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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104509
 24.10.2014
Today I woke up in the middle of the night, from Nadzkin’s shock coming from the kitchen. I ask :
Sleepless Night again?
I didn’t get anything, I just tried a piece.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104508
 24.10.2014
Shalopa and Gopa, Krasnodar Sale of gifts and souvenirs.
Contact person: Shalopai and Gopa

The world will never be the same.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104507
 23.10.2014
Oh, and this is WOW. WOW is a challenge to society.
He was the first to start!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104506
 23.10.2014
XXX: Where is Vitaly?
YYY: and HZ
May be back in Thailand.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Do you think?
xxx: she, if I thought at least sometimes, I't wear such a shit

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104505
 23.10.2014
>Blooded

Now I seem to know how to name my condition when I’m stuck at home for a compost on the weekend. I am boiling)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104504
 23.10.2014
You are not sitting! You start doing something to send you to the shit, then we will think about how to get around that shit!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104503
 23.10.2014
xxx> by the way, in the Duma robbed a ATM
xxx> with a break and not a carder
yyy> right, where is the doom of the carder?
yyy> Average level of subcutaneity is depressingly low
yyy> Shake must be stronger (C)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №104502
 23.10.2014
<Oracle> Sex is the safest and most effective painkiller in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valyum.
<Pirnik> here anesthesiologists will be pleased

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104501
 23.10.2014
The cat is stuck to sleep under the blanket, frozen. It sneezes, sneezes, sneezes, sneezes and sneezes. The full presence of the husband in bed. The cat does not need to wash and smooth, and it eats less.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104500
 23.10.2014
Several times tried alcohol, even Hennessy, but to drink at least until mild intoxication never worked, as nothing but disgust these products do not cause. What am I doing wrong?
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You have no willpower! The weak!
I have the same annoyance.)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №104499
 23.10.2014
Harsh labor
This is not about my salary.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104498
 23.10.2014
I read here recently from a very young "after"

Applause passing into ovulation sounded throughout the hall.

I think I’m quiet at a percentage.
© Anarchy

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104497
 23.10.2014
I walk past the stop late in the evening, smoke hunting and smoke nothing. And there are two teenagers sitting in the darkness in some clothed hats. Let me go guys, let me smoke. They started kissing at the same time. Both the boy and the girl were offended. Uncomfortable overall.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104496
 23.10.2014
to this
and...
I once decided with a friend (at the time of the USSR) from Yalta to Gurzuf, on a boat, they previously walked along the Crimean coast as buses. Well, we didn't guess with the weather, and the captain didn't guess, in short - we got into a weak storm, and what meant us about the rocks did not fade, the driver of this dish decided to take a little moristee, well and took... The whole boat blew, long and stubbornly, and my friend fell asleep and thought... Well, I led him into the gallion, on the dancing under his feet, wet deck, which in itself was already a fun attraction. It was even more fun... but only to me... he wasn’t laughing, he had time to take off his pants and sit down, here the boiler swirled on the wave, the door of the gallion opened and he flew out into the corridor, with the ports dropped, convulsively clinging to the ropes for the wall-faced orders... he squeezed on the opposite wall and squeezed, squeezed. Then, according to all the laws of physics - the ship moved back, the friend flew inside and the door behind him, with a stunning shot shut down! I was already wildly rotting, but when this whole scene, almost instantly repeated... and then again, and again, and again... and so for 2-3 minutes... I was hysterical to tears. I got stuck in some iron and cried out of laughter! A friend... he was still long, several years, did not want to remember this trip, offended. Yes to! He never did anything... he wandered.
__________________________
A beautiful story... Only the doors in the gallion open inside... And so – it’s fun.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104495
 23.10.2014
artreal: for such cases you need a service "Cow for an hour"
Agavr: comes, does something male and goes to another woman. Ideally
Something stereotypically masculine. For example, he throws out his socks for an hour and then goes to another woman.
Dration: He lifts the toilet seat, then goes to another woman.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104494
 23.10.2014
If the boss does not know what his subordinates are capable of, he is either a new boss or a crazy boss.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104493
 23.10.2014
Are there any white people there? Except for you.

yyy: Less than a third and mostly those who came to the confu
But white Americans from the cockroach when they see me run out with screams of “Russian cyber threat!”
Communicating with Nigerians and Chinese

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104492
 23.10.2014
Friends, the joke was forgotten.
............
Complexity due to
of size.
.............
Up, down, or on the table mark
Where to get and get.
to produce?
Describe the method!
— — — —
In the Wild West, a random visitor enters the hall and sees the slices on the table. The bartender asks, what is it?
He answered:
- Oh, it was yesterday cowboys here #¥ami measured.
The client gets his, applies and says:
Well, nothing special, I have more than many here.
The Barman:
They were on the other side of the table!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №104491
 23.10.2014
From the very morning I am called to the glass door that closes our corridor from the staircase cage, the coordinator.

“You see,” he said, carefully pulling one of the strings there and there. The bottom element is not that. is clogged. Paul is scratching. Must be repaired.

(The lower steel element on the door has indeed somehow collapsed and now hits the sharp edge and the carpet, and the second loop.)
Listening and obeying, I call, first of all, Sereza, our assistant worker in the office.

- And this is not for the repairers, - Sereza says dullly, knocking the door. This is for security. This is not just a dungeon, it is a high-tech, electronic lock, the locking system of a part of the floor - here you simply do nothing. You have to leave an application, call the master.

We both are silently silent, contemplating a super-modern door with an electronic lock that has collapsed.

“Al,” Sereza suddenly said somnambulically, still holding the door, “we will try it in Russian now.

After opening the clutch for greater convenience, he wears the shoe several times carefully, but mentally pins the high-tech metal element in the direction of the straightening.
The element is aligned.
The door is opened and it closes softly and completely silent, like a new one.

“We are a high-class transnational corporation,” Sereza says with unbeatable intonation, contemplating the work of his own hands.
After the break, I agree. We have professionals in our business!
and Koo-koo

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104490
 23.10.2014
Suddenly, steady and cheerful paladin
He fell into the salad. And spent the night alone.

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