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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №109189
 10.02.2015
I walk through the street, meet two boys, looking one 6-7 years old, and the other 4 years old, it seems, brothers. The younger man says, “When I grow up, guess what kind of car will I have?” If you guess, I’ll give you a candy, the elderly thought for half a minute: RED! The little girl screams – Hurra! I guessed! The heart is warmer...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109188
 10.02.2015
<Obakeneko> Today we have typical Novosibirsk news: "A horse crashed into a sewer on street. People's"Output of the street thief became a bag with $ 43 thousand"The Izbirkom disproved information about the distribution of free sausage to voters"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109187
 10.02.2015
This is:

Attention to spoilers!

I haven’t read, so I’ll ask. He is not there like everybody in the sense of "all people as people, and he is like the shit on the dish" or in the sense of "all piddars", and he is d'Artagnan? Usually in kigs and movies there is a second..
and...
The hero received serious psychological injuries in early childhood (fighting, starvation, mommy smoke cigarettes about him and all this at the age of 4), the results of which were pathological disgust for himself, fear of touch, the desire to keep everything under control, etc. and etc. Therefore, the BDSM relationship model has become optimal for him.
With the appearance of the heroine books in his life, he began to try to build normal relationships, which, as you understand, was not easy for him. And this is about the book, not about trolls, Imho.
And the heroine, as it caused from the very beginning the desire to swallow the taburet on her forehead, so until the end of the third book and did not want to.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №109186
 10.02.2015
here here :
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You are not an admin, you are an eniki. Please do not confuse these concepts.
by Dixie.
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Well, let’s resume the joke on the subject of who is who... Or you don’t know that in a small enterprise, an enikey and an admin are one person and he’s called a programmer...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109185
 10.02.2015
I am ashamed of a housewife. A stranger in the house. I have such a mess, not cleaned up!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109184
 10.02.2015
We buy special clothes for our... Well there: coats, jackets and so on... Among all of this there is a Count - Valence - it is for doctors who work in the villages. In short, they are sending us now Com.Offer: Valves on a rubber course!
I am crying. Intuitively, I guess that these are walnuts with halos, but so I want to ask for walnuts on a hose run or even better - walnuts on a jet drive.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109183
 10.02.2015
xxx: They would better open a site where this food can be ordered with delivery throughout Russia. I think once in space she flies, then the mailing of Russia would survive.
Do not make hasty conclusions!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №109182
 10.02.2015
I read the headline of the news "Niger may send troops to fight Islamists".
What kind of Niger is this? What is Obama?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №109181
 10.02.2015
The team developed 10 bodies, of which one was a girl (for fairness it is necessary to say what is in the board). A companion who saw me on the screenshot of a half-naked girl told me:
"There is no place for women at work!"
Timlide (the other troll): "Gathered and went out!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109180
 10.02.2015
The most popular game in the Heroes series is back – now in high resolution!"

Astrologers have announced the release of Heroes 3 for tablets. The battery life of tablets has decreased by half.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109179
 10.02.2015
There is such an animal.
In response to this.

and once. Thalia, like the vast majority of living beings, is wonderfully able to process sugar itself and with the help of a parasite, and more so does not need a system of two parasites. They, of course, are, but they eat the absorbed slice of sugar for their pleasure, interfering with the insect itself.
and two. Very rarely anyone manages to steal the genes of their virus. Here everything is simpler: the virus simply does not form the capsid, a shell that allows it to travel between the cells, which is used to us in the pictures of anti-cold drugs advertising, but it is fun and intrusively embedded in the host's genome and is perfectly present there. By the way, we also have such genomic parasites. Except in the background, this virus really helps fight rider larvae.
and three. There are substances carotene - an orange pigment in plants and fungi, and keratin - a protein component of horns, nails and hair. Neither of them performs photosynthesis, although carotene helps in photosynthetic processes, protecting chlorophyll from breakdown. So our poor and unfortunate fox is still not able to photosynthesize, but can eat sugar itself and crazyly quickly and qualitatively reproduce without the participation of males. But this is a completely different story.
With love, your parasitist.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109178
 09.02.2015
<kekal> Our tourist instructors looked like they could hide behind the shovel, and then they seem to turn into a shovel with a huge backpack and just go ahead, and you lie.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109177
 09.02.2015
Daria: I don’t quite understand your allegories.
I don’t understand the word allegory ?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №109176
 09.02.2015
Professor Preobražensky is a troll. How qualitatively he trolled Swander and the company!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109175
 09.02.2015
Prepod comes out of the audience after the exam and so loudly and thoughtfully cries under his nose: "Old, probably. The fifth is..."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109174
 09.02.2015
here here :
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This is:
I bought a ticket to the movie, unexpected.
In front of the row stands a stunned grandmother, who is long over 50 and asks the cashier when the show of 50 shades of grey will begin. the cashier has not had time to open his mouth, as the row of a man of seven as in the order replied: "Twelfth." The grandmother thanked and joyfully fled.
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The Grandmother! 50 years! Grandma is fucking!! to
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If a 10-18-year-old writes, then it’s all right, he thinks so.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109173
 09.02.2015
The worst thing is that this is
In order to preserve the child’s psyche, Mizulina wants to ban children from being born through the vagina.
It is possible (with Caesarean) So stay silent, don’t give her any ideas!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109172
 09.02.2015
9 February 2015 10:54
Evgeny Teftelev: the smog in Chelyabinsk – the result of the change of the wind rose

It is enough to remove just one double...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109171
 09.02.2015
The xxx:
I cut carrots yesterday and took them to work. Heavily cut my finger ( Some unhealthy "healthy food" gets...
YYYY :
No, that’s just your subconscious so meat needs x)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109170
 09.02.2015
He knows how to speak Japanese!

Memento_mori with whom?

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