After poisoning with sausages in Denmark 12 people died, in the meat found dangerous bacteria - listeria.
It is good that there is no meat in Russian sausages :)

Serious uncles, directors and heads of large companies, on these your TV drivers regret that in Russia no one complies with the laws. And somehow they forget that if everyone will live according to the law, then it will not be possible to ride at the meeting even on a gelentvagen with a flash, not to mention the poor cruisers. And for bribery and tax evasion in general will be jailed.

Did you just go fucking? :)

Maxime: What did you get?

Paul: - You sat with the comp, then 5-10 minutes from the phone. Go back to the comp.)

Achahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Sherlock is fucking! ))

A very simple rule that dramatically increases the level of adequacy in any battle...that is, I’m sorry, in any discussion: Everything we say about others, we apply to ourselves. Everything we say about ourselves applies to others.

Let us look at a few examples:
Any managers, harmful animals, may be better for them to rest." => "my friend Vasya, with whom I drink beer every Friday in company, an unnecessary animal. Per to kill him so that he does not harm my country?
"Yes, I agree that if my child has an allergy or a disease that requires a strict diet, I will have no place to buy the necessary products for him"
"Why would we not send troops to the southeast of Ukraine?" => "Yes, I agree that my son will be taken to war tomorrow, where he may be killed".
"Peasants are dumb nonsense, who themselves climb under the cars" => "If my elderly, unrestrained mother is knocked down by a driver who has not calculated the braking path - she is a dumb nonsense, for example. I had to look at the sides and not climb under the wheels.

If the second wording pleases you as well as the first, write boldly.
In other words, you know, a lot of divorced patriots who argue about the "warrior granddaughter", having previously tainted their own children from the army.

The U.S. has stalled our financial system, technology and science have been overthrown, and now we are lagging behind every day. What did we answer to them? Is this all we can do – to ban farmers from selling us potatoes?
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It’s just to hide citizens, so how much have young people brainwashed with propaganda? We find that Europe is to blame for its pandos in economic, technological and scientific problems. It is not the people, it is not the Soviet leaders who have passed from production to the sale of oil, it is not the bandits with the men who dispersed the factories and Soviet houses in the 90s, it is not the pseudo-academics who win grants for scooters, it is all Europe and the Pendoza, though when this began the EU did not even exist, but it is the little things, they are still to blame.

Scientists note that the thieves climb a tree with a frequency of up to 25 hertz, and the speed of its head movements reaches up to 7 meters per second (on the organs located in the head acceleration of about 1200 gallons), without suffering from cranial-brain injuries. The fact is that the body of the bird absorbs most (99.7 percent) of the impact energy in the form of tension energy. Thanks to this, the brain gets a minimum of impact energy (0.3 percent) - and it dissipates in the form of heat (which causes the temperature of the brain to rise sharply). It is for this reason that the bird is forced to regularly take breaks in its “work.”"
Comment: "If the deck is twisted by the cooler, its productivity will increase."

here here.
What do you know about logic?
My girlfriend did not go to work because the water was turned off in the morning and she could not wash her head. But she can’t go dirty.

******* What is "Logic" - does not know Afar :)

After the release of the Guardians of the Galaxy, that rework about "I know the password, I see the pineapple, I believe the enots will come to save us" played with new non-transmitted paints))

SMS from Mom:
Have you heard how cats work? I attached my ear to his bubble and heard it.

Construction of Trolling:
A new bank office, 25 female staff... and no mirror!!! to

by Norton Nimnoul

xxx> And the problem is not that we will have nothing to eat without European products, I do not have them. The problem is that the deputies themselves will eat it all like before. As usual, the law of loham, brother, is everything. And they will talk about the love of the homeland, skiing on the closed slopes of the Alps, discussing the secondary education in a private English school with their daughter, and preach the love and love of the neighbor from a Mercedes with a flash.

The chef of a famous Moscow restaurant asks:
How will the sanctions affect the menu of your restaurant?
Good and bad. The menu does not change. Bad - we will have to write the truth in it.

Nee-kun: Any woman can be trained... you just need to know the method ;)
Wolf: Chat, my friend is not able to train his wife.
She has many years of experience training dogs.

This
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It is interesting that after the prestigious
Even with a remote
Training and working in
The leadership, not the Chaldean places
(what was meant by me) and after
Working as a salesman is the most
that level. The universe is so low.
The losers or the losers.
who are still looking for work
Serious and working.
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A student’s dream?:-) For all graduates of managerial positions is not enough :-) Here the promotion to the boss sometimes the lack of a diploma prevents, it is.

I buy frozen chicken in the store. I say "Sell me my left leg" The saleswoman tries to joke: “Why not the right one?” and I answer: “The chicken’s right leg is a punch. The right leg is hard".
Conclusion: Jokes are inappropriate here.

The survivor :

In my unchecked plots, our friends Azerbaijanis, as always, suddenly gathered to fight with our friends Armenians. Probably a centuries-old habit. Traditions and customs are just like ours.
So, with whom and against whom will we be friends, right?

We will be friends with all and relentlessly tolerate them, to the damn mother, without waiting for peritonitis.

God, who knows how I hate pedestrians who think they’re always right. Even if they are in the wrong place. Even if they run away because of something that limits visibility.
Literally recently, I ride calmly for myself, 40 km / h maximum, in front, eight hundred meters, just the lighting changed the color to red, so there is nowhere to rush. I pass by a small hole, next to it is a fur. I got along with her and at this moment, because of the fur, a man with a child suddenly runs out. And not just runs out, but runs to the middle of the road, sees me and falls into a stupor. If guided by the rules, then I should just press the brake, without touching the steering wheel, knock down this fool and feel great, as I fully fulfilled the prescription, without breaking absolutely anything. But I went around, did it, nothing bad happened.

So why am I obliged to anticipate the actions of the pedestrian who crossed the fence, hid behind the car, ran out on the road and stopped on it? What is the speed to go, 20 or 10 kilometers per hour? And on the road, because there may also be someone who needs to cross the road? Why, in the absence of violations on my part, can I eventually be guilty?

It seems to me that pedestrians just need to refresh their knowledge about crossing roads at least occasionally, just because it will be safer.

The audio forum.

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Okay, I understood everything. I repeat the question: which monitors up to $2000 have a more or less decent sound?

They will be carried through Belarus, as Russia has no access to the sea.
Does Belarus have it? Psy, is it you?

Question to doctors: - which muscles are pumping during the stroke?

Answer: The muscles of the middle ear... when you listen, so that no one enters the room.

C is listened.