Rosetta made the first photo of the surface of the comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko and found on the surface of the house of the director of Ren-TV

The child is learning computer science. "Mom help..." from the word "run" in five steps you need to do "step". In the process of converting the word I added "bag". It gives a rating of 2, no such word.

The Optimist Father:

Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theory.”
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Try not only to start, but also to educate. I managed, but the truth and only two children, as many as I could normally raise and raise.

In the bus, the driver approaches a young man:
Pay for the trip!
I am a single father.
How many children do you have?
and 10.
God, how are you dealing with them all?! to
What should I deal with them? They live with their mothers.
And you?! to
I am a single father.

here here :

I also had a story with "Upyr" (read, it seems, in ninth grade)....

The weak...
To me, a fifteen-year-old sister in my five read under the corresponding decoration - a dark apartment, only a fire, a strong thunderstorm on the street, we are at home two, we lie on the parent's couch, and she expresses, sometimes swinging, reading out loud. Maybe because it’s hard to imagine anything more terrifying than playing with her in the hospital for 2 years before, when she very naturally pretended that she would be doing the operation now and this moment will cut my naked stomach with a sharp kitchen knife, which I was strictly forbidden to touch at all. My mother went up to the fifth floor when she heard my wild cries down there.

I go to the shopping center. I am overtaken by the carapuse with the screams: "Di-i-i-ma-a-a! D-I-I-I-M-A-A!and "
Here appears a stinking mom and even louder in the footsteps of the baby: "Not Di-i-i-m-a! and Daddy!!and "
O_O

Electricity has been hidden for years. You won’t pay for the light if you turn off.

XX: I wonder why is Russia so looking to the pole?
Wut: Well, from there, for example, it is convenient to spin the entire world on the genital organ...

We stand with a friend in the doorstep: - Hold the basket, the mints are coming.

Withdrawn from the army as a captain, friends now often call me "Kap" and don't get tired of cuddling, buying a light beer for me called "Light Beer".

From the G20 Forum:

Security measures will be strengthened during the event. Residents and guests will be prohibited from carrying in certain areas chopsticks, squirrels, eggs, reptiles and insects capable of hurting humans, laser clues, swords, bows and arrows, as well as objects issuing sounds that can upset dogs or horses.

The main thing is not to upset anyone.)

This is:

There is no smell here. To the elected, I explain: a truly educated person will never descend to the insults of an opponent, even censorship.

Blue, have you ever read "Mishkin's legs"? What are you trying to prove here? What to comment on the appearance of a woman lying with a child in the hospital, and laugh at her, it is normal and even intelligent, and to call the hammer doing this a hammer - not? Yes, you have not only with education, but also with the head.

Yes, to admit that you don’t live in Moscow, but in St. Petersburg – it’s strong...I’m just from Siberia and I’m more sirenely...:)...

XX: When I see such inventions, I ask myself and the author one simple question: Why does Mercedes not do that??? If I can't find a clear explanation, I think the product is useless.
YYY: I also wonder, why don’t you drive on a Mercedes? I think you are useless because you don’t have a Mercedes.

Ah, once it went about bars - we have a bar, bar "Bar". They serve beer "Beer" and vodka "Wodka".

Petrovich from the rubber women’s repair workshop every day glues dozens of other women’s girlfriends.

HHHH
It is time to protest against information wars, such as "Make News Not Thief"!!! to
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All news on TV channels work in the spirit of an anecdote:
There are rabbin elections in the synagogue. Everyone offers Rabinovich. He stood up:
Can I say my opinion?
Please tell me.
- Here you offer Rabinovich, and in the meantime his daughter is a prostitute.
“Haymovich, what do you say! Rabinovich has no daughter. He has four sons and that’s all.
I said my opinion, and you decide.

Enot, by the way, put himself in the closet, folded everything, but things he did not like he broke, hid or thrown away. The wallpapers and curtains didn’t like him right away.
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It was an enot-muzhig!

From comments to the Hubble survey on the topic: "Which OS and what are you programming on?"

david_mz: Hm, and if I program on Go for Win, but then compile into a binary for FreeBSD, where it works – then what do I choose?and :)
Pansa: Add the item “I am a mistake” for this gentleman! and ;-)

Here is here:
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And at our wedding (or rather, before the wedding) I was the "winner". well, my body could not accept the need to spend such money on accounting for a crowd of unfamiliar citizens to me. I egoistically wanted to spend them exclusively for my pleasure. Maybe that’s why I’m divorced and no one is getting married anymore :)
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Go out for me! and :)

with Vima

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