Moscovites, or the sick of the whole head, or from another planet.
XHH: I went out on Saturday at my own expense to calmly make reports and not be distracted by colleagues.
XHH: Made, sent to Moscow, to the head office, to the work mail.
After five minutes, the recipient calls me by work phone, even the number has been identified as internal, and with notes of outrage in the voice asks what I am doing at work.
XHH: From the work number, he calls me to work.
"Why are you at work?"
HH: I don’t know how to answer these questions.
I was kicked out of the house, fucking, and the office is warm and there are cookies.
YYY: Next time tell me that the gentleman forgot to take you off the battery and you couldn’t go home.

My grandmother is sitting with me in the office. She talks endlessly to the monitor, looks at papers and... sings... She sits in the headphones and just sings. Everyone is delicately silent. I do not raise my head unnecessarily.
And here she asks me "Where is the employee of such a SNILS?"
I tell her "This is what he has to replace. Number of separate paper"
What is my answer "How much do you say! Just answer my questions, why so much information?and "

There were no words...

XXX: Sitting on the frog.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: O_O

There was a time when boys of vocational age went to work in the police to not serve in the army. We had two of them in one department. The chief of them was a woman in the rank of Lieutenant Colonel - a self-sufficient one. Knowing that the guys would not go anywhere, I washed as much as I could. But the patience of the boys broke, they wanted to move, but by the efforts of the boss, they were refused, and they filed a report for dismissal. At the time of the report for 6 months. The chief was out of herself, praying that she would take their personal affairs to the military commissariat. By the way, the Oblivienkomat was through two houses from our office.
They are sad and sad.
Do you think she will go to the military?
You can expect what you want from her...
1- And let's call there on behalf of the chief doctor of the fool, let's say that our sick man fled, thinks of himself as the head of the department, and so on.

On the subject of tanks.
The clan took a shoe. 14 years, 49 percent and eight. Well the norm. Modest, shy, often drawing his head in the forehead. But once I played...
1st Tank 30 hits and make 4 shots with 4 shots – that was the beginning.
2nd Having seen in the team of the red "Orco" - scream on the entire combat chat "death to the xenophones" and rush specifically to him through the enemy’s command (at the same time silence).
Three When counting 3-8 (defeat), scream in the microphone "Remove panic"! "To the glory of the Emperor"! To make a Spartan warrior and a killer of death.
And I’m not sure of anything, but I think it’s actually kept by Omnisia!

to this:

The xxx:
The Nobel Prize will be awarded to the person who invented the silent drill.

The Nobel Peace Prize ;)

Galatea23: White received a fresh order from China in full accordance with their requests - all kinds of roundings, logos, instructions and packaging
Galatea23: He called me a knowledgeable of enemy languages—he thought he would have to explain again and again to ask me to translate for them in English, and they first understood. Here is one of two – either we and the Chinese know English well, or, most likely, I speak English like a Chinese.

The laundry was broken.
In a family with six children, this is not a problem - it is a disaster!
On the advice of a smart person, I decided to clean the filter. It was like shooting the front panel. Long slapped with the screwdriver, removed. There is no filter. I did not find him anywhere. took advantage of the opportunity, grabbed the garbage because of the machine, washed the floor there. Sadly pulled back. Luckily, I pressed the button and it earned: Yahoo!Two washes have already been removed.
She needed attention, she said. She too

Where are you, "Iskander"?
What are you "Topol"?
The "Sberbank" dollar
from 43 rubles

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When I was 12 or 13 years old, when I got out of the entrance, I always said to the grandmothers sitting on the bench, "Hello girls," and those who could hear me laughed. And that’s why I’ve never been a drug addict, a hooligan, or a criminal in my yard.

Medical consultation online
The question:
How to wash sperm from hands?
I wonder how easy it is to wash the sperm off the hands. How many times worthy? My hands, of course, with soap, are interested in complete sterility.
The answer:
and greetings. The sperm from the soap will die immediately, it will only be left to remove their bodies.

Michael: his son told a fairy tale about Barmalay, now he is going to Africa
Michael: Learn to talk to him
Saving the animals?
Mike: tell him - there Aunt Ebola will deal with him ;)

xxx: I was looking for a shirt on the internet, now contextual advertising persistently offers me "oral sex training" and "minet courses"
HHH: I don’t understand what – but just for the money the shirt no longer...? O_O

Oh, and where was the golden time when I was praised for sleeping and eating well?
You slept him, you slept him.

Previously, I also asked my husband such stupid questions, until one day he gave out: "If I enjoy eating and asking for supplements, it is delicious! It would not be delicious, I would have put a plate on your head for a long time!" Since then, I have not asked such questions, but just admired how he wraps my culinary masterpieces with appetite)))
It is...
This is how we now look elementary thanks for a delicious meal. And then they wonder why it is politeness on the billboards these days.

Pf-f, "to ride in a wheelchair"! I recently bought a painting plan here. Well, such a board with "plug" for papers, not even a folder, so that the sheets lie more conveniently. So the poor pre-school tribe does a regular O.O. even after explaining that THIS is a tablet, and what he thought was just a shortcut from the tablet computer.
But for the first time I was not confused when he asked "Can I PLAY" on such a game?

About children and stories.

Once I come to a girlfriend with my five-year-old child, and she has two children, 5 and 7 years old. I propose to go with them to the theater for the children’s opera "Terremok".
I think opera, isn’t it too difficult for such little children?
She drives me:
Isn’t it too late for such adult children to go to somewhere there?
Her son asks curiously:
What is a prison?
This determined the fate of the cult. Everyone went to education.

The ability to listen is a big plus, and the ability to pretend to listen and put the right word at the right time is virtuosity.

Wauw Very reminds some of our scientific advice.

zzz And also lectures in the universe when you sleep on the first pair on the gallery :)

No, I fell asleep at the last couple, and the lecturer was always late. Well, as late... for half an hour, let’s say. Or did not come at all. I had to wait, because it was shy. Well, what, in combination, also the rector of another institute :-) Yes, and the subject was interesting, compared to the rest.
In general, they waited, and sometimes even waited, but the forces were no longer left. I fell asleep a few times. Sitting in front of the lecturer. On the other side of the table.
But this is not the most gesture. Glory is something else. For example, when in the course of a report at the scientific council you suddenly hear a loud cries. A uncle in the front rows, a member of the council, a dean at another institute, and your former predecessor in the universe (it's all about him). A good uncle, humorous and smart, a former KVNist, one of the first.
But it’s not a gesture either. The gesture begins when after the report he stops snoring, stands up and asks a question. A normal question, well on the subject, yes.

You encountered on the Internet a picture, telling about what, say, but poorly call your parents now and just say that you love them? "Not bad"- I thought and called to my mom first.
The result - got hysterical from the mother type "What happened?!", and then from the father type "What fucking mother are you scared of?"
I love my parents, but I prefer to be silent.

Discussion in OK under the photo of the bedroom:
andquot;
Yes, it is better to put the shelves and fold them during the day than the furniture-killer with which children break their heads. Are you thinking about beauty or what? When you look at this bed, you understand. Why do you want to mock your own child’s experiments? sorry child, and you would say with this bed!!!and "
andquot;
And you that all night sitting near the baby bed, it is clear that you also sleep in your bed and the child wanted to go to the toilet and began to descend broke and flew and what do you follow? Then late swing on your fist to hang, take care of your children and foresee different situations. Our "AVOS" is everywhere in Russia! The carelessness leads to sad consequences due to the fault of the parents!"
............
What an expression, what an expression!A furniture killer is hunting for the children of ruthless parents!Everyone has to buy clothes! ? ? ?