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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99328
 17.06.2014
With 4PDA, discuss the program with live landscapes:

jackpoint55: I once had this program on the notepad.It looked interesting.Especially with sound effects.The cock sings, the dogs give.Romance and realism at once.

Pauk3331: You are there with dogs more carefully. :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99327
 17.06.2014
How much has already been discussed on the subject of the dependency of the size of the jeep on the length of the penis, but yesterday personally saw the most self-critical number on the beige X5 - x005cm.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99326
 17.06.2014
The Dilettant:
Let me explain to the "intelligent":

The debilny pred gave the task for the diploma to write on the php store. Well, of course he said that the code will be checked for plagiarism. As a result, the plagiarism was found in 4 files and the diploma was not counted.
Here is a list of files:
Styles.css
by bootstrap.js
jQuery.js
by class.phpmailer.php
Isn’t he a fucker?

No, it's not a shit at all.. the predator is not dumber than you, believe me.. If you were writing the assignment yourself, you could explain to the predator that the names are the same, and the content is his own.. This is what he expected from you - because it is he who checks your knowledge, and not the opposite.. but you didn't know it?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Are you, sorry, also teaching programming, or honestly transferring your teaching experience from another discipline?

The problem is that the contents of these files are identical to those found on the Internet, and that’s okay! Because these are connected third-party libraries ("Code reuse", did you not hear?). The teacher who discusses this issue in the plane "plagiarism" is a real pest who needs to be driven out of the profession with suckles.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99325
 17.06.2014
Before Xusha started Twitter, she had no friends at all.
The last hope was lost with Twitter.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99324
 17.06.2014
From Goa. Discuss the new survival action update for The Forest:
Have you added fish to the lake?
“Nahren, the piranha must be taken right away, the hand of the Greek in the river...
Can you imagine the Russians going there?
Would you push a Greek and catch a fish on him?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №99323
 17.06.2014
Today the aunt on the move stood up and stands on the matrix, already the shlaubaum was raised and she stands... She’s beaten, and she’s choked... Then she goes out and begins to scream: “Why are you nervous, what’s better if I go to work unpainted?”"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99322
 17.06.2014
The alarm ringed in the morning. I turned it off with the thought "After five minutes I will lie down" and I fell asleep.
I dreamed of a dream as if I came from the future and said:
Well, you can still sleep in principle, because you will come to work earlier today
I wake up, I come to work, I tell a dream.
I leave the office and... "Good morning, Tatiana Sergeevna" - greetings
The guard at the entrance with the chief accountant just arrived!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99321
 17.06.2014
30/04/2003 xxx: How do I do that when I start running the script I need??? to Freebsd --/usr/local/etc/rc.d/
What about OpenBSD?? to
13/06/2014 yyy: see rc.subr(8), and if still relevant for OpenBSD 3.x - /etc/rc.local. Thank you for the quick response.

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99320
 17.06.2014
real_max: Monday the 16th of June I regularly send my Kyiv acquaintance cold snacks recipes. When it comes in, there will be a scandal, probably.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99319
 17.06.2014
I hurt. I treat as I can. I look at the composition of the rinse - contains alcohol, spray - contains alcohol. Drops, dissolving pills are the same. I am sick and not sick.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99318
 17.06.2014
While lying in the nursery, a neighbor in the room in a lunar attack grabbed my shoulders and shaken, thinking I was her husband. That was scary. She woke up less than a minute later and was also scared - you try to wake up your husband, and he turns into a kind of aunt right in your hands... and only then you realize that it was a dream, and in front of you a neighbor in the room - horror! How we both did not give birth with a scare, I don’t know myself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99317
 17.06.2014
About the Jews bla bla bla.
The price is 12 250 O_O.
A week later, the owner of the store called me (the discount was registered via the questionnaire), complained about difficult times and told me in a confident tone that the purchase price for this refrigerator was 14,500.
P.S. By mutual agreement, the difference up to 14,500 I supplemented and asked not to dismiss the enriched consultant.
____
Man, the bad news. The real Jew was the owner of the store.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99316
 17.06.2014
A: What about the salary?
DD: This Week
DD: generally, the topic of wages resembles the topic of death in the Game of Thrones
Q: What do we say about salary? Not today!
A: =))))))))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99315
 17.06.2014
Preventing the development of these events, the UOC of the Communist Party stated that it was not against the arrival of Kirill in Ukraine. On the contrary, we have always emphasized that such visits only contribute to an increase in the number of supporters of the Kiev Patriarchate, because the ideas of the Russian world preached by Patriarch Kirill are causing more and more disgust in Ukraine.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №99314
 17.06.2014
I will not go to any of your rivers. I need to transplant the strawberries. I promised her!
These gardens are gardens.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99313
 17.06.2014
to this.
I change curtains for curtains and think: what idiot used wooden hats instead of normal dumbels to fix supports. In two weeks I tried a bunch of different dumbels from plastic to metal; the diameter of the hole increased from 4 to 12 mm, the depth - to 100 mm but the gardin persistently did not want to hang exactly; today I bought a new pack of powerful dumbels with nuclear screws, spent another two hours... Now I took a knife, pulled out a wooden rod two blades, killed with a hammer - and it just hangs, infection.

Bro, put dumbels on liquid nails. Smash the dough and hit it in the wall. Or put it in the hole and put it in the hole. I have been using everything for five years. And so it was, and the cable channel fell from the ceiling to the head. and luck. by Admin Kotshredder)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99312
 17.06.2014
" The same kind of hernia. Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky - Moscow - Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky = 70,000r".
ha ha! What about Moscow? From her Ngerezinova planned to go through Russia - Baikal, for example. Look at the prices. Visiting Laos is 2 times cheaper.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99311
 17.06.2014
Tourists have already started to buy tickets to the moon for $150 million

Commentary on News:

On the moon potatoes grow poorly, last year planted there four cents. Harvest is minimal. And even the absence of the Colorado bush does not save.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99310
 17.06.2014
to this
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xxxh: was here on TV advertising regulon..tablets for relief of PMS and other exclusively female difficulties...give, I think, look, or the man I have is already walking convulsive tremors, speaking is afraid...breathe..strives not very to knock the eyelids...read the composition: "eat the serpent surukuku, the secret of the gland of karakatica"....as if subtly hint...
We need to sell under the slogan "feed your witch"))
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What a shit. Regulon is already a fairly old proven drug, consisting of ethinylestradiol and desogestrel, actually relieves PMS, their duration and content. They go unnoticed from the side. And yes, I am a guy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99309
 17.06.2014
Timothy: Okay, then I will call you a boy.
Do you want an apple?

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