that the invaluable experience I gained in the course of work suggests that 80% of people at the level of intelligence do not even reach the infusion of shoes. Stupidity is the primary cause of death, surpassing old age, illness, accidents and even wars by a good ten percent. To make my conclusions clear, I will explain the calculation method. If you failed to handle driving on an icy road and crashed, it is a car accident. If you performed this number, pressing the ice 120 km/h on a summer tire, you are a victim of your own stupidity. If you are poisoned with poor quality products, it is a pity. If you eat outdated canned foods simply because it’s a pity to throw them away, you’re stupid. If you were killed by electricity, it was an accident. If you used to turn the TV on, you are a clinical fool whose brain was dead long before the official death. If you burned in the fire, I apologize. If the fire started from the fact that you were drunk smoking in bed, well, you understood me. Every day I take out the rooted steering wheels from the ended hands of the streets, I roll into the rolls of the fools who tried to write SMS, crossing the highway, I collect, like a puzzle, debils who lighted their spark in the gasoline tank, and I crush into the grave of the idiots who tried to spire the high-voltage cable. There is no end to this, which clearly testifies to the intellectual level of the population. Don’t offend others – fools are not offended. And don’t offend others yourself – it’s not easy to connect with fools. And if you suddenly decided that you belong to the rare 20% only on the basis that you are still hanging on the ground with your ears up, then just remember: it's not you so smart, it's just fools lucky. Good luck to all, good luck, and to see you soon.

In the 1990s, people in panic bought soap, salt and light bulbs, and now - TVs, cars and apartments.
What did Putin do to the country!!! to

In Russia, people like to talk about how bad things are. And most tell so confidently how to arrange everything so that it becomes beautiful and wonderful around. And in a minute you drive with such a person in the car and on your question "Why are you breaking?" you get in response "Everyone does it". This thinking prevails in everything. They steal because everyone does. It didn’t help, because everything passed by. Why do you do "as everything"? Is it better to be a man? And let behind the signals "amateurs die behind the wheel". Let you alone wait for the green light before the pedestrian crossing, when the rest are already going to the red. Listen to your conscience and do not "do as everyone" does. Finding the guilty and envying them is a path to the abyss. And you can water me with dirt, blame me for anything, attribute anything, but maybe someone who has read this will realize that he is not alone.

And while you say that you haven’t found a house on NG, I’m sitting alone in trësk and dreaming of a good company. Better nowhere than with no one. All are good!

Comments to the article on the high level of development of thinking in crows.

These crows in the government!
Sadly the crown. They lock them.