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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107089
 20.12.2014
Awwal12: I am most concerned about the other... why, sorry, "Interstellar"? Could not be translated?
Hellerick: Interstellar Trans

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107088
 20.12.2014
In the contest "I guess this melody from one note and switch the channel" the obvious leader will be the home screensaver 2.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107087
 20.12.2014
Is there a free medicine in Russia? OO
And it is more abrasive!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №107086
 20.12.2014
I have a familiar young family, where my mother is an information protection specialist and my dad is a programmer. Mommy is my childhood friend.
I talk to her about life, among other things, asking her how her little daughter lives.
Among other things, my mom boasted:
"and also she ticks her finger on the subject and asks to name, saying "ide")))

[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107085
 20.12.2014
Fuck you guys. I don’t know for whom, but for me "Belarus" is a tractor.
A town girl, 26 years old. =) is

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107084
 20.12.2014
The Decorsys:
We sit in an empty room, here our headquarters rushes and almost screams from the threshold: "What is default in the country?"" We all rounded our eyes, in our thoughts alreadyé the whole life has passed and the 13th salary with the premium has flown: "How is default? Who said?" And in response: "Taxi Driver!" The room drowned in a general choking, straight to tears)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107083
 20.12.2014
XXX: I draw up protocols for gas sampling for a heating company, well, which is engaged in heating. It feels like being picked up somewhere in hell.
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: The determined component is sulfur dioxide. A selection place - boiler No. 1, boiler No. 2, boiler No. 3 and so on. >_<

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107082
 20.12.2014
<MATPOCKuH> Wipes transplantation, however, still remains a very difficult and diligent operation. But if it is performed successfully, the result is impressive. The only "but" - the eyelids will have to be cut regularly, as the hair from the patient's head is used for transplantation, which, naturally, can grow to an impressive length.
MATPOCKuH imagined at a metal concert a man shaking with a hair rising from his eyes.
<Unicornix> how to cut your hair? It is better to wrap in cracks, stick cracks, etc.
<Unicornix> and generally convenient - you don't have to put light bulbs in your eyes. You can bind the eyelids (upper and lower) behind the head.
<Unicornix> can be crossed to hold better.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107081
 20.12.2014
Wow, it was great yesterday :)
Okay, what do you say about Kesha?
Wow, she is stupid.
WOW: Just like you.
Q: is normal
HHH: How are you?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107080
 20.12.2014
Stop the panic and scare!! to
Peace, peace and friendship! Being nervous is harmful.

Russia is my home, Ukraine is the home of a quarter of my ancestors, Belarus is the home of my friends. Many of them are also black.
In insulting your neighbors, you insult your compatriots.
The difficulties in the country should bring us closer together, not cause hatred and controversy.
Dumbledore said that love is the supreme force that can overcome everything.
I don’t want war, I want snow to fall and my friends and I ride saucers.
Green is the color of Avada Kedavra, the dollar is also green.
And to us relatives came from Donetsk, we are now close, but very fun.

Practice I go through in the school of psychology, asked 6-7 classes to write their thoughts and feelings, how they feel the events happening.
Most responded in this way.

Do not be angry! Children very subtly take the mood, do not let them remember childhood in a negative way.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107079
 20.12.2014
xxxx A colleague at work shares impressions about the broadcast on Discovery
The virus is masked and enters the cell. It affects hypochondria.
Maybe the mitochondria?
Not the hypocondria.
That is how I imagined the hypochondric cell.)))
Yyyy And the cell in the hypochondria goes and hangs.
And a neighbor. They also have hypochondria)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107078
 20.12.2014
Representatives of the Investigative Committee in the case of Navalny and Yves Roche are named Angela and Snowana. Not the court, but the sauna.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107077
 20.12.2014
[16:05:04] xxx: We have a silly tradition at work - on the eve of the NH to pull out a paper with the name of the employee to whom you will give a gift
[16:05:30] xxx: I pulled out my name ))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107076
 20.12.2014
Explanation of self in Python:

‎dark‎: The cats inside have a whirlwind
dark‎: it is implemented for all cats in the cat class
‎dark‎: in a cat object you have to somehow call the method murmured in the cat class
‎dark‎: How do you do that?
dark‎: caterpillar (
‎dark‎: If you call the cat murmur, all the cats in the world will murmur.
‎dark‎: and if you call the self, only the cat that points to the self will murmur.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107075
 20.12.2014
M: Do you go to Bobbit or Interstellar tomorrow?
A: On to Bobby!
The Hobbit Bobbit Bubble Eats 40 People!
A: This is not a hobbit, it is a smog!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107074
 20.12.2014
The least crisis is felt in palaces and galleries.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №107073
 20.12.2014
As you know, in Germany, the problem with local doctors - everyone who can from the local, make their feet to the United States.
Therefore, it turned out that the Russian Concebober, who emigrated in the late 90s on the Jewish line, was able to confirm his psychiatric diploma, which, you will agree, in a foreign newly learned language is similar to a feat. Now he is already a respected man with his practice, and began after confirmation of a diploma in an underground psychiatrist ordinary doctor. There were, as a rule, different schizophrenic grandparents, who were overwhelmed with marasma and were not even suitable for a local nursing home. This is the room of such entertainers he led. And the German grandfathers “over 70” in the late 90s are just the worst-eaten youths of the Wehrmacht of the first half of the 40s. And here’s exactly what came out of Concebuber that distinguishes the Russian (although he emigrated on the Jewish line) from the Russian – the willingness to break the rules and not the fear of consequences (short Russian names for these complex terms are known to you). In a struggle for discipline in the chamber, he announced that they were all “in a Russian guerrilla hospital for prisoners of war and waiting for a transfer to Germany.” And he was so convinced that the discipline in the chamber was iron, because "only with good behavior and exemplary treatment will you be taken to the shelter." And it all lasted not a day, not a week, not even a month. Until there was one grandfather who, by chance, went by. The department did not ask about the timing of the arrival of the oasis. Then there was a conversation in the office. the department. “You fool, what are you doing? I am a Polish. “Would you be in my place?” asked the German. the department. In Germany, there is a problem with local doctors.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107072
 20.12.2014
Dmitry Kiselyov live broadcast:
“The price of the dollar is constantly changing. The dollar is the most volatile currency in the world.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107071
 20.12.2014
Listened in the bus: "Let go, our cleaner in full seriousness has been recorded as a tester of cable connections of the local network"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107070
 20.12.2014
As far as you know, the developers of Google have made an interesting fit - to start a search it is enough to say the phrase "O'key, Google" and formulate the query.

The Russians do not beat - today tested voice search, calling to the phone "O'ke, Gogol" and "O'ke, grandmother".
It works!
=) is

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