by Habr
XXX: Here is another spring breakthrough statement by Samsung. Superaccumulators were there, super-flexible screens were there, and the super graphene was there.
YYY: And then all of this will be combined, and there will be a super-gex S6. Or the S7.
zzz: And then Apple will come and file a lawsuit for using the “high-tech” slide to unlock. This is not graphene, you should have thought about it.

From the architectural agency:

I work as an architect. In the process of designing the plant due to the close location of the letters 'h' and 'z' on the key instead of the "entry-port for staff" wrote the "entry-port for staff". All this was printed on 5 copies of working documentation, signed by the chief architect, then the chief engineer, approved by the customer and passed the state examination. What if no one is against it?? to

The car is the second place for sex after the bedroom. Have you ever thought about it?)

YYY: It’s more with TAZoochers.))) I have a lot more sex before the compact than with the car)
YYY: I am about work!

If you’re bitten, don’t rush to get upset. They may still sink.

I interview a job applicant. A man, a grown-up man...
Standard questions - where they previously worked - on an indusine farm, he says... yes, he says and still works there... I ask - why you want to leave, what doesn't suit me - stumbled, embarrassed, but decided to admit - yes, he says, honestly, indusins from childhood I fear terribly... I say - but they don't spend there freely, they probably sit there in cages... Yes, he says, in cages, of course... But there are 100,000 of them...

American homosexuals refuse to drink Russian vodka, because after it pulls on babies.

Russia is the lighthouse of freedom of speech

D. Kyselev, interview with the newspaper "Izvestia"

XXX: Sitting on the Physics Forum
YYY: And the CHO?
XXX:comes girl with nick "beautiful"
XXX: begins to sneeze to help her change the poles of the magnet.
YYY: The heart of the beauty is inclined to betray and change the poles of the magnet!!)))

select a column of a certain height by the catalog of iron concrete products. People are lazy in listing catalogues. One girl studies the catalog for a long time, then asks, "There are many columns of this height, which one to take?" She says she can’t choose, help me.
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Dear lady, I would be confused too. I'm not a builder - a radio engineer, but I suspect that the columns are picked not only by height... What are the environmental conditions? Will there be vibrations and strikes? What is the expected service life of the building? It just came to mind. So you can even smell the column on the construction, you can even try the tooth.

The insulted man:

And if I was a smart teacher, I would get stuck to the question and awaken the students to the imagination, creative thinking, enthusiasm... So what? I joke stupidly and stupidly.
What to expect from students?

She is a smart teacher, does not throw pearls in front of pigs, especially for such a salary.

Damn you, not the teacher, to chase such a bad butt should be for professional inappropriacy. Keep your personal attitude toward the students, as it is appropriate for at least any civilized person. I came to work - work, the salary is not satisfying - look for another. And you do not need your personal service to anyone, and especially do not have to shake your fingers here. Calling students pigs, you seem to have no idea even of elementary education.

Total Recall is:

You won’t believe, poor man, deprived of childhood: we were fed greatly, but to bite a swollen kidney from a branch of lip in the spring or to chew a honeyflower of yellow akacia in the summer is nothing comparable pleasure, harder than any candy. Other herbs were somewhat edible, "chicken or chicken", "bars"; I don’t even know how they are called correctly. Even smaller, with a figure size, green apples and pears from the abandoned garden (this is despite the fact that their apples are about to grow on their landscape, and they can be eaten from the pulp). Even the shoulder of the young peanut from his country and his young shoots; the only thing that my mother forbade is to crack peanut buds, or then I will remain without the peanut; planted it clean for me, so that the baby would have something to pasture.

This is very important....

It was the first bowl, he took it :)

And also - young shoots of Sakhalin greyhound :)
And young seedlings of cereals - chickpeas, timophene - sweet such, yes :)
And the nectar from the flowers of Kizilnik was pressed out :)

Something is not in the jerk - it is a matter of feeling - spring, summer, childhood... ;)

She: not sad, but... something will not grow)))

Why do I have breasts? :)

My body also decided so.

The number of piddars in the country is more than the number of homosexuals.

The Osteopath:

Impressions of today. The practical activity. Gave students the task: to pick up a column of a certain height from the catalog of iron concrete products. People are lazy in listing catalogues. One girl studies the catalog for a long time, then asks, "There are many columns of this height, which one to take?" She says she can’t choose, help me. I look at her, and the girl at the parade, makeup, hair, all that. I say:"Well you are somehow choosing for yourself by AVON catalogues, Oriflame there, well and here the same", which she stated:" THERE YOU CAN LOST THERE AND MOVE!" After that I only had to offer her to go to the building and smell the iron concrete columns there.

And if I was a smart teacher, I would get stuck to the question and awaken the students to the imagination, creative thinking, enthusiasm... So what? I joke stupidly and stupidly.
What to expect from students?

Darth Vader was not allowed to vote...Who to vote for now? and :(

There is only one thing left to do: come and write it up on your own. A broken bulletin. But Darth Vader has more than two-thirds of the votes on internet voting, and competitors do not even pass the five-percent barrier. I wonder what will happen with so many broken ballots?

It is naive:

And the children began to feed normally, so they stopped eating all the shit in the middle of the road.

My dear man. The children were always well fed if the mother's hands grew from that place. One of my acquaintances often tells me about the horrors of her provincial childhood, how after school she went to lunch in the city dining room and pressed there with peanuts. At the same time, her mother was a classy teacher with a good above-average load of the subject, and her father was a military, as if he retired from the colonels later. Thus e. The money of the people was not small, the markets were not cancelled, but there was no lunch in the family.
I think to tell her, when again the story of hungry childhood will begin, that the matter was not in the country, but in her mother, or let her live restlessly? It’s been a long time and my mother is still alive.
Z is. And the children, they are, we too could always get stuck with the swallow of the immature crocodile from the abandoned garden, while in his garden the early has long been asleep.

and max :
I dreamed a strange dream that with Master Yoda we had to do something very important precisely at night, when it should be dark, and I jumped, because I realized that this moment was asleep, since it was already dawn, I hardly realize that Yoda did everything without me, but I doubt, and I can't remember what to do, such as contact with a compass from the sort to get out, and I go to bed further)))

I went to bed at 8 a.m. and got up at 8 a.m.)

linked :
Who is this?

and max :
Do you know who Yoda’s Master is?

linked :
No is

and max :
Do you know the Green Master?

(Send a photo with Yoda)

linked :
Well, the master green saw, and the master Yoda is the same, only brown?

Elections in Afghanistan are generally going well, with the exception of explosions at some polling stations and terrorist attacks on police.

KG: I’d rather save money on a private plane.
SAnd: Well it’s no problem, it’s not difficult. I have long done so.

The cat for two days, as there is no of her bags, kicks, eats dry food, is dissatisfied, swallows and periodically throws on her feet, especially in the morning.
I wake up, I beat away from the cat, I go to pour her food, at the same time I say to my husband - Must the cat buy her bags, or she will soon eat me!
The man, dreamingly looking at the distance. - Oh, let him eat.
O_O
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