Find a way to limit the cat on the couch! You put a corner of cellophane pocket shrinking and the cat in a minute on it moves!! The sofa is always free.

A little poetry today.

A romantic evening.
The candles.
I hurt you.
The Greeks.

by zema041

xxx: Honestly, I’m looking forward to a robotic car race when the safety issues of pilots cease to limit the insaneness of engineers.
YYY: It’s not likely to be like the joke: We launched two supercomputers to play chess. After 1 second. Without making a single move, the black player surrendered.

Orthodoxy: to restore security in Eastern Europe.
We are quiet in the Urals, no danger.

XXX: Do you want a new insult?
Tagged: burn
XXX is
xxx: means "double yats"

On the one hand, I understand that fathers are the same people as everyone else.
But on the other hand, when I hear from a comrade in a beard and with a beard, the printer does not start. It seems to be a bad..."
Something is going through my head.)
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This is what! When a young daddy, the sweetest and most intelligent person, began to show me the graphical capabilities of Linux, which he manually installed in his laptop (I don't remember the package, then only the widget came out, so the effects in Linux were much cooler) and to show the capabilities of Linux programs - here I fell into a crash, feeling a complete crash.

An ex-USSR immigrant donated $1 million to FreeBSD. “You can say that FreeBSD has helped me get out of poverty,” says WhatsApp founder Jan Kum.

More jokes about compilation under freebsdu.

I also checked my granddaughter. And it may even succeed in making him at least one vaccination.He is the only one we have unvaccinated and unchristed. What if you are not baptized?

In other words, strange people. I went to the neighboring department to find a man. Behind the cottage, where the kitchen department is, this guy sits and cuts the sausage with a replica of a stick-knive from the SCC.
What is Cham? What is?
I translate for the illiterate. A modern copy of the stick-knife from the Simonov self-chargeable carabin
WOW: Let me admit. and?
xxx: a guy in a shirt-coat, in a serious euro-style office firm during working hours - a knife stick. NUTYPONEL
Oh shit, what’s wrong? Is that sharp knife?
XH: Yes
WOW: Well it is okay. A guy in a shirt and blueball cuts the sausage with a sharp piece. He is well. And you recognized in this piece a modern copy of a carabinette knife. This is your problem, Imho.

Comments to local news, an article about one of the schools.

arsenic
I love Marina Savchenko, let her know.

Marina Savchenko
Arsenie, I love you too.

arsenic
Be my wife.

Marina Savchenko
well arsenic

Elena
Arsenic, stop the ballagans

arsenic
Elena Pavlovna, I will not be again.

In the Moscow Forestry Institute at the time it was published a newspaper with the name "Bereozova kaša. A newspaper about unfavourable, but very healthy foods"

Never take anything that is offered to you "just so". never ever. Do not accept any expensive gifts, except for the anniversary "from the collective". Don’t borrow money, especially if someone offers it indefinitely and without interest. If you have a force majeure, go to the bank and make a loan. You will pay interest, but the bank will not wait for gratitude and will not teach you to live. Saved on interest is not worth the dirt that will spill on you in the case of the "beneficiary". Learn from other people’s mistakes. Do not take anything "just so".

Two trains collided in Samara
Drivers of routes moved
They borrowed these masters on Daddy’s trams.

Hetfield: Today is World Toilet Day and International Men’s Day. I know how connected it is, but I congratulate you with all my heart!

You will not believe.
I was going home, the streets were empty and dark. Turn to the left where there is no one. Not with my happiness. They brake.
We violate?
There is no one.
- Anyway, the minimum (450 hryvnia this) must be written out
What will you do. I will not offend you with a bribe offer.
Insult me for 100 hryvnia.
He insulted, rattled, and left 😉

to this:
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My husband has a strange property.
In October, after a year of inspections and collecting a bunch of documents, the husband finally settled in Gazprom.
My country, I forgive you!
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Dollars, are you married? O_O

The cost of travelling in the winter is a circus.
I’ve never been on ice and I didn’t know how ABS works.
xxx: and when we hit the frost sharply and the roads were slippery, my abs worked, and I thought the brakes were refused and it was time to say goodbye to life)
xxx: so if you press the brake, and the car is still driving, it hits you with a kick in the leg and makes a "bubbu" - it's abs, not the brake refused

xxx: a tro-black is when 15 fans of which 4 are guys who play it
YYY: It is a pop. Through Black fans should be fewer than members of the group.

Listen, I want to find a song, like - can you help? I don't know the names in English.
2: Well, let’s... what’s in it? About what? A word any? Ideally singing
1: Well, as I listen to her, I think there the girl the guy dropped... and she worries but is attached... and in the song "Fig with him!"
2:..."Fix me" what?(Reference to )
1 is passive. You are gold)) Well I can explain))
2: Yes...

This is:

SMS comes from an unknown number "the amount of 100 rubles in the account, blabla..."
After half an hour from the same number, said, wrong, return the money.

I send "the amount received in the account of 1000 rubles, blabla..."
In five minutes, I write the message, I was wrong, return the delivery to this number.

When the answer goes in the spirit (if censored) "yes it-Madrid, what all the smart
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And the next time for a SMS to this number you will be removed from the account 200 rubles, so that you don't get smart.