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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106509
 08.12.2014
of the Soviet Union, which was thoroughly destroyed.
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You are joking, right? Went out? with care?
In vain?
This is the USSR where "nothing is everywhere, but in principle there is everything".
Did you live in the USSR? Yes, in the USSR, what you know decided everything. In general everything. If you don’t know the right people, you won’t buy anything significant, no matter how much money you have. Except in turn for a few years. The U.S.S.S.R. has been destroyed, so it should be. Why in Russia, which is just over twenty, such a developed culture of kumovism, if not from the USSR?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106508
 08.12.2014
The series should end approximately so - doctors are driven out on the street, the hospital is demolished, a temple is built in its place.
from Twitter.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106507
 08.12.2014
Now on the forum in the administrative section:

Hello, I have a stupid nick 😉
Can you please change it to "Coffee"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №106506
 08.12.2014
here here :

"Al forgotten, cats, amins, shredders..." -

forgotten cats, amins, shredder
and the waltz of Schubert and the crust of the French bride

Oh well!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №106505
 08.12.2014
About how people see Moscow.
2000 in Saratov Obliv. There was a factory ''Volskcement' and their products cost 55 rubles. for a bag of 50 kg. Coming guys from Moscow bought (precisely forced to sell at a throw price) the factory and delivered their manager.After a month they reduced 25% of ITR, 30% of workers, and the price at such efficiency was 157 rubles. The bag weighs no more than 50 kg. And now, attention. the question, how should we look at Moscow and the Moscovites (and absolutely fool where this Moscovite comes from, because all the profit goes not to the region, and not to the development of the Russian Federation, but to Moscow)?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106504
 08.12.2014
You understand that you spend too much time on the internet when you learn that in your apartment is already decorated tree thanks to a photo on Facebook.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106503
 08.12.2014
XHH: You read everything, tell me, was it Tolstoy who wrote about the man whose head the tram cut off?
No no brother! It was Bulgakov who wrote about a guy whose head was cut off by a tram, and Tolstoy wrote about a guy who was thrown under the train.
HH: And why did she leave? Because of a man?
The psychic...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106502
 08.12.2014
in the bowl)

I just saw in one of the social networks a signature under the photo of the baby:

Growth of grass

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106501
 08.12.2014
All of these "super-popper initiatives" like: reduce the share of workers,
reorganizing production, carrying out restructuring, introducing new rules
Labour, ISO certification, monthly audits and other lies occur on the initiative - suddenly - of the managing organization, which again
suddenly moved from Tyumen to Moscow. Coming with the Commissions
efficient managers, jumping into the 50-degree frost from the cabin
The aircraft in the Land Cruiser salon, they say "and it is not cold here even without a hat.
One of those, who came in the composition of the next commission, looked up and issued: "a
Where do you have the product warehouse here?" At the power plant, ah. He thought he was brought to a refinery. These eagles ride around the country.
They get for their harm unhealthy grandmothers and they are generally offended by what they are doing.
The enterprise. Yes, they are from Moscow. I'm curious where this is in the light.
has appeared. But the refinance was forced to throw out in the wash, they introduced terribly.
convenient system for accounting for nails and gauges and reduced specialists. "Excessive" by
their understanding. I don’t like the Moscovites. And the prizes, by the way, they get. And our company, introduced by them as part of the losses OGK-2,
does not receive the prize. And yes, they get it. I wonder "what are you here for?
How to spend money?"
– – – – –
A similar picture. by Kirov. and Dorothy. Change of General. had to leave.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106500
 07.12.2014
Attractions in Brussels - the cat was crying. The boy wrote.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106499
 07.12.2014
to this
I’m looking in Google – how to get back the old version of Skype (because for a violent update you have to kill at all), and Google offers me to get back the girlfriend, husband, old love and Donetsk.

About Donetsk apparently Poroshenko in Google asked.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №106498
 07.12.2014
X: I heard that you and Olesey were separated? How do you feel?
I finally killed Alduin.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106497
 07.12.2014
Three bats parallel - a sex bats, a cigarette bats and a class (bus) bats.

Basic has moved to a qualitatively new level))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №106496
 07.12.2014
Continue to NAU:

There on the table.
The thick tail of a creature
This creature is called "COT"!

See it on the table.
Food remains
And the cat eats her, and the cat eats her.
And the cat will take her!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106495
 07.12.2014
About cleaning...

Today I force my daughter to clean up in my room...
I say :
If it is not cleaned before 10 in the morning, I confiscate all the gadgets.
Silence and tranquility from my daughter.
I am :
Turn off Wi-Fi
The tranquility of my daughter
I am :
And the phone...
I see she’s looking at the bag, where she’s storing the threads and accessories for hooking... (type well and lan, I’ll be hooking)...
I am :
From this day on, the hook is considered a gadget. Let it be so.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106494
 07.12.2014
Now that in your hands no take - the address of manufacture Zhaozopinsk, the legal address - Moscow. There are two managerial apparatus. They are trying to turn the country back in time. The inflated staff of the chiefs, continuous "commissioning", the purpose of which is one - to make the appearance of the work. Understanding their absolute worthlessness, these leaders, riding the country, issuing tons of idiotic instructions, creating a stressful situation in the enterprises, also eat away the lion's share of profits. Under Stalin, these were openly called pests and placed at the wall. Now they have grown. Truth is such an insect that fertilizes excessively and occupies the entire space unless working bees drive them out. And Moscow - yes, the city-office, the whole country feeds Moscow. The Russians are not at fault, but this is a fact. Previously, Moscow was the Red Square, the Kremlin, the VDNH. Now it’s all simple – Zadarsk. Ask any of the provinces "what do you think about Moscow?"- "Food enough for Moscow".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106493
 07.12.2014
Articles about hippies (real hippies of the 60s):
It was a time of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll, protests against the Vietnam War and demonstrations for civil and women’s rights.

The commentary:
Only drugs survived. Rock and Roll is known to be dead, and sex and civil rights have taken some frightening forms.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106492
 07.12.2014
France, of course, will not be easy, but it will have to find such a ass in which it will be able to push its Mistral - such a fun note ended the negotiations at the highest level of our countries.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106491
 07.12.2014
My cat can be in five states – sleeping, going to sleep, eating, going to eat, nauseating...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №106490
 07.12.2014
He and Pedrosa.
Why did you decide so?
I feel my ass.

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