The year 2043. Skynet sends the Terminator into the past to kill the authors of the third and subsequent parts of Terminator.

But I will take responsibility and say not only for myself:
We heterosexuals, let’s go. But the pedestrians see jealousy that gay men can get married, and they do not.

Examples of obsessive marketing:

XX: Hello to you! We are not acquainted!) My name is X. Do you know where to celebrate your birthday?
Hi :) I think I’ll smell on my birthday. Work full, deadline on the nose.
XX: I have a good offer!) Next Saturday we will open a new Tuscany Veranda on the roof at Pushkin!! There will be a great program of many performances and surprises!)) Let us celebrate I will make you a birthday table cheaper))
Wow, thank you very much! I won’t go to Moscow :)
A day later
XX: I have a good offer!) Next Saturday we will open a new Tuscany Veranda on the roof at Pushkin!! There will be a great program of many performances and surprises!)) Let us celebrate I will make you a birthday table cheaper))
UU: XX, I write in Russian: I will not go to Moscow))
XX: Hello to you!!) Will you be at the opening today? :)
Chukcha is not a reader, Chukcha is a writer? and :(

xxx: and give up sex because I consider myself a crazy pot.
XXX: The Bad Witch
Yyy: Almost started to google who is Dyrna Krodinoz

An advertisement from Google: the book "SolidWorks - design of project documentation". With the tag "18+". It seems to me that even contextual advertising professionals are beginning to guess the essence of the work on the ECSD.

She: What are you doing?
It is a cabbage tofu.
For the first time in my life, Ferguson
Are you cooking cabbage? What is complicated there?
They are not pigeons.
He: When you fuck for the first time, it doesn’t seem to be difficult either.
He: But it is somewhat exciting!

The ideal ruler in the idea of our contemporary is a hybrid of Lincoln and Hitler, who would have iron hand and mass shootings for human rights and personal freedoms.

Yesterday I took Viagra and everything got to its place.

The case was in winter. The man came to pay for a macau, opened the window and there to him from the roof splashed sougrob, right into the car. While waiting for the manager (well, it is not known what to do to the employee in such a situation), another fell, all the same in the open window. The manager came and asked the only question: "Will you pay?"

China City Report:
What happened in China and the West?
= = = is = is = is = is = is
There were 13 people (waiting until 7 p.m.), the lady was more, sat on a pool in the park and then went to worsen in the bar. There are 2 pairs)
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She arrived at 18:30, walked around both stations and found no one. I think "there and back" characterizes me not exactly as I imagined)

All the wisdom of the world is in the Internet.
In addition to making a search request.

Do you know which Bluetooth headset is really convenient?
The one you go to shower with. = = (

A friend and mother went on an excursion to the Old Ladoga - there, according to the legend, the place of burial of the Greater Oleg. The tour guide told everything in detail, mentioned the snake, which "ship in the meantime splashed", well, and about St. Louis himself. by Lado. Then we went to church. In front of her are two such modern young girls. Photograph of the icon of St. Francis. George the Victorious - well, as on the emblem of Moscow - a snake. One asks the other: is this probably the Witcher Oleg? He replied, “Well, you see a snake.

Irish journalist Brian McDonald analyzed Western press materials about Russia and concluded that many of the authors can be diagnosed with "Russophrenia". They are confident in Russia’s complete and rapid collapse and at the same time fear that Russia will conquer the whole world.

xxx: In the diffuses, however, to the outlines of all the inters, especially as their prede explained to us on the example of the reproduction of carases in the radioactive pond.

I have a cat sleeping, stepping his head into the notepad, his back legs into me, putting his front leg on my arm and confidently opening a warm bottle.
XX: I can do nothing. I am loving

Website with the text of the song from the film "The Republic of Skyd" - "A cat has four legs".

The only comment:

"1 milltos (02.09.2012 19:59)
Per the question is not on the subject, but no one will tell the site where you can order radio components to independently solder the security system for the home, for the car, so that it is not worse than the industrial in characteristics? Thank you in advance"

Why not on the subject? Directly profiled question

In general cool, the Kremlin screams about the rating of 98%, and at the same time hastily stamps laws on permission to shoot in the crowd.

I go with a girl from work.
I want something. I would eat a sandwich now.
Come and do, eat and eat.
We come, we do, we eat.

My girlfriend seems to be in the mortal combat IRL and which has been beating a single reception for a week - NEDAVALITY :(
~ ~ ~ ~
I read and remembered the joke:
The husband demands from his wife a kindness, and she does not agree. Her husband is:
So why not?
The cat...
What fucking cat?
I can’t... He’s watching.
The husband throws the cat out of the room and goes back. The Wife:
The hammer.
He’s still behind the refrigerator!
I want him to watch.