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XHH: I think I’m pretty shy enough to allow myself to fuck it.
I imagined what Stalin said at the CPSU meeting.
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This is:
From Kelatudmaa
I go with my daughters (6 and 10 years old) on the street, meet a very bearded uncle. With such a long beard.
The Diane:
Mommy, Mommy look at me! Put your finger to the side of the wart.
I see, I say. To whom is he similar? I ask, meaning Karabas Barabas or Santa Claus.
Daughters of the Choir:
The ZZ Top!
This is what proper education means.
The right education is not to tick your finger at people.
So the cockroach has nothing to do with animals. You will talk about parthenogenesis in mammals. And suddenly.
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Even the ameba, the intelligent, has to do with animals. Animals are a kingdom. Mammals are just one of its classes, far from being the most numerous and successful.
The spies are very upset :-)))
One was sitting in the electric car and told the whole car on the phone:
Well what? You have a good legend, you have a good story. Stay on your own. They will prove nothing!
To anyone who writes:
At the end, the snow fell.
Men and women, shake up! and freeze.
with UV. Your great and mighty.
Is he also a military man?
YYY : No. It seemed to have served, but I don’t remember. It is terrible to say that he
YYY: And what is Vancouver other than a civilian type of flag?
It has long been said:
Why, if you have changed, are you a hero-lover, and if I have changed, am I a joke?
Because when I am, it is WE, and when you are, it is us.
My also reasoned, then came after the next “I’m gone,” stumbled onto the iron door and suitcases with his things.
What is characteristic of the one who "he is" turned out to be not immediately needed
XX: We have a fairly large building, the boss is in another wing, it’s a couple of days away.
XX: I came to work yesterday very sleepy, on the autopilot with the beginnings of the mind. Neighbor in the office to me: "called the boss, demanded you on the carpet"
XX: I go through the entire building, in which the repair is permanent, to the boss. I sleep on the way. When I almost get to the boss's office, I see some men in the specialty carry out a carpet rolled into a roll.
XX: Well I aimed "for carpet" set as well... for a while I followed the carpet
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And also I always thought that sex is needed because you want a loved one and to meet physiological needs you can swing with one hand)))))
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and ah. And when you want a loved one a couple of times a day, and he or she wants you a couple of times a month, life begins to play just the fucking kind of rainbow colors.
School, to evaluate the ability to drive races... Yes, it is just not interesting for women! For women, the car is a means of overcoming distances and transporting goods. And to get from point A to point B a normal woman will try to be as safe as possible. This is for men, the car is a means of self-expression, so you must show how cool you are, break the PDD, be sure to hug the grandmother behind the wheel, cut, get in front of her in front of the lighthouse...All puzzle and dangerous types of time, entertainment and hobbies are not close to women. So guess yourself, my little friend.
I have a friend buying gold.)
You need more gold.
xxx: you need to build a zig-zag
kh: investment coins
XX: More investments are needed
You need to build a business incubator.
Thread: xDDD
And there is only one conclusion... somebody is cooking cabbage so puzzled, while both sides fertilize the fields of eastern Ukraine.
Is this a game developer chat?
and yes.
What is "Belarus" or "Belarus"?
The Supreme Court of the European Union has ruled that refugees who apply for political asylum on the basis of sexual orientation should not provide the authorities with proof of their homosexuality.
Good news, you can free down. But there is one nuance.
What did civil defense exercises take place for deputies?
Not everyone was able to get into the bomb shelter.
In the Verkhovna Rada, holy water was poured in places where communist deputies previously sat. This is the best proof that modern Ukraine is truly Europe. The Medieval.
I have a difficult relationship with my wife and I have sex with her so that there is no desire to change her.
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All BMW owners are fools.
yyy: I have a friend, he is a fool, but on the focus. How to? Buying a BMW?
You will be in my new home.
Is this question?
and no.
In New York, it is accepted to give gifts.
No, the new home is accepted to help with the move!
A collegial decision is a decision of the boss, which he imposes on his colleagues at work.