Buying furniture for children:
alex40041: the best lock from children is a two-noded rope!
senneka: Well, first, this rope needs to be attached somewhere else, and secondly, the box needs to be used, and the rope tied to two nodes will be tired of bonding and unbinding.
alex40041: I would have made it easier - twisted the pen
YAS1: It does not help.
Botopotam: he meant a child. and 8-)

The Literature:
> reading the posts of students, the question arises:
> did they go to school just to get rid of the army?

When I read your post, my hat slipped from me. If you understand what I am about.

Have I grown up, or have I become an idiot?

I decided to read how to celebrate the new year.

How to dress the tree in the year of the goat 2015
tk. Definitely your favorite horse (if you have it) will climb under the tree, smell it, in general, just spend time near or under it - must be dominated by balls of matte white on the lower branches. This color causes calm in most animals, and the maturity will not get into the eyes and irritate the glow.

What to put on the table in the year of a goat?
On the table must predominate the favorite dish of the goat - fish.
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Do you have a favorite horse? =) is

Keep your irritation better with you, you will look smarter. Your opinion about others is far from true in the last instance, but, judging by the tone of your post, with education and you do not hurt well.

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For a long time I wanted to smash the shit, to go out onto the square and shake up, but I was afraid that I would be done for this comment. Thank you for dissipating my fears - I will go to smash, and you are there on the square when you will pass by - keep your irritation with you, or let God look stupid you will become.

Schwarzenegger was invited to film the continuations - "The Running Man" and "Conan".

How can he film there?! to

Given his elderly age, he can only star in films "Ele the Flying Man".

and "Country and Trade ".

From the discussion: "How to define a language by the appearance of hieroglyphs?".

Would you like to tell me how to find the bottom up?
They met a Chinese man at the airport, printed his name and sailed.

The whole life is a theater and you eat in it in a buffet.

What kind of pasta do you have that clamps so that you need to wash or pour oil into the water? I have never had such problems, what am I doing wrong?
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Pasta is cheap, plus they digest them, plus they are eaten not immediately, but after a while.

They will never understand us.
A Swedish visitor came naturally from Sweden.
Covered the table. For a long time I tried to explain that in Sweden it is not common to eat so much, and the food is very fat...and the vodka is very raw...
More and more tried to eat silk (such as a usual product) really watered on top of onions and oils with raspberries.

Comment on YouTube under video about Loki.
Yes, the bad guys in movies are usually funnyly sharpened with: and if it wasn't for the devastating epidemic of a pre-mortem monologue, they would have long ago captured the world x)

Bagurban: You know, sunny, your charging to the phone is somewhat weak, overnight my cell phone charges about one-third. At night, it is always 100% charged.
...
Bagurban: I think I’ve understood what it’s like – our nights with you are too short.

How can you confuse top and bottom in hieroglyphs? As beautiful as well as right! I see wallpapers in the store – classic landscapes, talks, tails and poems, of course... ALL were hanged up with their feet. The hieroglyphs are fine, but the eggs? I told the manager. He looked at me angrily and said that absolutely ALL people are saying it to them. Strength and iron nerves.

What are good manners? Under the USSR, this was called the hegemony of the proletariat.
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In the Union, it was a shame to be uneducated, even in children's magazines about the rules of the label were written, it was under the liberals it became normal to walk with the downsides.

I went to the dentist yesterday. He said to do a x-ray of the sick teeth and come to him. After I did them, I decided to ask the opinions of a friend who is studying for a dentist in another city for the fourth year. I sent him a photo, which was as follows:

I am :
Understand something?
The friend:
The first MB pulpit. In the second picture, it can also pulp. Third deep caries
I am :
I would have been able to cure them by contact.)
The friend:
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Open up more
burned
Assistant to file!
Channels are cleaned.
Shirt shirt shirt
Plumbing the channel
foot foot
Remove the surplus
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
They burned
all
Let it
I am :
Thank you, and where do I go? ?
The friend:
- Contact. already late ) and the salivary on the background I could not picture. During the whole process there was such a swipe swipe.
I am :
From what material is the plumbing?
The friend:
- lighted
Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy Puppy
Pip Pip, that’s what I did.

From the program description on the website tnt: "Larisa lives in Voronezh. But even this fact does not make her life unhappy."

...
XXX: Fuck how tired I am, you can’t imagine!
Did you build the ark? No to No!

The longest jokes go to the nearest.

A good friend of mine from Ukraine told me a story. He works as a surgeon in the reception. More precisely, there were three surgeons on the shift, but on this day one was taken urgently to the department, and the other got into something and fell under the dropper. This is an unlucky day. They promised to give a replacement, but... gave some young inexperienced torsionist. And that well.

And according to the law, you know what, it went. Two accidents, a knife and a fall from a height. Four heavy three-hour cavity operations, not something to rest and have lunch - a cup of coffee between changing clothes and washing, and then second-hand.
After completing the shift, the surgeon went out in a state close to trance. The eyes do not see, the feet do not walk, the head does not think. Go home and sleep. But first go to the cafe and eat something.

On the machine cleaned the plate (what did you order? Kill me, I don’t remember! The surgeon was removed from the trance by the owner of the cafe.
You had a tough day, right? A lot of operations, right? Drink a hundred cognac, relax, lunch at the expense of the establishment, a taxi I called you...
The surgeon recovered.
“Well, I’m a surgeon... and it’s been a tough day... What, so noticeable?
Yes to Doctor. When you ate, you said to the waitress, “I’ve finished. Count the tools and sew them.” You are from the reception, right? I’ve been on the speedway for six years, I’ve seen this.

The Doctors! If there is justice in the universe, there is a separate VIP paradise for doctors.

There are a lot of stupid people in the world today. Because smart people use condoms.