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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104789
 30.10.2014
sable-fuzzy: Someday she catched a three-year-old saint and an older girl on a mini-carousel with a muscular traction, and in the process they had secular conversations:

Is it your mother?
No, it is Nastia, the Cross.

A girl, with a complacent expression of an elderly lovelace, tired of the abundance of female charm around:

A beautiful woman.

I dropped the car and hysterically struck.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104788
 30.10.2014
From the chat totalizator:
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et:.typo sick.home.. decided to go yesterday to volleyball... so in the morning calls... on all news portals my photo))))
Mr. Goebbels was sitting next to me.)
They burned me and they burned me.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104787
 30.10.2014
from ZH:
Well, write what predictions on the rate of the ruble for May 2015. Let’s see who you are the best trader/economist/financer
XXX is 57
YYY: 500 let it be
ZZZ: by May for the ruble will be given in the mouth

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104786
 30.10.2014
here here :

xxx: I was looking for a shirt on the internet, now contextual advertising persistently offers me "oral sex training" and "minet courses"
HHH: I don’t understand what – but just for the money the shirt no longer...? O_O
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And I bought a car (about 1 million in value), compared dealers, after this, mixed with offers to buy a car (which is logical), also began to send "training of oral sex"... So they also, apparently, think that to earn nothing =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №104785
 30.10.2014
Oh, this is the location "z" and "x" on the keyboard. Someone "Orehovo-*uevo" does, and I have "Police specialists" coming out periodically.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104784
 30.10.2014
The English historian Arnold
Toynbee wrote about it.
In any retardation
The society that needs
Resisting the Stronger
In military and economic
with the enemy,
There are two currents:
"Irodianship" - Rescue for
Copying institutions
Happy neighbors and
"Zeloticism" – calling for
Deaf isolation
Preservation of traditional
The arrangement. According to Toynbee,
No other flow can.
To lead society to success.
Both are deprived.
A genuine creative beginning.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104783
 30.10.2014
xx: And if I put out my photo, can someone captivate me?
Yy: Maximum can only tap on your photo, don't be afraid)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104782
 30.10.2014
Yesterday I slept with a girl for the first time. Overall, it is cool, but! It was under the fly, the hour passed, and it was not "finished" the process. Dear colleagues, attention to the question! Am I a virgin or not?
You are Schrödinger’s cat!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104781
 30.10.2014
Wikipedia for Dwarf Fortress:

Some players prefer to create control rooms, locking there one or a couple of dwarfs, which ensures immediate execution of the task. For example, in such a room you can concentrate leverages that lock all doors into the fortress and supply food and beverages for the operator. Nothing has changed since then with Siss. The admins do the same.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104780
 30.10.2014
These puddles will return to their repaired in 2 months!!!, endless, daily, grinding, grinding, grinding and work perforator, apartment, over me.
and I dissolve - fresh, crisp and shiny, all in poppy polyethylene.
The Hammer.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №104779
 30.10.2014
The rights of the Russian people are not only enshrined in the Constitution, but also banned.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104778
 29.10.2014
One comment about Assange, WikiLeaks:

to warm up!! In "Wikileaks" came out my real estimates on geometry for fifth grade. Mother will know – she will kill!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104777
 29.10.2014
I think the best invention of zewa would not have been a washable cloth, but a cloth with which you could twist a little more paper.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104776
 29.10.2014
You know, go out with your kids! Full of forums where you can discuss that your kids are the smartest and others are stupid. I am tired, no one is interested.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №104775
 29.10.2014
Probably any relationship, even the strongest, sooner or later gives a crack. So was it in our project. Our team faced a serious test. In our office there were only three sockets where the participants of the project could connect their laptops. When there were more than three participants, the situation became complicated. We couldn’t charge our devices at the same time. At first, some tried to work from the battery. Very quickly it became clear that the battery charge of a regular laptop is not enough for a day of active work. The situation began to heal. The threat of failure of the project became real, investors one after another refused to fund us. Fortunately, we reviewed the decision in the neighboring department. This is a trio.
This device connects to a regular socket and works at any network voltage. Thanks to the thoughtful design, the voltage at each of the outputs is exactly the same as the voltage at the input. The elegant body of a complex shape in a black color solution is made of non-combustible plastic and has extreme hardness. We tried to scratch him with a knife, but left only scarce (under a certain angle) eye traces.
We recently discovered that you can connect chargers from phones to the Trojan, just like you can connect to a socket. A detailed description of the internal structure and principles of operation - in one of the following articles.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104774
 29.10.2014
When the production practice was held in one of the factories (the case was in the communication shop). Faced with a similar situation: the room became cold and the employees decided that it would be good to turn on heating. After that, one of the employees goes to the cross (the place where the telephone lines are connected to the ATS) and disconnects the phone to the sanitary staff. I have to say that the factory is a fairly large territory and most issues are solved by phone.
After 15 minutes, the sanitary technicians call (from another nearest telephone) and complain about the phone not working, they are told in response that the room is cold and heating would be very useful. Within an hour, the batteries became warm and the sanitary staff turned on the phone again.
To my question why not first call the sanctuaries and then move to measures, a comprehensive answer was given: if you just call, then there will be 1000 and 1 reason not to do anything (there are no people, the room is closed and Petrovich took the keys, etc.). And at best they will do it in a week, but so they work quickly, otherwise they will have to run with their legs. The method is checked by time.
This is the factory motivation in the conditions of the swallow.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104773
 29.10.2014
I went to HISMETEO. He told me I was in Mountain View, California, USA. On board +14, clearly. In fact, behind the window Minsk and minus 6. This is exactly the feeling when you want to make a mistake yourself, not a website.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104772
 29.10.2014
It would not be delicious, I would have put a plate on your head for a long time!" Since then, I have not asked such questions, but just admired how he wraps my culinary masterpieces with appetite)))

Can we watch Hamas? Can it give pleasure?
It is...
The ideal couple is a sadist and a masochist, a strong man and a wise woman. The opposite will not approve of society, although such two can also be good. God let such people always find each other, so that they do not ruin the lives of other people!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104771
 29.10.2014
Everything is much easier! A smooth rifle is a rifle with which a fly was spilt!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104770
 29.10.2014
Zero84: Bubble, and that you are here on the forum the only one not in the topic with the Russian nick? I would invent something in English.
Something like Booblick?
Zero84: Fuck, licking breastfeeding, stay better a buffalo...

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