I sit in the police... they demand to explain why I left the restaurant drunk, sat in the car behind the wheel and went... And I KNOW??? I came there on foot.

Someone asked in Parliament:
"Can we take it seriously?
We will do something anyway.
Also for the public?"
What an unexpected, fresh approach!
What do people want? "
"Let us celebrate them?"
"Let us build hospitals?"
"Do we add trading points?"
"Will we ban the manna meat?"
"Shall we teach them matu again?"
"Should we cancel the apartment fee?"
"And maybe, first of all,
Will we raise the Prime Minister’s salary?"
"Let us do something!
This is our job!"

In the end –
raised the taxes.

The preacher is asked some question about the lab, he says something like: "It depends on the well."
The one group (who asked the question) turns to the other head, crawls the roar of a-la "you do not know such clever words" and pulls:
The square!
The Prep:
It is a pity that it is not spring. You would run out to the pond (and we have a carrier near the universe), sit there on the shore and sit: "Squashness, squashness!"

Although forgotten, cats, amins, shredders...

I wake up here at night from a strong whirlwind and fever. I can't understand anything - why such a noise, if nobody but me and my little cat at home, and we, and this growing organism, usually sleep well at night. Is the door opened to me?
I stretch faster, turn on the light and see - the basket took to the printer in the paper bowl and lay on the thin plastic strip of the folded output bowl. That, being already outside the table, is heavily bending under an unplanned load and desperately, with a terrible thunder and scratch, tries to straighten up, and the cat even closed her eyes from pleasure in full enthusiasm for such funny cuddles, and even with music.

to this:

YYY: I will give you, maybe!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY This phrase in printed form looks ambiguous xD

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And if you write literally – there will be nothing ambiguous: I will give you "may be"!
and :)

XXX: The pharmacist advised
A pack of condoms, for the case.
xxx: I hope to go before 2018 or the money will be wasted)

Look at the pharmacy.

(Discussions in the forum on the choice of a name for a turtle)

A: Why is her name? Will she respond to him or how will she react?

bbb: Does the Lebeg Integral respond to the call? Or is it we give it a name so as not to be confused with the Integral of Rimane? and ;-)

I am an electrician. Repaired the wiring in the apartment with replacement for copper and a bunch of perversions-hotel owners. The fee is 100 rubles. In the month. Transfer of rights to my work to the heirs. The money stopped coming - the grandchildren came and pulled out the sockets and wires from the walls.

Response to Humidifier:

Nasta 24 June 2014
It does not seem bad, but there is a pair that was not mentioned in the description.

Second is IP. The average income is a hundred, a flat, a cheap car, no loans. He does not drink, does not smoke. He puts money in his shoe box because he has no idea what to spend it on. Sex happens, but "New Year more often". The appearance is untouchable.
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God, poor girl, let you volunteer for charity! Bring toys to the children's home, bones to a dog shelter or there medicines to poor cuddled cats. Immediately you will meet a nice and unrestrained girl (there cleansers do not delay). She will teach you to wash and wash your clothes, and the bed will be warm.

heh
And you will communicate with a girl who has unwashed hair, dirt under the nails, unwashed bagged clothes?
Electricity is honest?

Cossacks patrol will go on first duty in Moscow
This is glorious!
Soon, the poop with the gays will get up.
There will be order on the streets

I am not afraid of the dentists. I fear that in order for them to be treated, I will have to sell my last pants.

V: No, if you want, I’ll book, but know that in that case you’re not a man.
A: I agree with you.

I am an adult, independent man. I can eat from a spoonful without a salivator!

and the best comment:
>Thanks to the keyboard

One day I cooked spaghetti, roasted them with cheese with greens, dropped a bit of ketchup on the side of the plate, in general, decided to eat at the computer under the cartoon. In the middle of the process, the pasta fell between the keys. With little thought, I turned the keyboard over the plate and shook... The plate was filled with tobacco ashes, lost micro-cd, hair, a few dried cockroaches, a fist, a small clock battery and other unrecognizable garbage. Lunch and fucking.

In the song of R. Zhukov about the first snow he heard a line and scratched a colleague with a collar.
222 is?? to
111:... so unexpectedly in a dream.
222: Mda, and indeed an unexpected

The Central Bank of the Russian Federation has announced the transition from the floating rate of the ruble to the sinking rate.

From the WOT forum, discussion of female crews:

If all the crew members of my tank are men and the radio operator is a girl, how long will I get a new crew member for free?

Man 28 years old. Would the relationship be shattered if there is a shortage of tricks?
It is like the Maslow pyramid. From simple to complex, from physical to spiritual needs.
– – – – –
If you’re 28 years old, you’re probably working. You need money and you don’t need relationships – tell him that there are professionals for trolls. From cheap to elite. No commitments will be required. Pay the price and use the time as agreed. And don’t mind girls who want love and don’t want to be “just holes.”