The Male Logic
to pay a fool who sleeps with everyone in a row only to be payable, for sex - the norm.
To help money a decent woman who sleeps only with you - "all the babies are merchant dolls".

How did you become a programmer?
I was a systadmin in one large company, and very often heard the phrase:"the programmer has come, now he will fix everything."
and?
It’s easier to become a programmer in Java than to explain that it’s two different professions.

X: how to save 3 thousand if I am not taken to work for 12 years and for any household business money is not given?
Y: Set up a totalizator in the school. Say that after the lessons there will be a fight between two girls, bet on winning one of them. One of them is to give up for a percentage of the money you earn on the interest. The Profit.

I am surprised by such owners. As a hostess of tails with extensive experience, I can say: any sudden choking, sneezing, coughing, choking, a mysterious whisper, a whisper of half, a laughing soul and so on. In an empty house, they are typically attributed to cats. Cats seem to think of their owners.
Everyone is calm. A disappointed and embarrassed ghost is removed into the fog.

The biggest crash in my life. I go into the bathroom and I hear someone whispering in the kitchen. I say loudly, "Murzen, pleasant appetite" - I know there is no one in the house except me and the cat. Looking out at the door - a sleeping beast, hearing his name, wanders from the opposite side of the apartment. She was never afraid of anything in her house, but after this incident, she struggled with herself for a long time so as not to stumble her feet on the threshold before entering a dark room.
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My mom called me to the kitchen, but on the way I heard my mom whisper from the other room, “Don’t go there, I heard it too.”

I answer.
This is the case.....
If a student girl sells herself to an old crocodile because she wants to eat, is she crazy? Do you know what the scholarships are? And what do foreign girls eat who don’t even get enough of this scholarship for notebooks? We have such an education now that teachers on the panel are ready, not that students... Shame should be for men who buy a fresh body cheaply. But they are not ashamed, they are incredibly cool and generally nice. And the girl, yes, she has to eat, not the flowers.
This is the case.....
Yes is foolish.
Here they already proposed to conduct an experiment, I remind you: offer such a student, for the same price to wash dishes, wipe the floor - do homework and look at her reaction. Not very qualified work, not requiring a lot of time yet to be, pay really not a lot, but to eat - enough - tested by those who did not go to prostitutes.

I once thought that GPRS in the country was a bad internet. But this summer I spoke with the youths from Donetsk.
The Internet that exists simultaneously with electricity is a good Internet.
And in general, we only cut the light three to four times a week and not more than eight hours.
Water twice an hour a week.
And to the well with the drinking water some miserable one and a half kilometers, and almost 100% that you will return alive.

News: "Men are allowed to participate in synchronous swimming competitions.
The only synchronist of Russia, Alexander Maltsov, said that this was the realization of his dream.
I hear the sound, but I don’t know where...

The main and only cockroach in all girls without exception - "the girl does not make the first step. Who put this shit in your head?
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It is like the men themselves and "kill". It is worth giving a signal to a man - to invite somewhere to go, confess in sympathy and so on, then all - you start to communicate with you like a shit. A man does not perceive signs of attention on the part of a woman as you like me, let us try to get closer, suddenly something will work out?", but as "you are my last chance, I agree to everything, you can behave with me as you want, look at me, hide, change, do not spend on me a penny of money, generally wipe out my legs as you want, I will not get anywhere from you anyway". How many times have I already passed this, I am 29 years old, I am not a crocodile, the mortgage for my apartment has already been paid, I earn normally, there are no children, I consider myself not such a bad option to treat me so. And initially, the men to whom I was "picking up" seemed to me quite adequate, but the attitude changed drastically and I should start acting first. And this applies even to those men who themselves initially expressed sympathy for me. So you first drive out the men's cockroaches - that, if a woman makes the first step in a relationship, it doesn't mean that she can't be put into anything, and then give women advice.

XXX: I have a sexting :(
YYY: Well... Seasonal it’s good... That means you’re...not counted.

This
You cannot study under the supervision of your husband. And don’t give God, he will personally take you to teach. Except for his cries and your tears, there will be no result. In fact, it is important for him to prove that his wife is a faultless and impasse, that she can’t learn anything, and for her safety, only he will drive, etc.
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I think it’s time for you to divorce. and urgent.

What is the weather tomorrow? Very badly?
WOW : Yes. You need to know the place.
Q: What are the places?
WOW: The air temperature will reach -32...-37 ° C, in places -37...-42 ° C. Wind west 2-7 meters per second, during the day places up to 12 meters per second
I need to know where -42 with the wind.
XH: O_O

DerArto: “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” would be a lot more interesting if wealthy people were invited there, asked where they got their money and took money for every wrong answer.

To the question of reviving tape for printing machines:

A "rejuvenate" tape is better with glycerin...
The printing paint. Only printing paint. Everything is perfectly black: the tape, the table and the one who applies the paint.

In the shoe factory, a second workshop is lost every morning.

Sophia
The seller transfers property to the buyer or buyer
The Roman
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slavery is prohibited, so the first option)))

The Iphone 6 was very profitable on vacation. Internet was available if necessary. Thanks to the narrow-eyed bourgeois. and :-)
hippo64: Tola, you won't believe, the same thing does Samsung Pocket, and the tablet MTs for 40 backs.
Guest: Well what do we do, Vova, if we are given all the shit at work?

1998 year, unpacking the new Sony Trinitron, we read the instructions (multi-language).
...no, I understand - Bulgarian - a peculiar language, but "jack-minijak for headphones" ("nest of headphones") nevertheless looked after.

I quit smoking, now I constantly feel hungry, all the time eating in front of my eyes.

Yyy: so all of the cigarettes on seeds jump over

zzz: and then the mobile phones start to push off ))

There is nowhere without a side...

RT in Russian

XX: Boys, do you remember the times when Ukraine was a great power and everyone was afraid of it?
I do not remember.

xxx: The important question: I want to take the enchanted sword, the murderer of virgins. What kind of curse would I impose on him?
yyy: bleeding to the target during a stroke