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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106729
 12.12.2014
I think the current situation in the economy reminds me of a “civilization” game, when things are getting worse and worse, despite any effort.
The people of the city are unhappy - let's hold the Olympics!
A sharp improvement in happiness, but the money became noticeably less.
Increase the salary of police and firefighters. Not bad, but there is no more money.
A small winning war – new resources! However, there were no resources there, but a lot of money had to be poured into the infrastructure and fed the eagle of people.
Release the currency for free navigation. No, something didn’t help
Increase the CB rate. We impose counter-sanctions! We speak comforting words. Give up the jpg! Deal with India. No does not help? ( by
At the end of the game, there is a game over.
And we did not survive.

The main thing is that in the same
the DOOM decorations did not start ((

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106728
 12.12.2014
On the poor cat hang such a shortage. Apparently, they decided: the fire will be or theft with theft; and they found a solution - the cat was blasphemed!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106727
 12.12.2014
to this:
The discussion will also include superstitions related to gifts:
Yyy:... you give a man a knife and then you will be with him on the knives.
If you give a girl a blanket, will you be with her under the same blanket?

By the way, yes) I was a girl and gave my neighbor a blanket for his birthday.
It worked, although the goal was not set.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106726
 12.12.2014
We are not in Israel to read, write and count from right to left.

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In the first class, they were taught to count on the right.
And in computer science in the first course when studying numerical systems were also considered right.
— — —
Young man, stop immediately disturbing people with humanitarian twists!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106725
 12.12.2014
Comments on Novosibirsk city.
Margarita: And I am more pleased that in the photo, a man tries to hide a woman, remaining himself under the barracks. Men are ready to save their fifth point, sometimes even by replacing women
Kirill: Margarita, just he doesn't want to hunt after the mortgage to pay alone)))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106724
 12.12.2014
There is a concept – ability. A table of multiplication can be learned by any full-fledged person, and learn to sing or draw - not everyone.
In order to reveal the ability to draw or sing, it is not necessary to torture a person for 10 years. Especially when it comes to assessment.

Music and music ends at 7th grade, unlearned you mine
and then you start to bear the brain to other teachers, that you did not fall into hell logarithms and ethylene, because it will not be useful in life, so put five.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106723
 12.12.2014
I read a lecture on speech culture to student-of-time oil workers. In front of me are more than 60 adult men, half far beyond 30. Over the audience there is a slight upheaval. Let us find out how a health toast is different from a health toast. The grave silence.
Are there any sober people sitting here?
They practically chanted friendlyly:
and yes!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106722
 12.12.2014
Well, I’m all wrong with these investigative causal links, or how they are there...
First the cause, then the effect.
I said I was bad with them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №106721
 12.12.2014
A comment to the video where tetraheksane in a triple point freezes and boils at the same time:
So... who fucking divided by zero?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106720
 12.12.2014
The most enforceable laws are the laws of evil.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №106719
 12.12.2014
Most of the passengers in the semi-empty bus are listening to music. One removes the headphone, says, “Stop at Norilskaya,” squeezes back. The second takes out the headphone, says, "Stop at Norilskaya," squeezes back, and so on, three more people. and pause. The driver takes out the headphone and cries, “Is anyone on Norilskaya out?”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №106718
 12.12.2014
Dare to you, man! I haven’t seen you from school. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, how? Where do you live?
On the other side of the cultural divide.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106717
 12.12.2014
C GeekTimes:

Aaa: This is a popular theme for jokes on all kinds of entertainment sites – my psychological age, my psychological gender...
BBB: My psychological profession, my psychological salary...
ccc:...my psychological weight...
My psychological karma.
My psychological IQ.
FFF: My psychological psychology...
Ggg: My psychiatric diagnosis

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106716
 12.12.2014
The Slavic brothers, one of the countries of former Yugoslavia, could not understand what the "spanghouts of the fuselage" are. After the explanations on the fingers - "o! I have a body!"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106715
 12.12.2014
Do not make business nightmares. Just force them to write NDF reports four times more often.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106714
 12.12.2014
Twitter is a social network designed so that it is easier for the user to send the interlocutor to the fuck than to explain something.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106713
 12.12.2014
A new mystery: Two friends rule in a circle. The sun and the moon, if anything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106712
 12.12.2014
Hello to Ivan! You just won a million dollars in the championship "Swipe the country’s anthem as close as possible to the original". Do you want to say something to our TV viewers?
“First of all, I want to thank Sid Meyer and the computer game Civilization for making me rich and famous.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №106711
 12.12.2014
1: I have to apologize to you.
2: For what?
1: You said that XXLB, but we didn’t believe it.
So that is :) tell me.
He was late to work today. We ask – is it? And he is evil all says "the fools have directed".
1: It turns out at night battery removed, type holds poorly
1: and that night cold promised and someone advised to take home.
2: And what?
1: So this fool took home and put it on the balcony, like there is no room in the house!
I am so happy ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
This is here :)))
1: says "I covered it with a cardboard so that the snow does not shrink the contacts"
2nd day :))))
1: We hit the whole brigade here, the noise began to run away - we also crashed through the wall.
1: and he is like you crack, dumb! The neighbors in the courtyard, you are here too. You are all abnormal.
I killed you :)))
The main thing is, he is a fucking electrician, licking with the tower.
2: And I said :)
Yes, I have already apologized. :) But this is not the end.
2: * work out of the job :)) tell me
1: At lunch Natka - the buck came in, rjet. XXX came to her, complained about us, spoke idiots around.
So she, a good soul, tried to explain to him what the problem was, and he failed.
1: on the topic "what the bad lady in the cars understands." Natka spit and went to us.
Yes, it is not treated.
1: You said it :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №106710
 12.12.2014
ha-ha
Since the condensate began to be sold in bags, the main thing in the morning is not to make yourself coffee with mayonnaise (

and late. We have made olive oil twice.

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