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Wouldn’t it be easier to replace the SIMC?
by J.
and Noah
I love her...
She is still with a bee.

If a person works quietly, no one notices him. And if it doesn’t work, but says a lot – then, always in sight, and like, in action.
Joseph of Egypt

I worked in my own time... Well, we don’t even enike, but “save death” in a large number of offices. Where to go, money is needed.
Girls from the Jeans wholesale warehouse:
We cannot change the cartridge in the printer, but we must.
I come. Worth the printer "Canon" - I don't remember how it's called, almost the HP LazerJet 5 clone. It comes with a softin, which can even be in Russian (it was at the time when LazerJet 5 was a modern machine).
So, as soon as the printer’s lid opened, a strict voice from the computer columns said:
Close the printer!
The girls whispered and struck her.

What would you change if you could go back to the past?
and rubles.

Again, "for the jeep to spit" - this is the same thing
A straight line that needs to be placed. But all
The trouble is that they can plant (and plant) on this.
for completely harmless things, for example,
for what you said to a nice colleague: "you today
You look good" You wanted without any subjects.
Make a man pleasant, and you have a time.

by *****

25 again. People, you don’t have to be so ignorant! What, to hell, is the deadline? Yes, if you beat someone at work with your compliments after being polently asked not to do so, you may be removed from work or even fired. But what kind of timing can be discussed, when they are not always given even for murders. Don’t be ashamed, the hell knows where the bell is heard, right...

Meanwhile, the West is gradually moving to the next level – asking a woman what evidence she has that she was raped is practically a crime.

Proof please. There is another crucified boy.

On December 13, Michael Glebovich Uspensky passed away. Eternal memory of Father Zhikhara and the creator of the Paradise Machine.

My girlfriend told me. She once worked as a guide on the train "Moscow-Vladivostok". When the train went along the coast of the Baikal, sometimes the driver slowed down, giving the opportunity to quickly plunge into the Baikal brigade.
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You are like children. Sometimes the train (not fast, simple) stands in general in a clean field, in the middle of a race. This is called "pass the meeting fast", for example. Further roads will be single-rail or bridge, for example, and this parking is specially included in the schedule. And it happens, the driver is ahead of the schedule, but on the next ride, no one will miss it outside the schedule, and it slows down where it is possible and pleasant. He may be specifically ahead, but never at the expense of the schedule. For the breakdown of the schedule without very serious reasons not dependent on the railway, the locomotive brigade will hardly appear.

First, such behavior of children with pets is quite typical in any family with any upbringing, even in the most loving and caring. honestly and honestly;

Secondly, these animals are still not stupid, there would be a cruel treatment to them - they would leave the house, and not tolerate, so not so bad;
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Everything is even easier. If the cat does not really want to be pulled out of the couch, the child will not be able to pull it out. Cats regulate their relationships with children themselves, with the help of a toothpaste with sharp teeth and up to 18 sharp nails. I know what I say, as a child I went "in the cage". And there is nothing to bother the cats and try to wrap them in diapers.))) Games with bats and bats they perceived positively, but in the "daughters-mothers" for some reason they did not like it.)

The commentator burned out." Yes, this is not a Moscow lawn, it is a real Dutch grass!"

An incredible exclusion! 1792 to 222.It is 256!

A rare puzzle. 256 cannot be in nature, for 255 is the maximum.

Very uncommon, and very even a common fool, who considers himself the smartest of all.
There was salt in it - that IP managers allocated to man who did not understand it.
And the author of the quote perfectly understands that 255 is the maximum, so he wrote "unbelievable exclusive". Sometimes you have to think with your head and not think of others as worse than yourself.

Everything is even easier. If the cat does not really want to be pulled out of the couch, the child will not be able to pull it out. Cats regulate their relationships with children themselves, with the help of a toothpaste with sharp teeth and up to 18 sharp nails.

Oh, here's only the ovulations of both sexes help infants, 'kill' and punish if the cat'masica' offends the devil, cut the phalanges (operation'soft legs')... Adequate people who can slam the child himself (at the back of the neck or back, not to death) for causing harm or pain to animals of other species, unfortunately, in the minority.

In accordance with my FIO and name assignment policy in the organization, my admin account name looks like "kaaa". And all the users, shit, banderologists :-(

From Chat WoT:
The last battle!
BBB: He is the hardest!
ccc: He is the most difficult (c)
DDD: It is the hardest!
AAA: Why is it difficult?
Q: Did you see your mom for a long time?
AAA: What, and here is Mom?? to
CCC: In Russia, you want to go home?
I live in Russia, you are a fool!! to

Kimura: I have a docking rope
Kimura: I pull her out.
I understand :z
Do you know how to tie the deer? : ^
Kimura : No ( :
So here is (
Vadim: How many meanings can be invested in "binding deer"
It is (rofl)
Vadim: "You tie a sweater, and you know how to tie a donkey on it?"
Vadim: "She walked drunk on the streets and beat the glasses of foreigners, but the mints came and bound these deer";
"Sweet toy "Sweet toy "Sweet toy "Sweet toy"
Vadim: "Announcement: a young deer is needed on a hangover, a male"

Have you ever noticed about which guys girls are always kidding?
Around serious smart guys or around positive guys with a good sense of humor?
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A person who appears to be a serious smart man, in fact, most often turns out to be a dumb boredom, even with self-awareness. There are always smart women around the real smart man, but they need beautiful women, so everything goes by.

The indigenous Karagandans answered the question: "Where, where?", "In Kizil-Orde"... (c) Grazhdanin

I love sea travel no less than air travel.
But there is one small moment: the journey begins, just as it ends, in the port.
There is no smell of bacon at the airport!! to

xxx: I do not agree here... In some airports, baclans are even held...
YYY: And some of them also work on passport control.

xxx: Here economists on the network have uncovered a clever scheme. It turns out that a temporary fall in the ruble and oil is needed for the dollar to collapse. It ceases to be a global currency.

XX: Do you think that is true?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Exactly five minutes after the final collapse of corrupt capitalism.

This (This )

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Mommy is this:

The child pulls out the cat 1 from under the couch, presses his knee to the floor and circles the cat's contour. Just like the police, ah.

It is immediately evident that you have taught the Son good and eternal.
Give cats in good hands to normal owners, do not torture animals.

First, such behavior of children with pets is quite typical in any family with any upbringing, even in the most loving and caring. honestly and honestly;

Secondly, these animals are still not stupid, there would be a cruel treatment to them - they would leave the house, and not tolerate, so not so bad;

Well, and in addition, borrowed with your paranoia, there are no lifeguards on this site.

Z is. Thank you to the author of the original post, delighted with the humour of which there is little left.